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Kaizen Game Works @kaizengameworks.com · 10h

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Ron @ronsartproject.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

#zombieskulltober Day 8, I fear these getting weirder as there are still 23 days to go

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yay - got my bonus. Nay - lost most through my time off due to getting da snip.

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shardcore @shardcore.org · 07/10/2026

morning

MOM, DAD!
I HAVE ENNU!!

WELL,
YOU SHOULD'VE MADE PEACE WITH THE ABSURDITY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE BEFORE WE STARTED DRIVING!

Dad eventually pulled over at a frozen lake, which represented the sublime beauty of impermanence, but he was pretty annoyed about it.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love reading old Sherlock shorts, Watson is constantly ejaculating.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 07/07/2026

BARRET: our cause is lost. shinra will bring the world to ruin. we fought for nothing TIFA: the one man i care about is lying about everything and also tried to kill me AERITH: i'm dead. mayyybe??? CLOUD: i love murder and potentially not existing RED XIII: been getting into queen's blood lately

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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

10yo asked what i did at the festival and i said oh it's a book festival, so i just talked about my books, and he said "yikes" under his breath

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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Dziś Dzień Kota (Today is Cat Day), 2024 by Aleksandra Waliszewska www.instagram.com/aleksandrawa...

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Chopemon @chopemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Metroid Ravenous key art modified to say "Buy Promise Mascot Agency"

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 01/10/2026

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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When in Prague, visit one of the few surviving medieval bollards, made to protect buildings from careening market wagons. This guy is around 600 years old...

Stone bollard on a street corner carved with a man's face with his tongue sticking out.

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026

i bring you love

a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Control Resonant is cromulent enough, but nowhere near as good as Control. I largely enjoyed my time with it, but the last 5 hours or so are a real drag, with the [REDACTED] sequence particularly boring.

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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

His last tweet was a pic of him and Andy.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PAC. what on earth man, unbelievable news, devastating. RIP.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

According to the clinic I have to leave 20 likes before I can like with gay abandon.

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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026

Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.

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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It'll be material for when I have to provide my sample.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Had a vasectomy, home in time to see the Villa game. What a day.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Worried about the Spurs game today, particularly with Asensio out and those useless kids, Mbaye and Hemmings, still in the squad somehow. Hoping to see Alan Wright get some minutes.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I watched the whole press conference and couldn't find anything like it. Found this on the official site tho. I do not use ChatGPT even ironically, but I imagine someone feeding this into the Lying Machine and it maybe spitting the Key Lines out

Morgan Rogers, the first six months as well, he needed to understand everything. Of course, now we want our performance quick through the players we joined – Manzambi, Ruggeri, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, young players like (Ibrahim) Mbaye, of course, the young players like Hemmings and Madjo.

“Yes, we want it, but we must try to compete and be patient when the results, like until now, they are not being good enough in Premier League

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Haha, I know man. It's still up too! Been there since 4pm ish. Tbf the journo is an apprentice from the looks of it, I guess you get what you pay for.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Remember to pay your license fee to fund this kind of thing.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I dunno man, if I was a journalist and confidentally posted a quote of Unai saying something devastating (and objectively wrong) about his own players, I'd be double checking it.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lol this BBC journo has done Unai dirty here with this fake quote and also hallucinated a player. Can't tell what's more depressing, this just being the standard of writing at the BBC or if it's just someone popping a transcript into ChatGPT and going "yeah that'll do."

Here are the key lines from his news conference:

Marco Asensio, Amadou Onana, Modou Cisse, Pau Torres, Ian Maatsen, Leon Goretzka and Brian Madjo are all out through injury and will not feature against Tottenham.

He said their younger players - Ibrahim Mbaye, George Hemmings and Brian Madjo - "until now, have not been good enough in the Premier League".

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How ur emails find me this morning.

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I Honsed Bitch @vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How Tenacious D sounds when you turn 20

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He is very nice & let me "have a go" on his organ last night. It is fabulous.

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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bualadh bos to Beoga, Aaron Rowe and Finneas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nancy 9/8/26

Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”

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Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This article is about my relationship with YOUR relationship to film and all of the ways that obfuscates true meaning in TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASAMA.

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TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA MAKES ME HATE MOVIES

At risk of being labeled as some sort of Jane Schoenbrun hater, the way people are engaging with TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA makes…

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026

btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Urgh, thank god. Sorry, I didn't mean to backflipsplain.

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We met da Bois (human and goaty) to pick up the new @greenlungband.bsky.social album. Post-signing pint was mostly gushing over @slipperyjack.bsky.social's work on the art

Green Lung, a goaty boi and some pals in an HMV

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Hazz, lackey of a dead god @glupshitto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I mean, sure, that stuff is cool, but there are still backflips? Extremely unnecessary backflips?

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