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up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him

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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 20h
“I was just so excited to let my creative energy flow into whatever shots my phone suggested”
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 20h
Singing “Nicole Kidman” but pretending it is about Nicole Scherzinger
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 21h
Happy Locketober!
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30/October 1
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The NHL is so unrealistic - what are the chances that there are this many straight guys in one hockey league
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tore apart a live woodchuck with his bare hands and consumed its heart
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I had just imagined that the sea air on our skin - stood on the deck of the sinking Titanic - would be colder.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send all of her earnings to support Cosette
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bring back dinosaurs via mosquitoes encased in amber
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Face Amy Adams in a fight to the death
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Splicing human DNA with a T-Rex
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planetary Death Ray
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vivisection
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok but whom amongst us has not confused Jalen Johnson with Caitlin Clark.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Childhood is such a magical time
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just let me die
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things I found cleaning out an old box yesterday: a 22-year old Badly Drawn Boy CD that I have no memory of, Spring Awakening original cast Playbill, a belt from a Jiu Jitsu gi, 3 Starting Lineup Rickey Henderson baseball figures mint in package.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Gener8ion/Yung Lean video is incredible and the way they made it work live on the VMAs was truly captivating.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty sure Madonna is now the oldest VMA winner ever at the age of 68
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The VMAs used to be one of the biggest nights of the year and now they're just just the death rattle of a dying industry
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a lovely trip to Frank Lloyd Wright’s Darwin Martin House today, just gorgeous.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She cannot even mention that Trump could be wrong ever
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And one glove disappeared? Yikes, this is crap.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s not subtle.
Justice Department Ends Over 50 Half-Century-Old
Desegregation Cases
Throughout the United States
WASHINGTON - The Justice Department's Civil Rights Division announced today the dismissal of more than fifty desegregation cases
- from Waterbury, Connecticut, to Flagler County, Florida - ending matters that had remained on court dockets for more than half a century.
"In this administration, we are ending prolonged federal oversight of these school districts because the effort does not reflect the reality of those classrooms today," said Assistant Attorney General Harmeet K. Dhillon of the Justice Department's Civil Rights Division. "In some cases, school districts have been under federal control for more than 60 years. Now these local school districts can redirect taxpayer dollars back to benefitting students, instead of funding onerous and outdated consent decrees."
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild — and somehow even more wild than most of us thought at the time!
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bomb mixtape incoming
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being Guy Fieri's hairdresser
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here?
Getty pic of Xi and TrumpTrump TS post featuring the mentioned edit of Monica Crowley's faceoriginal pic image of MonicaTrump TS post which shows Natalie's face where Monica's is on the original. very weird
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You leave JTT A.L.O.N.E.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Panic! At The AI Data Center
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If "It Follows" is what happens after having sex with one person, calling the sequel "They Follow" implies the fallout of a very ill-advised orgy
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's the new Bond
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weird that when Captain Planet's Planeteers broke up, three went on have hit songs like "September" but we just never heard from Water or Heart again
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"we must have this hideous gilded arch so we can fill it with ammo and top it with snipers, and maybe a condo for Natalie..."
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be so funny if all the staffers that Lauren Boebert had sex with also occurred at performances of the Beetlejuice musical
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The loss of monoculture is wild - that "Choosin Texas" song is about to become the longest-running #1 on the charts in history and I have never heard it even once.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Kaitlin Olson had 7 Emmys it wouldn't be enough
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"What do you mean it is the year 2000 and you don't have Napster" (Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day)
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Hi there, I'm from Pittsburgh and I play baseball." (Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day)
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please don't tell me The Queen of Versailles flopping hard on Broadway wiped her out
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was Kristin Chenoweth's career really in such a place that she had to do a reality competition show
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We regret to inform you that the new species of cat discovered yesterday is now extinct.
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is just awful
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least she can still get into the FBI
abcnews4.com
Woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dog
The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I know it's Friday but how about we just have a quick meeting at 4:30?"
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw two old dudes in the park smoking while playing tennis
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Almost ran over the world’s teeniest tiniest lil bunny when I was cutting the grass
Teeny tiny bunny in the grass
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