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Corey Sznajder

@allthreezones.bsky.social
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Tweeter formerly known as ShutdownLine Incoherent Hurricanes gameday ramblings with serious thoughts about other teams

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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 3h
That was a damn aesthetically pleasing overtime goal from San Jose.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 6h
That was the most connected the team looked offensively and it was still roughly a 5/10 performance.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 6h
Blake GWG incoming
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 6h
I’ll always hear Contreras in Pat Hughes’ voice.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 7h
Glad Brewer fans are still mad for Jesus Aguilar.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 7h
This is some rotten offense.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 9h
Tried to think of my most listened to albums in a given year.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whitechapel has (had?) one of the best clean sounds in metal, which is wild because we may never hear it again.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deslauriers
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this as bad as the score?
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Mammoth use Pretty Handsome Awkward as their goal song and played 30STM during the first stoppage. Never pegged Utah as the scene kid state.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Blackhawks new network just showed up on my TV. It's $19.99 a month with 3-4 of the games being on TNT or ESPN anyway. Who the fuck would buy this?
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bjorkstrand is such an easy player to like.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gudbranson is the closest thing I’ve seen to Hal Gill in the modern NHL.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure the last time a defenseman played 40 minutes in a regular season game but Werenski might do that tonight.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the stage of potty training where I assumed a yellow marble on the floor was another puddle.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I fucking love this series.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to downplay guys in the NHL, but Vegas getting points from Matt Gatcomb in Game 1 is the most VGK shit ever.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First statcap of the season. Basically no five-on-five play and Carolina was playing in a sandpit when it was at even strength. Getting a point out of that was a miracle.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seth Jones might be the first player I've seen have a highlight package of brilliant defensive plays while his team was on the power play.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October Svechnikov always has two thirds of his game going and it's usually the shooting that's the slowest to come around.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sean Walker had to skate something like 20 miles during all the PK shifts alone. Good lord.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think Stankoven got more shorthanded ice time than he did all of last season.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for the ride fellas.🫡
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess I'll track the Hurricanes game for formality purposes. If there's more than 10 combined real shots at 5v5 I'll be shocked.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Here's Elias Pettersson we actually know who he is." ESPN intermission
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't have enough screens for October sports.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Josh Anderson against Toronto was inevitable.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the “BLEGH” scale this game is Like Moths To Flames
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two 5v5 shot attempts in a period is a new one for this team, even if it was over less than nine minutes.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting a 4-on-2 from your own power play structure being scatterbrained & then booting three shots in a row sums up this game.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good to hear Helmet still on the arena playlist.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh hey a Bob W game. Nice surprise.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is where I watched most of the Finals, so it’s fitting that I’m here for the opener too.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He felt the intensity of that first playoff game
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I see the Phillies brought their own bat boy” Kruk: “That’s Adam, all star.”
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have noticed an influx of people registering without buying a subscription. It was on auto approval while I got some things with Stripe sorted out but needless to say, yes the site is still paywalled.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a good walk when you get a moon view on the loop back.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not saying that I don't listen to some corny music but "suffocating in your arms is my favorite way to die" is the worst lyric I have heard in my fucking life.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So in other words they’ll be on the team after the roster maneuvering is done.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man what the fuck?
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steelers sending the all out blitz on 4th down like an eight year old playing Madden against their dad.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Panthers
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Madison, where these guys just walk up to you.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t even know where Emmanuel Acho works after FS1 pulled the plug on his show that nobody watched. I’m surprised First Things First is still going.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This kid’s poor head.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit the Packers fucking suck
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Italian beef attempt ended up more like regular roast beef but it got the Alison approval.
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Corey Sznajder @allthreezones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Josh Hader throwing atom bombs six miles out of the strike zone in an important game. Haven't seen that before.
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