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Making the Oakleys guys at work cry since 1904

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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I never posted on here that I am a university student again. Studying electrical engineering at UNH like some kind of asshole
A photo of the cloudy sky on UNH's campus on a rainy day with one decisions tree all red and the rest still green. The kind of photo that makes you crave a cig if you you were ever into that sort of thing A sunny day, exterior of Kingsbury Hall at UNH, a lot of glass, reflecting the sparse cumulus clouds, and a lot of brick, doomed to never be thrown at a copMy proof of the resistors in parallel equivalence formula, in pen, on graph paperMy sketch of a riddle? Or logic puzzle? There's four people standing in a line, Richard, Nancy, John, and Becky, left to right. There's a brick wall between Richard and Nancy and everyone is facing the wall. Everyone is wearing a hat, and nobody knows what color their own hat is, but everyone knows there are two black hats and two white hats. They are not allowed to turn their heads, inspect their own hats, or talk to each other. If someone doesn't call out their own hat color they will die by some sadistic Jigsaw-ass contrivance. The hat colors, from left to right, are black, white, black, white. Who figures it out, and how? My drawing is stick figures and Richard has a word bubble that says "We're all gonna die." But I did figure it out without looking it up.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Washington Examiner, hmmm Wall Street Journal, hmmm Hillsdale College, there it is
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't figure out what I feel bad and stressed about
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No commercial entity has the right to seek my attention
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is really embarrassing but this post was inspired by my LinkedIn scrolling. Every time I read a post about someone's engineering team I read a few lines and find out they are taking about developers
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making people who paid for their seats watch ads warrants public executions
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Software developers aren't engineers
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[Training the army of illiterate steroid-addled fat ass ham-faced unaccountable murderous wife-beating slave catchers on the new software that lets you track anyone you want] Don't use this on stalking women you want to punish though ok? That's not what it's for.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A rack I wired up going on the Quarterly Engineering Town Hall Wall of Shame is a personal goal of mine
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been going slowly for the last year and a half or so, I've only just seen them escape Boston and the trouncing of the Chesapeake
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll bully one of my Ohio coworkers to Go buy some for me
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of these years I won't be surprised by the haul. Do you sell hot sauce?
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay I only went with movie opinions because he would have had very strong Cruzian politics opinions. But probably Boogie Nights
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn't think I was going to enjoy watching that, but it rocked. Shirt untucked but tie still high and tight with the jacket, like what if they asked my teen Sunday School teacher about his favorite PTA film just after he walked out of the bathroom
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The professor who teaches the freshman intro to EE and CE course I have to take puts an album cover on his first side every lecture with the words edited out and it's always like Breaking Benjamin and shit
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you get emotional no matter how times you see it.
The cast of BBC Ghosts doing In the Bleak Midwinter, Alison singing alone in certain shots and all the ghosts harmonizing in others. This photo includes the ghosts
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MikesGapingMaw @mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey NPR, stop anthropomorphizing ai bots. They don't "decide" to do things, because they aren't capable of making decisions. They don't "want" certain outcomes, because they aren't capable of desires. They're nothing more than bits of code, 1s and 0s. They're not sentient beings.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026
It will always be 2016, the only thing that will change is the liberals’ scapegoat they blame for their underperformance. Bernie bros, the undecided movement, trans people, but never themselves and their dogbrained, seven-figure consultants who only know one trick: act like republicans.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Closest I ever got was Arlo on Thanksgiving
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When some parent tells you that they are concerned about their 8 year old at tee ball being able to get a college sports scholarship someday the one and only appropriate response is "What is wrong with you?"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"you cannot be mad at me. you cannot make me feel bad. making me feel even a second of shame is unacceptable. you cannot tell me i am hurting you. i am good. and you must always reassure me that i am good" shit.
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
and another dude in my next class was sitting in the back watching video on his phone with the volume on, and it's basically 3 grand per class at this fucking school
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A kid in my Intro to Digital Systems class yesterday didn't know how to do integer division with a remainder, a different kid was using chatgpt to do his math homework while sitting in our Electric Circuits lecture...
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Niemoller was also a pastor, so there's that. But of course we know that doesn't stop a person from being a chud
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He died in 1984, and he voted for the Nazis in 3 elections
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey we're going to scream at people outside a planned parenthood and then we're grilling, wanna come with
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a really annoying computer networking guy who does shit like this and it's always "you need to learn Docker RIGHT NOW" or "you need to switch to Linux RIGHT NOW" but I guess his mouth is usually closed
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The poem does not mention immigrants. Also Niemöller was a Nazi
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh wait you mean the original Dover and Portsmouth don't you. I was like, fellow NHer hell yeah
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pulling "numbnuts" off the top shelf of my bookcase and dusting it off
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk the 17 year old high school junior he saw pumping gas next to him this morning]: alright mark have a great labor day, stay safe brotha
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They like to feel it fade away
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah the guy who looked like a Star Wars alien puppet had the juice
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What would be the point if people don't pronounce "mine" and "store" with two syllables?
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Pearson e-textbook lifetime access expires after 5 years. Their investors deserve to have every penny if their wealth ripped away from them in the most painful and humiliating fashion possible and their executives deserve to be boiled alive
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You bet your ass I gave them a follow
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was Total Shitforbrains already taken?
The header of the LinkedIn profile of an IT services company called Absolute POS
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
this is about the huggingface thing, right? it's going to sting but over-anthropomorphization of chatbots responding to one another is going to keep happening until we accept the hard truth that "ability to post" is not itself indicative of human intelligence
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Back to school for Jimbo today
Screenshot from Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield, to illustrate how goddamn old I am
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Brought to you from the same line of thinking that led to "is there any social value to these militarized brute squads of wife beaters and child rapists?" and "why do so many people think that they solve crimes?"
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Do the people who make the Nerds boxes even know what Nerds are? Why the fuck is the opening like this?
The opening of a movie-theater-sized Nerds box.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
atlantic article screen cap: WHY DO RICH KIDS LOVE SOCIALISM?
By Tyler Austin Harper
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You could say that this particular Soundtracker finally tracked me down
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Definitely posted by someone who didn't listen to Father Coughlin
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh man. I'm going to go listen to "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man" on repeat for a while
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Jimbo @golfballnachos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Boosting my LinkedIn with this post that is sure to be hearted by many of my former coworkers
In the style of AI-gen photo posts where vaguely motivational text is written in bizarre places like on a billboard, road hazard sign, or my personal favorite, the side if a building, I found a photo of a generic looking concrete structure and pasted a white field over most if the windows and on the field printed the following:
"Half-baked aphorism written on the side of a building for some reason"
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