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Teddy Swolesevelt

@himbiologist.bsky.social
14K followers 1.3K following 12K posts

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. 📍PNW || 🍉 || BLM || TLM || he/they || Partnered || linktr.ee/Himbiologist

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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 9h
Blended a slice of Costco pumpkin pie into a protein shake and oh this is gas
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 9h
“Did you take your meds today? You answered my question thoughtfully, succinctly and without a trace of humor.” Uh yeah that’s like the whole point
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19h
Big dumb pubby
A generic white gay male is flexing facing towards the camera, with both biceps, pits exposed. His nipples are pierced. He has a confused look on his face with his younger just slightly out A generic white gay male but now he’s facing away from the camera, still doing the double biceps pose.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 22h
good morning, cowboys 🤠
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Dredlifter @dredlifter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey there little buddy. You like looking up at your two dads’ huge pecs? @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh I just got an ad with Spotify premium hm yup you better count your days
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Microdosing preworkout at the gym and idk how I ever tolerated full scoops of this shit I’m bouncing off the walls like a looney toons character
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI accessibility for companies and an extensive history of watching video game cut scenes makes for a really unsettling time watching advertisements recently
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On/off
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who have been following me for a while are currently placing bets on kalshi tryna over under how long I’ll get interested in this form of visual art before I inevitably drop it
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Cold Slaw @cookoutgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wakamono bathroom, you will always be famous
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Editing is the bane of existence for my slightly color blinded ass
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love taking pictures
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nor’easter means I’ve got another full day and a half with my baby boy :3
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s my emotional support supplement stack
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Big Boys Drink Milk @bigboysdrinkmilk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How much protein is in pinning down your gym bro and pounding him out til his eyes roll back in his head and he can’t form a complete sentence anymore? How much protein is in that?
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry Ryan Murphy, the “surprise bitch” was not the serve you thought it was gonna be
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Share in the giggle
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drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a slutty lesbian N95 from Massachusetts
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having a sensitive olfactory system is such hell sometimes
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Friday certainly off to a start. But! My boyfriends gonna be here in a couple hours 🤩🥰
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huh, okay
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2MFA logins going from being 2 steps to 12 is so. So annoying.
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Threw on DBZ for background noise and bulma is SO? Unhinged?
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gm
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RB Fitness @rbfitnessquest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, you. Relax your lower back. Unclench your jaw. Relax your forehead. Wiggle your toes. Do 15 neck rolls and 20 shoulder rolls. Okay have a good day, you deserve it.
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro you’ve been playing rehab blue by Orville Peck on repeat for 4 hours now, you okay?
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ooooooo the ADHD rejection sensitivity goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah I love that video what about it
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What i imagine my professors are doing instead of grading my exams 🫩
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Broke: your backpack shouldn’t be so heavy it blocks venous return from your arms Woke: I look vascular as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Asgore by Toby Fox plays loudly in the background
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dos ideas que al par brotan; dos besos que a un tiempo estallan; dos ecos que se confunden… eso son nuestras dos almas.
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One singular vein
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Golden Retriever Jock @goldenjock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
shoulders n traps today 😈
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s amazing what a little caloritic surplus can do
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me high af tryna make sure you know I’m paying attention to your story
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ever make a friend and think about how much younger you could have used a friend like that?
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just had to send out a mass email to a cohort after being annoying af about student elections in their group chat for the past week. I feel like
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Jest Jester
ALT: Jest Jester
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I cannae wait to bulk again
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BlondLoki @blondloki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chest day best day :)
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Dredlifter @dredlifter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You could say it was a good chest day
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Deku vs Class 1A 😪 anything that’s about a community rallying behind a person gets me in my feels. But this especially, everyone telling him how he personally helped all of them, and all they want to do is return the favor 😭
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Deku's Vigilante Promise
ALT: Deku's Vigilante Promise
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My professor just gave me the biggest compliment and I almost cried hahaha it feels soooo fucking good to see my work being recognized
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is gonna be so good. I can feel it 🙂‍↕️
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RB Fitness @rbfitnessquest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How’s the chest pump
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel younger at 30 than I did at 26-29
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Johnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dying
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s Thursday, which means today is NOT Friday :(
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh I forgot about this
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