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Cob

@gngrguy.bsky.social
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Making a tentative return to social media, may be fun, may be boring, may be some exhibitionism. PHL 🔞

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the most important types of accounts you can follow is something I call "The Dipshit Barometer." If there is a fearmongering, apocalyptic take going around, check in on the dipshit barometer to see if they affirm it. If they do, you don't have to worry about it.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 08,1965
P1- NANCY LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY AS SHE RAKES THE FRONT YARD 
P2- NANCY CONTINUES TO RAKE THE YARD AND LOOKS EXTREMELY DISGRUNTLED 
P3- FRITZI COMES OUT AND NANCY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT SHE LEFT A MESSAGE FOR HER AUNT FRITZI BY MAKING LETTERS WITH RAKED UP LEAVES 
NANCY’S MESSAGE -
I QUIT
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am devastated 💔🦋💔 R.I.P. Dolly, your music, humor, generosity, and spirit shined so bright on all our souls Truly one of my most favorite artists and humans. Listening to her sing always made me feel better whenever I felt homesick for Appalachia. And I will always love you 🦋♥️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A kid listens to his parents shout at each other from behind a door. He thinks to himself "uh-oh, my parents are fighting again. What would Samus do?" The kid gets an idea. He curls into a ball and thinks to himself "ball can't be sad. Ball can't be scared."
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
More excited to see The Muppets than Madonna tbh
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just gotta power through the rest of this work install and then I’ll be off to gay camp for the weekend!!! 🏕️ 🌈
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Very lucky and very cool to have been a part of the World Cup here in Philly last night! ⚽️ 🦅 🌃
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Practicing radical patience by not impulsively quitting my job today
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
hell yeah
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My tiny back yard herb garden brings me joy every season
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think a 1,000+ piece Lego set would really fix my mood entering this week
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🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 15/09/2024
This is the only thing I need in life.
Hierarchy of needs pyramid that's painted yellow and reads: "being peed on by multiple friends with very large, desperately full bladders"
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Door Handle” because flying UK to NYC and back in an afternoon seems peak fabulous
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Metal 🤘 p.s. hope you feeling better 💞
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Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gaslighting myself into having a better day 😌
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s been on my to read list forever! Very excited to start it
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
used bookstores hate to see me coming 📚
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m so sorry to hear this and sending much love. Wishing you a speedy and easy recovery!!! ❤️‍🩹 🫂
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Karlos @ OC Pride 10/10 @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hey! I have a question! Why do a lot of ginger men in their 30+ look like they are stewards of lighthouses or captains of well traveled ship?
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
👏👏👏
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hug your friends and tell them you love them. Life’s too short
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
One of my favorites! Have reread it many times
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
truly love being the top for my man and a service top for others but God damn I’m vers and sometimes wanna get my back blown out too
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/04/2026
Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
Full-Time Mom Drunk On The Job
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Love this, reminds me of the gift I gave a friend for her bday one year
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remembered how impactful this photo was to young me today
Jean-Baptiste Mondino advert photograph for Flos Arco Lamp
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A late night turn of events
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
New fast fave!
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cuuutie!😘💕
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2026
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.
ICE agents in tac vests who look like they should be in after school detention for masturbating in the library
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Getting my ass whooped at the local bar chess night. Feels good, needed to be humbled ♟️
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
gm
An orange cat being held in the air against a soft purple background. The meme text says “the opps hate me because I’m a sweetie pie”.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Gen Z be like
Still from the Simpsons. Homer standing up at the family table and pointing to the distance.

Homer: You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This may be a sign to finally do another rewatch myself
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Judy Garland’s lesser known sibling, Trudy Tinsel
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thank god I bought a big heated blanket this weekend
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
clowning around
A sad hobo clown on a stoop
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Alex the Unenthusastic @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
good night
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
One of the best Jeopardy! moments I’ve ever seen. I’d be honored to play the game as well as this queen
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Happy birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Wow, actually same here 🥡
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My annual tradition 💘 Happy 2nd wedding anniversary to me and my man 👬
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets
Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lemme see your bush
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 26/01/2026
never met a text i couldn’t 🫡
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Popup gay bar takeover in south Philly
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Cob @gngrguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Snow storm bar cat ❄️ 🐈‍⬛
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