Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 9hBlended a slice of Costco pumpkin pie into a protein shake and oh this is gas 7660
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 9h“Did you take your meds today? You answered my question thoughtfully, succinctly and without a trace of humor.” Uh yeah that’s like the whole point 0562
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltDredlifter @dredlifter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey there little buddy. You like looking up at your two dads’ huge pecs? @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social 3869461
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh I just got an ad with Spotify premium hm yup you better count your days 3591
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Microdosing preworkout at the gym and idk how I ever tolerated full scoops of this shit I’m bouncing off the walls like a looney toons character 6850
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026AI accessibility for companies and an extensive history of watching video game cut scenes makes for a really unsettling time watching advertisements recently 1320
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People who have been following me for a while are currently placing bets on kalshi tryna over under how long I’ll get interested in this form of visual art before I inevitably drop it 2340
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltCold Slaw @cookoutgay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wakamono bathroom, you will always be famous 111504
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Editing is the bane of existence for my slightly color blinded ass 2570
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nor’easter means I’ve got another full day and a half with my baby boy :3 31070
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That’s my emotional support supplement stack 1500
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltBig Boys Drink Milk @bigboysdrinkmilk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How much protein is in pinning down your gym bro and pounding him out til his eyes roll back in his head and he can’t form a complete sentence anymore? How much protein is in that? 1416410
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sorry Ryan Murphy, the “surprise bitch” was not the serve you thought it was gonna be 5441
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltTeddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Share in the giggle 5242
Reposted by Teddy Swoleseveltdrunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a slutty lesbian N95 from Massachusetts 5905
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having a sensitive olfactory system is such hell sometimes 5440
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This Friday certainly off to a start. But! My boyfriends gonna be here in a couple hours 🤩🥰 21120
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 25/09/20262MFA logins going from being 2 steps to 12 is so. So annoying. 4370
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Threw on DBZ for background noise and bulma is SO? Unhinged? 4520
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltRB Fitness @rbfitnessquest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey, you. Relax your lower back. Unclench your jaw. Relax your forehead. Wiggle your toes. Do 15 neck rolls and 20 shoulder rolls. Okay have a good day, you deserve it. 27515
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bro you’ve been playing rehab blue by Orville Peck on repeat for 4 hours now, you okay? 6720
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ooooooo the ADHD rejection sensitivity goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 4753
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What i imagine my professors are doing instead of grading my exams 4861
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Broke: your backpack shouldn’t be so heavy it blocks venous return from your arms Woke: I look vascular as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 4741
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Asgore by Toby Fox plays loudly in the background 2180321
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026dos ideas que al par brotan; dos besos que a un tiempo estallan; dos ecos que se confunden… eso son nuestras dos almas. 2240
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltJohnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One singular vein 62484
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltGolden Retriever Jock @goldenjock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026shoulders n traps today 😈 11332
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s amazing what a little caloritic surplus can do 848115
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me high af tryna make sure you know I’m paying attention to your story 0540
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You ever make a friend and think about how much younger you could have used a friend like that? 61181
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just had to send out a mass email to a cohort after being annoying af about student elections in their group chat for the past week. I feel likestatic.klipy.comJest JesterALT: Jest Jester 1220
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltBlondLoki @blondloki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Chest day best day :) 01833
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltDredlifter @dredlifter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You could say it was a good chest day 1770154
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Deku vs Class 1A 😪 anything that’s about a community rallying behind a person gets me in my feels. But this especially, everyone telling him how he personally helped all of them, and all they want to do is return the favor 😭static.klipy.comDeku's Vigilante PromiseALT: Deku's Vigilante Promise 0210
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My professor just gave me the biggest compliment and I almost cried hahaha it feels soooo fucking good to see my work being recognized 51202
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today is gonna be so good. I can feel it 🙂↕️ 2600
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltRB Fitness @rbfitnessquest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How’s the chest pump 71664
Reposted by Teddy SwoleseveltJohnny Santoro @huskyfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel younger at 30 than I did at 26-29 3501
Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s Thursday, which means today is NOT Friday :( 113218