iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't figure out what I feel bad and stressed about

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No commercial entity has the right to seek my attention

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Software developers aren't engineers

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The professor who teaches the freshman intro to EE and CE course I have to take puts an album cover on his first side every lecture with the words edited out and it's always like Breaking Benjamin and shit

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What scene makes you get emotional no matter how times you see it.

The cast of BBC Ghosts doing In the Bleak Midwinter, Alison singing alone in certain shots and all the ghosts harmonizing in others. This photo includes the ghosts

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MikesGapingMaw @mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey NPR, stop anthropomorphizing ai bots. They don't "decide" to do things, because they aren't capable of making decisions. They don't "want" certain outcomes, because they aren't capable of desires. They're nothing more than bits of code, 1s and 0s. They're not sentient beings.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026

It will always be 2016, the only thing that will change is the liberals’ scapegoat they blame for their underperformance. Bernie bros, the undecided movement, trans people, but never themselves and their dogbrained, seven-figure consultants who only know one trick: act like republicans.

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When some parent tells you that they are concerned about their 8 year old at tee ball being able to get a college sports scholarship someday the one and only appropriate response is "What is wrong with you?"

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"you cannot be mad at me. you cannot make me feel bad. making me feel even a second of shame is unacceptable. you cannot tell me i am hurting you. i am good. and you must always reassure me that i am good" shit.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A kid in my Intro to Digital Systems class yesterday didn't know how to do integer division with a remainder, a different kid was using chatgpt to do his math homework while sitting in our Electric Circuits lecture...

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk the 17 year old high school junior he saw pumping gas next to him this morning]: alright mark have a great labor day, stay safe brotha

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Pearson e-textbook lifetime access expires after 5 years. Their investors deserve to have every penny if their wealth ripped away from them in the most painful and humiliating fashion possible and their executives deserve to be boiled alive

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Was Total Shitforbrains already taken?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026

this is about the huggingface thing, right? it's going to sting but over-anthropomorphization of chatbots responding to one another is going to keep happening until we accept the hard truth that "ability to post" is not itself indicative of human intelligence

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Back to school for Jimbo today

Screenshot from Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield, to illustrate how goddamn old I am

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Brought to you from the same line of thinking that led to "is there any social value to these militarized brute squads of wife beaters and child rapists?" and "why do so many people think that they solve crimes?"

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Do the people who make the Nerds boxes even know what Nerds are? Why the fuck is the opening like this?

The opening of a movie-theater-sized Nerds box.

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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over

atlantic article screen cap: WHY DO RICH KIDS LOVE SOCIALISM?
By Tyler Austin Harper

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Boosting my LinkedIn with this post that is sure to be hearted by many of my former coworkers

In the style of AI-gen photo posts where vaguely motivational text is written in bizarre places like on a billboard, road hazard sign, or my personal favorite, the side if a building, I found a photo of a generic looking concrete structure and pasted a white field over most if the windows and on the field printed the following:
"Half-baked aphorism written on the side of a building for some reason"

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Madlibs never asks for a preposition. Rude.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Always remembering the time in teen Sunday School class when the teacher used the expression "filtty luca" and I had no idea what the fucking idiot was talking about

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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The modal american for whom materialistic jingoism is a core part of their personality does not see The Troops as humans. They’re plot devices whose job is to come home in a flag-draped coffins that shame people out of criticizing the war.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is the two guys that Nixon beats in his first Futurama election

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

One of my stupidest habits is reading the first negative Goodreads review in the list after I finish a novel and I can't stop thinking about this one for Harlem Shuffle. I don't know what to tell you, pal. Get better at reading, you're presumably not in seventh grade anymore

Three short paragraphs from a Goodreads user review of Harlem Shuffle:

"The book blurb promises heists, and I'm immediately thinking of well-planned and well-executed ones à la Ocean's Eleven. But what I got instead were hijinks. Carney and his friends, through schemes and poor-decision making, would cause the sort of trouble that Carney can then only straighten out via crooked ways. Now that sounds interesting enough, but for some reason, it didn't feel compelling when I was actually reading it. Perhaps I'm just not the right audience for this type of gangster noir.

However, an even bigger problem is that the writing style didn't work for me. Instead of leading with contextual information, Whitehead often dropped the reader right into random thoughts or new characters -of which there were many-without explanation.

Then after many paragraphs of incomprehensible blather, he finally provides context, at which point the reader would be forced to go back and reread it all again in order to gain understanding. In this way, I read numerous portions of this book many times.

The writing also has a tendency to be unfocused.

Even the most straightforward of scenes would stretch to fill many pages, stuffed full of irrelevant musings, asides, and tangents. Those musings often involved characters we don't know or context we don't have, which adds to the confusion. And by the time I've come out of it, not only did I not understand, but I've forgotten where I am in the original scene."

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"jolly good fellow" is a fucking terrible thing to say about someone

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Just a day and a half? Wow just shows how destructive a decision it was. A bullet goes through a body very quickly and does catastrophic damage also. "No you guys! It only took a DAY AND A HALF to signal to the American people that we were cowards! It wasn't that impactful!"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What does the establishment do if socialism manages not only to overcome the obstacle of its branding, but becomes a political *asset*? What if people *want* it? What if it’s smug satisfied centrism that is the political liability? Whatever else, it’s gonna make Bill Maher’s head pop like a zit.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

in fact it would be much better evidence of your innocence if she felt safe enough to refuse!!!! dumbass!!

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軽laura @keilaura.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

if an elite lobbying effort can convince you that you have to ban trans people from sports to survive in politics you straightforwardly do not have it in you to pass electoral reform, or stand up to the fossil fuel lobby, or do any of the difficult things that have to be done

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I want to find a polite way to tell my coworkers that LinkedIn shows everyone when you like a post

Screenshot of a LinkedIn post. Are you sure you want to know what it says? So I didn't expand the user-written caption, but it says "Success is a poor teacher—it breeds complacency and a false sense of invincibility that stops people from questioning..." and then there's the little "more" button I didn't click. This is all over an AI photo of a beach, right at the edge of the surf, where someone has written with their toe in the hard wet sand in perfect Comic Sans the following half-baked aphorism: "BE COACHABLE: IF YOU'RE NOT OPEN TO FEEDBACK, YOU'RE NOT OPEN TO GROWTH."

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.”

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i think it's time for a tyranny of the majority. these people need to be brought to heel. they're all natural bootlickers. they will comply

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

A few hundred thousand voters become the central explanatory force in a political system dominated by concentrated wealth, decades-long right-wing strategy, and deliberate disenfranchisement, but still you waste time and energy blowing your rage load on other victims of the crushing machine.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I belong with me Thou belongst with thee

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham was a warpig chickenhawk motherfucker drenched in the blood of innocents in exactly the right way, by Ezra Klein.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My favorite records when I was a teenager were Pearl Jam Ten and Metallica's black album (whatever, I was raised Chud). They both turn 35 this year. 35 years before they came out there had never been a man-made object in space

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Sal Cap0ne @salimotxo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The margins are too wide in my copy of Middlemarch. I ain't reading all that.

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Why would this stupid shit be on the side of a building

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

How am I supposed to take this rating scale seriously

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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

You are receiving a collect call from an inmate at Federal Correctional Institution, Englewood. To accept this call, press 1. To refuse, press 2. *1* This call is subject to recording and monitoring. Thank you “And I’m Jared Fogle. These stories and more on 60 Minutes.”

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

There's an ad for nicotine something or other where the guy whispers the whole thing and I wish I could send him to Guantanamo Bay

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I just saw a teen in a 311 shirt, I wanted to ask him if everything is ok

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I got my community college's Onlyest Math Major award

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