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Cob

@gngrguy.bsky.social
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Making a tentative return to social media, may be fun, may be boring, may be some exhibitionism. PHL 🔞

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the most important types of accounts you can follow is something I call "The Dipshit Barometer." If there is a fearmongering, apocalyptic take going around, check in on the dipshit barometer to see if they affirm it. If they do, you don't have to worry about it.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 08,1965
P1- NANCY LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY AS SHE RAKES THE FRONT YARD 
P2- NANCY CONTINUES TO RAKE THE YARD AND LOOKS EXTREMELY DISGRUNTLED 
P3- FRITZI COMES OUT AND NANCY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT SHE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR HER AUNT FRITZI BY MAKING LETTERS WITH RAKED UP LEAVES 
NANCY’S MESSAGE -
I QUIT
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am devastated 💔🦋💔 R.I.P. Dolly, your music, humor, generosity, and spirit shined so bright on all our souls Truly one of my most favorite artists and humans. Listening to her sing always made me feel better whenever I felt homesick for Appalachia. And I will always love you 🦋♥️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A kid listens to his parents shout at each other from behind a door. He thinks to himself "uh-oh, my parents are fighting again. What would Samus do?" The kid gets an idea. He curls into a ball and thinks to himself "ball can't be sad. Ball can't be scared."
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just gotta power through the rest of this work install and then I’ll be off to gay camp for the weekend!!! 🏕️ 🌈
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very lucky and very cool to have been a part of the World Cup here in Philly last night! ⚽️ 🦅 🌃
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Practicing radical patience by not impulsively quitting my job today
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hell yeah
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My tiny back yard herb garden brings me joy every season
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think a 1,000+ piece Lego set would really fix my mood entering this week
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/09/2024
This is the only thing I need in life.
Hierarchy of needs pyramid that's painted yellow and reads: "being peed on by multiple friends with very large, desperately full bladders"
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Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gaslighting myself into having a better day 😌
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
used bookstores hate to see me coming 📚
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Karlos the Frociaggine @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hey! I have a question! Why do a lot of ginger men in their 30+ look like they are stewards of lighthouses or captains of well traveled ship?
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hug your friends and tell them you love them. Life’s too short
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
truly love being the top for my man and a service top for others but God damn I’m vers and sometimes wanna get my back blown out too
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/04/2026
Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remembered how impactful this photo was to young me today
Jean-Baptiste Mondino advert photograph for Flos Arco Lamp
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A late night turn of events
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.
ICE agents in tac vests who look like they should be in after school detention for masturbating in the library
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Getting my ass whooped at the local bar chess night. Feels good, needed to be humbled ♟️
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
gm
An orange cat being held in the air against a soft purple background. The meme text says “the opps hate me because I’m a sweetie pie”.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gen Z be like
Still from the Simpsons. Homer standing up at the family table and pointing to the distance.

Homer: You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Judy Garland’s lesser known sibling, Trudy Tinsel
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
clowning around
A sad hobo clown on a stoop
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Alex the Unenthusastic @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
good night
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My annual tradition 💘 Happy 2nd wedding anniversary to me and my man 👬
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lemme see your bush
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 26/01/2026
never met a text i couldn’t 🫡
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Popup gay bar takeover in south Philly
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Snow storm bar cat ❄️ 🐈‍⬛
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Took a stroll in the snow, then my husband and I helped shovel out our whole side of the block. The universe rewards us by having our fave local bartender open our spot an hour early to just us for drinks. My heart is snowy and happy 💜
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If I’m caged, and you’re plugged…. Then who’s flying the plane???
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I’ll (weirdly) be attending a high level financial advisor shindig tonight. Me and my husband are both hoping I charm a nice rich man for us
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you see this, share your smash bros mains
Lucas (red hair costume) from Super Smash BrosIke from Super Smash BrosSamus (purple suit) from Super Smash BrosPikachu (with green headband) from Super Smash Bros
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
May fuck around and install some eye hooks and carabiners to my basement ceiling tonight…for reasons and things
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I may be high at this moment but follow me…this mfer brought a lot of joy into this world, but kicked off so many worse problems
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Send good vibes my way please! Been sending out a number of job applications, trying to depart from my current gig sooner than later
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so everyone go smooch your ginger homies
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
😭
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this a blunt and some hole >>
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
In 2026 I’m going to teach my husband how to play chess istg♟️
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Tyler Coates @tylercoates.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year starts on monday
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