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riley !

@goalie.bsky.social
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pleasant but clueless trans gay and not great at hockey she/they

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tried my best to gaslight the chatbot
Elsewhere, I embark on a series of pointed inquiries with which I hope to gaslight Norwood into understanding that it is at the center of many
overlapping scandals. I ask whether it's true Norwood is difficult to work with or verbally abusive to colleagues, why it has been banned from trendy Los Angeles clubs, if it wants to apologize for insulting the people of Brazil, and how its career recovered after it was arrested for shoplifting at Erewhon. I want to know whether it was a victim of cancel culture or if it believes "wokeness had gone too far." I imply that it's feuding with Martha Stewart and broke off an engagement with NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
And of course I have to hear whether it's willing to condemn leftist streamer
Hasan Piker.
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the human mind is so beautiful
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
one of my favourite things about john shorthouse is he just has a sense of when to let the ambience speak
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this hurts. this hurts real bad. some people just feel immortal to you, john garrett was one of those people to me
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
genuinely why do they keep letting him play
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 03/02/2026
Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 03/02/2026
Rahman: "We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being." She ends with this: "I am not afraid. And I am not afraid to keep working on this problem, even after ICE is gone."
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
it's so good for me that I stopped emotionally investing into the canucks a couple years ago. genuinely would be devastated rn. instead I'm just awestruck
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
ur fucking telling me the best I can hope for from this trade is the sole Israeli in the NHL whose mom's tl is full of active genocide denial becoming a superstar for the country to propagandize around?? genuinely can't imagine a worse outcome from the Hughes trade
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hot take - #1 should be a player number, not a goalie number. goalie jerseys are way wider and 1 makes way too much negative space. it looks terrible. this coming from the girl who grew up idolizing luongo and started playing goalie bc of him
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
not to be like presumptive and be that person who's like "you'd have to have played the game" but like. hockey gear is *wildly* impractical for sex.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
12 years ago today the world lost a legend
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Offside News @offsidenewsco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This #GivingTuesday, consider supporting Offside News Co. We are queer-founded, volunteer-run, and entirely independent — we don't see a profit from our work. We appreciate any help to keep the lights on in this barn! Shop our Redbubble store/Donate here: buff.ly/WdFktdo
White text on a blue and rainbow background. White puck logo with text underneath that reads "Offside News." Header text: "It's giving Tuesday!" Subtitle text: "Thank you for your continued support of independent hockey news!" Body text: "Shop or donate here: offsidenewsco.com/support."
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
the canucks aren't a rudderless ship. they've got a captain who hasn't drank water in like 5 days who keeps hallucinating land in the distance and turning off course to get to it
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
hey! if you're in the US and in a state that restricts gender affirming care, my friend flies for an amazing organization that will give you free flights to states/clinics that can help u get access. elevatedaccess.org
elevatedaccess.org
Elevated Access
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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Goldeneyes' home opener was historic... ...but then they had to set the emotions aside and actually play the game. And Abby Boreen came to play. passittobulis.substack.com/p/the-golden...
passittobulis.substack.com
The Goldeneyes' home opener was historic...
...but then they had to set the emotions aside and actually play the game.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 22/11/2025
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 21/11/2025
"Women are tasked with nurturing children & society reinforces the idea that their lives should be dedicated to that job—whether by not participating in sports so they can birth them or by playing sports so they can inspire them. Everything they do has to be in service of the next generation."
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grave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 12/11/2025
it is a victory of Hitlerite thought that people are attempting to use Hitler’s own logic to explain the man himself, looking at his genes rather than from the socio-political factors that allowed him to rise
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EROCY @erocy.world · 10/11/2025
“We may have Lived Too Más.” I say with tears as my wife asks me what’s wrong
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i'd be fined the max amt in the post-game interview if this counted on me. that is so fucking bullshit
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
City of Sickos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
this is too fucking wholesome
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
goalie bag cat
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 17/10/2025
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/10/2025
GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police
Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
this report is insane and makes the decision to expand the C-IRG's mandate all the more wild
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
when u high tail it to avoid that hit to ur goals against average
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I, uh, what?
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
went to my first wrestling show and it fucking slapped
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
the californian republic would have survived if their flag had an orca just saying
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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
bro I'm so sick of getting pulled over for secondary inspection EVERY TIME at the US border
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
anyone in Seattle want to chill around for like an hour and a half ish while I wait for my bus connection? (from 5-7)
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
look at my news media dawg I'm cooked like,, U DUMB BITCHES ITS NOT BANKRUPT ITS A PUBLIC UTILITY THAT COSTS MONEY ITS ONLY BANKRUPT IF THE GOVT DECIDES THEY DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON IT
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
our fucking clown ass government.
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"yeah I faked votes but it didn't matter" lmaooo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2025
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
putting on a diaper in his honor
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Tay @kauantai.northsky.social · 10/09/2025
Cartoon about the jackal headed god Anubis. He's looking very fine with his classic aquamarine and goldenrod headdress, collar, and metallic bracers.

First panel, arms spread and looking jaunty, canopic jars to his left: "Yo whaddup, it's ya boi Anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video."

Second panel, one hand on a table, the other on a scales. One pan has a heart, the other a feather. "Now as you can see, this one is a little heaver than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha"
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Excuse me Walmart?
Charcuterie board shaped like a dick and balls
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
this may be the most goalie thing to say of all time, but I find goalies get a lot of admiration and awe for their position stopping pucks when I'd argue defensemen deserve so much more love and admiration. they have a fraction of the equipment and face tons of shots too.
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riley ! @goalie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
someone doesn't have canucks-related trauma
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Truthout @truthout.org · 19/08/2025
"Meeting, exchanging ideas, sharing thoughts are part of the resistance struggle. If we do not resist and if we do not equip ourselves with the means to resist, we are, in a sense, dead. One might wonder if it is not too late, but in this fight, defeatism has no place."
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“Defeatism Has No Place” in Liberation Struggles, Frantz Fanon’s Daughter Says
For Black August, Mireille Fanon Mendès-France sets the record straight on her father’s revolutionary legacy.
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