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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wtf trying to get tickets to the Legend of Zelda concert but the website keeps timing out. Remember when you used to just be able to buy tickets for events?

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"what is a sankey diagram" they ask innocently "do u have any examples of its utility" they continue blissfully unawares

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't know whether or not I should take down my Talarico sign. 😥

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Haven't seen anyone mention Onyx The Dark Grip but that looked pretty cool, too.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Haven't had "I hate the new art direction of the upcoming Zelda game!" discourse in a while. Makes me feel nostalgic.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am trying, LORD I am trying, to get gud at Elden Ring.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am so goddamn sick of the Democrats.

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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

On a KOG note, very excited. Can’t say much but I think ep 2’s gonna be a good litmus test of who will actually be into this show. So fucking proud of the team. No, I can’t say anything about dates. Time to drop offline again. 🏃‍♀️

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m here to do two things: lambast Zohran Clowndami for not being serious about governing, and to get the lady who finished seventh at a swim meet into the Senate

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I've now lived long enough to see the Kennedys and Nixons do the funniest political body swap comedy ever.

The image is from Fox News of Democrat Angie Nixon and it lists her positions:

•MEDICARE FOR ALL
•FREE CHILDCARE
•FREE PAID FAMILY AND SICK LEAVE
• NATIONAL RENT FREEZE AND MORATORIUM ON EVICTIONS
• UNIVERSAL JOBS PROGRAM
• TAX THE RICH
• ABOLISH I.C.E.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I did “but it might work for me” about my addictions SO many times, and failed, before I finally gave up that self-delusion. Not saying it can’t be done, but I couldn’t. And I’m STRONGER and BETTER than EVERYONE. (still working on the grandiosity)

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

haven’t had a shitty-opinion-piece-author jumpscare this powerful in a while

DAILY NEWS
nydailynews
$ 12h
OPINION | Democrats must resist shifting far left
nydailynews.com
Democrats must resist shifting far left

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/08/2026

Every line of dialogue here is incredible. Truly one of the best "trying to hide that I'm a giant lizard" scenes in all of cinema.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Why do you all get so fucking weird about Will Stancil?

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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Roguelike Deckbuilder

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I am absolutely floored that I was able to not be spoiled by the FFVI opera scene spoof in Undertale.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Rofl see you in hell, Lindsey.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This Platner thing has made all of you insufferable.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Apparently I can no longer use the Bluesky app without verifying my age through a third party and that will probably result in me not using this website anymore.

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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I'm glad Winder resigned, very excited to see what Snapcase is gonna do.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/06/2026

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

two pages! www.oglaf.com/toxicity/

comic strip.

panel 1- a yellow cobra says "you have discovered the wish-snake. What do you wish?"

panel 2 we see we're in a sort of pink forest and the snake is talking to a woman.
Woman- Oo! True love!
Snake- Nope

panel 3 is a close-up on the woman
Woman- What? You get a veto?

Panel 4
Snake- I'm the wish-snake, baby
Woman- Of course you are

panel 5
Woman- A golden palace?
the snake puffs out a little cloud.
Not enough that you suspect it's vaping though.
Snake- Ugh.Tacky. No.

Panel 6
Woman- In the stories, wish-granters aren't usually so judgemental.

Panel 7
Snake- Aren't usually the wish-snake.

Panel 8
Woman- True. Ummm...
Snake- Venom

Panel 9
Woman- What?
Snake- You should wish you can spit venom.

Panel 10
Woman- I don't want to spit venom
Snake- Well that's the only wish I'm offering

page two of the same comic

Panel 1
Woman- Well no wish then

Panel 2
Snake- No wish is not a wish I'm offering.

Panel 3 is just a pause

Panel 4
Woman- Can the venom be tequila or something?
Snake- Let me just check

Panel 5
The woman and snake just stand there, silent.
If this were a movie it would hold on them for like a minute in total silence.

Panel 6
Tavern. Woman sits at a counter next to a man.

Panel 7
Woman squirts yellow liquid from her mouth.
The liquid lands in some glasses.

Panel 8
Man- That's disgusting

Panel 9
Woman- I also shit chocolate mousse 'cause of a magic frog
Man- You need to stay out of the enchanted forest.

Panel 10
Woman- I know but I keep getting drunk and waking up there.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Day 291 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Goku and the green guy from Dragon Ball doing the fusion touching fingers thing and it makes Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. There is text saying Let’s “Goku” the polls and take our party back!

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Today, my son and wife watched Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie with me. Afterward, my son said "That was great! I can see why you like that show so much. Can we watch another tomorrow?"

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Hey, remember how this war started: Trump deciding to unilaterally murder all his counterparties in Iran nuclear negotiations? It’s almost as if it’s impossible to strike any agreement with Trump because he is faithless and will instantly break any deal when facing the slightest adversity

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Remember when these people claimed to want to preserve history with their Confederate statues?

A tweet that reads "The Trump administration has forced the National Parks Service to remove any photos of Harriet Tubman from their website covering the Underground Railroad"

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

who knew it was a union job to build scaffolding to heaven and fight god

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Ha ha, yeah, I also am getting invited to a lot of group chats! Quit it, y'all! It's too much!

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Am I the only one who thought that new Nintendo Sports game looked dope as hell?

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

What if it happened during a Nintendo Direct?

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Bluesky: the home of the left eating itself. You can see it all day, every day!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/06/2026

read discworld

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vashito @vashperado.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 24/05/2026

Rewatched My Cousin Vinny last night because I needed something light and fun and one thing I really love about it is that it’s one of the few stories about a city boy going to a rural town that isn’t about how he learns to appreciate the simple life, but rather how small towns are fucking obnoxious

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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/05/2026

Small Gods is one of Pratchett’s angriest books but Brutha arguing with Om while Om speaks in commandments is one of the funniest moments in the entire series

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

No, he's taking our money.

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Andrew @godspeakervortka.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Do you think any of the assassination attempts on Trump were faked? A) I think at lease one was staged. B) I don’t think any of them have been staged. C) I’m not sure.

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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Oh my lord NO HE DIDN'T.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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