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I learned HTML out of book and put together a Red Dwarf episode guide using DVD screencaps, which never made it off my hard drive onto the web, thankfully

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of the reasons Dracula works and is good is cause it’s about every single middle-class British neurosis and paranoia AT ONCE

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A caller from the ONS told me I wasnʼt very inquisitive for a journalist, but I didnʼt want to skew the results by trying to second-guess what the information was being used for

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't want to hand it to Mark Zuckerberg and, in fact, should absolutely not, but he _could_, in theory, respond to this with "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Canʼt believe I slept on it so long after loving Mike Flanaganʼs other Netflix shows. Great troupe of actors he keeps around, too

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Iʼm two episodes into The Fall of the House of Usher (Netflix) but would highly recommend it for anyone looking for horror to watch this month. Forget the Edgar Allan Poe references, the premise is: Succession but you get to watch them all die horribly.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think you should make it a database of the fake search engines that appear in TV shows and films

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After a few monthsʼ break so I forgot the details, a reread and revising it from start to finish, I felt good enough about The Novel that I have sent it to three friends. Itʼs a nerve-racking experience and thatʼs *before* I try to decipher their feedback to uncover how shit they really think it is

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm afraid this really made me giggle

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The time I, with the surname Wood, was made to stand behind another pupil, with the surname Tree, to illustrate the idiom “canʼt see the wood for the trees”

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I bet if you're the Pope it feels great to say "mind if I pontificate for a bit?"

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*wakes up from a coma after 28 years* Hey, I wonder what happened to that 11 year old girl who rang This Morning to sing Pie Jesu.

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wonder if it has something to do with having a vibe that can easily slot into "chill" playlists that people will have on absent-mindedly? Whatever the reason, they are the worst band I've seen live, looking so bored and like they actively resented having an audience in front of them.

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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As I recall they did release the zombie show online only, which was reflected in the finale where they were told ITV didn't want to air it so they scrambled to upload it in rebellion

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Curiosity got the best of me but I couldn't make it past the opening

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Another gimmick episode of Strange New Worlds, this week the wacky idea was “a good, solid episode of Star Trek about the chain of command and an ethical dilemma”. Revolutionary!

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My partner told me that his top series is Enterprise and, for some reason, I have not called off the wedding. (In the early days we would fall asleep while watching it, an ideal choice as it's never so interesting it kept you awake. TOS has been much harder, though season 3 is highly snoozeable.)

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

For anyone who wants to support a good cause AND wear the best socks... about half the presents I bought for my family last year came from an RNLI gift catalogue. A plant pot shaped like a lifeboat, an Airfix kit, they have genuinely great stuff.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The return to physical media is a radical act. A book in your hand or a record on the turntable belong to a world beyond subscriptions, licenses, and corporate permission, and they can be lent, inherited, annotated, repaired, and loved. They remain when the platform fails and the servers die.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.

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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It's finally happened: the improved quality of machine transcription and the greater ability to extract value from unlabelled data means "your tech is eavesdropping on you for marketing purposes" has crossed from "false conspiracy theory" to "true and concerning" www.theverge.com/tech/991190/...

theverge.com

LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby

Gamers Nexus comes for LG again.

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just Googled Samuel Johnson and it asked if I meant Samuel L Jackson. I think this would make for brilliant casting for a movie about the creation of the Dictionary called English Do You Speak It. 'Allow me to define: noun. One who fucks their mother'.

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Starting to think George Russell has a humiliation kink #F1

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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

PHOTO OF THE DAY: The 2 people used in American Gothic by Grant Wood stand next to the iconic painting. They were Wood’s sister, Nan Graham, and his dentist, Dr. Byron McKeeby (1942). 📷 Cedar Rapids Museum of Art Archives

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Have you seen The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) from the same producers? Really liked that and its lavish blockbuster sensibility (even though the Beeb cut it up as four 45min episodes!)

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Stephen @godofhammers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This would have saved me much embarrassment when over the phone the first two words I could think of were: “S for… sex. Or Superman!”

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