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Hazz, lackey of a dead god

@glupshitto.bsky.social
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Hello. I am Hazz. he/him (cis). FUCK REFORM, THE TORIES AND LABOUR

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant is cromulent enough, but nowhere near as good as Control. I largely enjoyed my time with it, but the last 5 hours or so are a real drag, with the [REDACTED] sequence particularly boring.
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC. what on earth man, unbelievable news, devastating. RIP.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
apnews.com
https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had a vasectomy, home in time to see the Villa game. What a day.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Worried about the Spurs game today, particularly with Asensio out and those useless kids, Mbaye and Hemmings, still in the squad somehow. Hoping to see Alan Wright get some minutes.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol this BBC journo has done Unai dirty here with this fake quote and also hallucinated a player. Can't tell what's more depressing, this just being the standard of writing at the BBC or if it's just someone popping a transcript into ChatGPT and going "yeah that'll do."
Here are the key lines from his news conference:

Marco Asensio, Amadou Onana, Modou Cisse, Pau Torres, Ian Maatsen, Leon Goretzka and Brian Madjo are all out through injury and will not feature against Tottenham.

He said their younger players - Ibrahim Mbaye, George Hemmings and Brian Madjo - "until now, have not been good enough in the Premier League".
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This rules.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How ur emails find me this morning.
A badly taxidermied fox head
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I Honsed Bitch @vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How Tenacious D sounds when you turn 20
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He is very nice & let me "have a go" on his organ last night. It is fabulous.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bualadh bos to Beoga, Aaron Rowe and Finneas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blessing your timeline with Toast
Toast the cat
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This article is about my relationship with YOUR relationship to film and all of the ways that obfuscates true meaning in TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASAMA.
harmonycolangelo.medium.com
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA MAKES ME HATE MOVIES
At risk of being labeled as some sort of Jane Schoenbrun hater, the way people are engaging with TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA makes…
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We met da Bois (human and goaty) to pick up the new @greenlungband.bsky.social album. Post-signing pint was mostly gushing over @slipperyjack.bsky.social's work on the art
Green Lung, a goaty boi and some pals in an HMV
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Off to town to get the new @greenlungband.bsky.social album and say hello at HMV. Pretty hyped, lads.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is the longest hallway in my house
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Hey. Marge, I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my legs!" "Homer! Homer, those legs belong to the man behind you." "Hi."
Season 9 / Episode 1
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been at my current job for about 9 months now and it kinda keeps getting better and everyone is nice and there's no politics. I didn't know jobs could be Fulfilling.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026
Who are these men? aftermath.site/nhl-27-ea-faces/
NHL 27
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames, the player can "trust Wario" to provide a name. Most of them are insults and nicknames, but a few are regular names. It is possible that a child actually named Louie or Rufus may have gotten frightened by Wario somehow knowing his name.
In WarioWare. Inc.: Mega Microgames, pressing the R button during the player name entry will prompt the player to "Trust Wario" to provide a name.
As expected from Wario, most of the possible suggestions are going to be insulting the player. ("Dork")
Angel
Babe
Baldu
Bean
Bro
Champ
Cutey
Jiffy
Dweeb
Louie
Eazy
Fizz
Fudge
Hippo
Geek
Jumbo
Rufus
Korny
Loser
Macho
Moldy
Mugsy
Noseu
Orca
Pixie
Ramen
Roach
Slob
Stink
However, two of them happen to be regular names*, so that a player who happens to actually be named Louie or Rufus may become startled that the game somehow knew his name.
It is possible this has actually happened to some unfortunate children.
There are 30 possible suggestions, most being insults or funny words, with some being regular nicknames like "Bro" or "Champ".
*Note that Angel or other words from the list may also be names, but they are also dictionary words. A player named Angel would likely be less startled as it is more plausible for it to be included as a random noun instead.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hutton-esque run from Pau there.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Another cowardly Nintendo Direct without a Quest 64 remake announcement. You save that shit for Switch 2 Pro I guess.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn
Screenshot of two posts. The first reads, "HOLLLYHYYYY ZELDA IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDD". The second reads, "Good god, the art for that OoT remake looks fucking terrible."
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OoT remake looks like ass tbh.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
metal gear solid, fanart (1999) 'i drew psycho mantis possessing that girl. it's from the metal gear solid scene where psycho mantis is possessing that girl. i forgot what they looked like so if i drew it wrong, e mail me if it makes you angry.' web.archive.org/web/20001217...
a pencil illustration drawn over the printed receipt from a store called 'pawn plus, inc.
entity in a gas mask (psycho mantis) is on the back of a woman with a gun, reaching its hand into her hair, going into her body (possessing). her head is tilted back a little and her visible eye looks blank.
the artist has signed his work: pulpy
his e-mail address is also printed:
mr_thread at hotmaildotcom
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
she vampires, commodore 64 (1988) www.mobygames.com/game/27508/t...
the she vampires in question are wearing red and black lingerie, one has legs, one is in half ghost form and one is a skeleton in a casket. grave stones are close by and a spooky building is far in the background, on the right. it is night time. the cover is giving off 80's vhs cover horror b-movie vibes.
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/09/2026
The reason we spend so much money being awful to unhoused people is the system needs a visible reminder of what landlords and bosses are threatening you with.
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chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone is into shmups at the local rescue
Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know the montage of news stories that disaster movies open with? Love too live in one of those www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
Minister tells Brits to stock up on days of supplies after ‘supersize’ El Niño warning
Exclusive: UK government plans campaign urging citizens to prepare for national emergencies
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reminder that this is the ultimate goal for video games for these crooks.
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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New Hannah Kaner and Emily St. John Mandel books? Don't mind if I do.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you we can have a man stand in the sea wearing a shirt harassing desperate people fleeing Afghanistan
screenshot from BBC News of people seeking asylum on a dinghy in Orange high there’s a BBC reporter in a white shirt holding a Mic stands in the sea talking to them
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Matt Andrews @mattandrews.info · 02/09/2026
Oh hey, this is out early on my Bandcamp page! unfuture.bandcamp.com/album/shed-y... 5 songs of alt country / folk rock (I guess?) / alternative, recorded in my garden shed (hence the name). Give it a listen!
unfuture.bandcamp.com
Shed Your Skin (EP), by Unfuture
5 track album
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WOIMSDAY
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/10/2025
I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
being the biggest chancer and most reprehensible snake in a recent field of PMs which included Boris fucking Johnson is really inspirational work in the field of snakes by Sir Keir. just an absolute charlatan who history will view absolutely correctly because we already view him correctly
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three wood. Now, enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. You have entered "power drive." Now, push 7-8-7 to swing. Ball is in parking lot."
Season 7 / Episode 11
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