Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 7hGuy who likes to tell people to just put on a sweater: my moment has arrived 010
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 8h"Last time an SS was escorting a Braun, didn't exactly have a fairytale ending, cha-cha." 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12hExpect to hear a lot of “Okay. How do you want to do that?” 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12hSome clause of a hundred-page law you forgot? Offhand remark two sessions ago you hoped to bury? Trying to hide a trap? 110
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12hImagine contract negotiation against union reps who are all veteran DMs and deck builders. Just recognize and settle, Hasbro, you’re out of your element. 121
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsAftermath @aftermath.site · 15hDungeons & Dragons, Duel Masters, and Magic: The Gathering teams unionize at Hasbro aftermath.site/magic-the-gath... 121025244
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 17hSurgeon [speaking to patient’s wife]: There were some complications. We always knew the bone was thuggish, but— Wife [fighting tears]: It was also ruggish? Surgeon: We always knew that was a possibility. I’m so sorry. 010
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 18hJ. Press also sometimes has it, if you want an immersive prep experience 000
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 19hFinally got to FABULOUS BODIES on my TBR pile only to discover it’s been signed (maybe stealthily?) by @chucktingle.bsky.social ?! Love the book and love that Chuck writes his E’s the same way as me. 010
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 19hThere’s a reason a *Macher* in Yiddish can mean both a bigwig but also a busybody or petty hustler 160
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsMondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 19hFukumaru, a lucky round owl, is a mascot for Hamakou, an industrial equipment supplier in Okazaki City. 442787
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 20hWill no one rid me of this turbulent funk soul brother? 120
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 20hStarting to think Freud was wrong about treating mommy and daddy issues with cocaine 010
Reposted by Emily Blunt Guts#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 09/01/202517 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god 437039
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Feds are in the business of misery Let’s hate a fucking cop 010
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Realize this requires two fairly intense fandoms but somehow also confident there is a lot of overlap besides me 010
Reposted by Emily Blunt Gutsmistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 05/10/2026"you have to support artists who make jerkoff material for fascists" no I don't actually 323213
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, I've put on those special glasses before: 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026- icebreaker to kick off the meeting where layoffs are announced - secret santa for someone you hate - party game for Gen X’ers when they get tired complaining how kids these days can’t make their own fun 100
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Some say he bravely sacrificed himself taking out three Russian columns 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know this isn’t really the point, but for the record Pontius Pilate didn’t ask for a Mulligan either 110
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsEternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 05/10/2026In response to my own post here, I present to you the cover for Wahkimeki Memorial, the Waluigi dating sim. Art courtesy of @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social who for some reason made art of a bunch of characters as Waluigi. 8334
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsBlack-and-Gold @blackandgold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let Dennis Hastert's lasting legacy be that half your replies were crushed to hear Dennis Haysbert died, reread the post and went "oh Dennis Hastert, never mind fuck that guy" 312913
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bobcat in a box I know, I know it’s serious… 010
Reposted by Emily Blunt Gutsan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026VIZIER: The stanky leg has been done as you commanded, sire! KING OF THE SOUTH: And what of the shoulder lean? VIZIER (shuffling nervously): Well, er, I.... KING OF THE SOUTH: Talk your shit, son, out with it! VIZIER: They're finding it difficult to hit that, sire, difficult indeed. 073
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When my friends see me trying to dress like the person in my résumé instead of like the person who makes all the shitposts 000
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The “what-what-what” hook from NORE’s “Super Thug” was a placeholder that they kept in. 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There were multiple vignettes in THE ELECTRIC COMPANY that really unnerved me. Not jump-scary, but felt uncanny. (Later understanding what they were parodies/homages of made them much more palatable.) 020
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mustang Jesus Guess you better slow your Rapture down, oh Lord 010
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026everyone is right that smoking is bad for you and don't do it but people are lying if they say smoking doesn't make you cool like snakes 2405
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81111407
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He Stopped Loving Her Today f. Paul Wall (Chopped & Screwed) 150
Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“While you were practicing deep breathing exercises, I studied the blade.” 010
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 38017
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hope all rape apologists on this site get the hate they deserve 🫡 635343
Reposted by Emily Blunt GutsComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 36710
