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Emily Blunt Guts

@glocktopus.bsky.social
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Gasoline guts, Vaseline minds, can’t lose.

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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1h
Bart Simpson presents a cake decorated with the message “AT LEAST YOU TRIED”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sam on ITYSL, who hopes certain wrestlers die for intruding on his wedding proposal park
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The beans have been summoned
Two cat paws poking under a door to reach a toy mouse
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m at the vape shop I’m at the acupuncturist I’m at the Minions-themed vape shop / acupuncturist
A yard banner advertising a vape and smoke shop with unauthorized Minions as its mascots. In the background, and acupuncture and nutrition practice
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A Kelly Kartoon sicko peering into a window, with a poorly MS Painted Mets cap on his head
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
With the decline of the English farm, he went on to work in computing.
Title screen from SNOOD, featuring one of the pattern matching games sprites, a blue circle with a deadpan face.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tim Meadows as The Ladies’ Man, a 70s informed lothario, grinning widely at the appearance of Ms Delta Burke
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aw I forgot one of my faves!
Purple Superman from Balthazar & Franco’s Superman Fakily adventures saves Lois Lane a as a puzzled real Supes looks on
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Former mayor Eric Adams, with a word bubble implying he is speaking the quoted post
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quote this post with a purple character
Angela from GARGOYLES, an anthropomorphic lady gargoyle
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Six told me to “stay”
Blossom and Six from BLOSSOM, two quirky 90s tweens
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brian, wearing a fedora with safari flaps, asserts “The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jose Canseco comes to the rescue (on the Simpsons)
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dedra Meero from ANDOR, glowering in a meeting of some kind
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Last time an SS was escorting a Braun, didn't exactly have a fairytale ending, cha-cha."
Dennis Miller, saying something smug at the SNL Weekend Update desk
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some clause of a hundred-page law you forgot? Offhand remark two sessions ago you hoped to bury? Trying to hide a trap?
The Meme Man glows with power, saying “you are like a little baby—watch this “
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally got to FABULOUS BODIES on my TBR pile only to discover it’s been signed (maybe stealthily?) by @chucktingle.bsky.social ?! Love the book and love that Chuck writes his E’s the same way as me.
Bookplate page signed CHUCK TINGLE. Cat sleeping in background.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dr Spaceman from 30 ROCK touts his slow jam album, asking,  “But couldn’t the real cause of ED be we haven’t had a good doin-it song since “Close The Door” by Teddy Pendergrass?”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
David Lynch, superimposed onto Freddie Quimby from THE SIMPSONS, yells at David Bowie superimposed onto the French waiter: ‘ “Judy? Judy?” It’s Jow-Day!’
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I've put on those special glasses before:
A box of generic diphenhydramine (benadryl) antihistamine
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some say he bravely sacrificed himself taking out three Russian columns
The L shaped Tetris piece
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Legendary Terry Rozier tweet altered to read “Jesus couldn’t have hooped instead of tryna save ppl cause he short as hell!
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evan Dorkin’s Fisher Price Theatre adaptation of THE LOTTERY by Shirley Jackson
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There were multiple vignettes in THE ELECTRIC COMPANY that really unnerved me. Not jump-scary, but felt uncanny. (Later understanding what they were parodies/homages of made them much more palatable.)
The Monolith from THE ELECTRIC COMPANY, a phonics-teaching homage to 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon” in a Starbucks ad.
Wanda Maximoff, unhappy with an intrusion on her perfect world, flatly says “No.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two panel meme:
Celibate man regulating birth control - shaq sleeps
Having an opinion on AI without running local models - shaq wakes for some real shit
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Super soldier Great Humungus flexes while his superior officer rolls his eyes and says “WE ALL KNOW YOURE THE GREAT HUMUNGUS!”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Robert Downey Jr in Natural Born Killers, arms spread, ready to meet his fate
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sir Mix a Lot, astride a mountainous buttocks prop, extends his arms to suggest his approval of things getting rounder
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Former President George HW Bush, with a large rainbow wig stuck to his head
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The two very soulful members of PM Dawn in the “Set Adrift On Memory Bliss” video
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First of all, one is DC and one is Marvel.
DC Comics Hawk (of Hawk and Dove) a superhero in a red and white suit with wingsMarvel’s Hawkeye, an archer in a purple and black body suit
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grey beard and a whole lotta hydro
Two hydroponic cannabis plants in flower
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Yakko’s World map with Trump superimposed poorly over Yakko’s face. I apologize for this.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Willy Beamish, a pony-tailed protagonist from the old 8-bit PC game, looks at an out of order terminal and wonders “maybe there’s some money in the coin slot.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mother is painfully unable to understand why her hat is making my sister and me laugh so hard
A baseball cap with the slogan “BLACK INFUSIONS - JUST TASTE IT”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Winona Rider in HEATHERS, bloodied and ready to light her cigarette with Christian Slater's fallout
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tim Robinson in ITYSL protesting "You don't know what I'm seeing. I see the world wildly and in wild ways."
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Constantine the Muppet (essentially Kermit in a dark hooded robe)
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lisa extracts a shard of broken glass from Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer “Mr Plow” Simpson tells his creditors he is Tony Plow, from Leave it to Beaver, and then confirms someone on the show was gay
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This scene, but reversed:
A person in a dog suit and their lover in a tux, caught in flagrante delicto
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan Sarandon as Frank’s lover on 30 Rock tells Liz: “YOU KILL ME, LOS TIBURONES WILL GREEN-LIGHT A 187 ON YOU. AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF HEAT.”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Enigma of Amigara Fault but it’s just the snooze button
Homer Simpson blissfully wrapped in his blankets like a toasty cinnamon bun
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marge asked the clerk which video game every girl wants
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Legacy media finding its pluck in 2026:
Shaq sleep/wake meme:
Literally fucking everything else = I sleep
Taking away access to the White House coffee urn = real shit?
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing AI can make will ever be as good as this.
The Pen & Pixel studios cover of Big Bear’s DOIN THANGS, an opulent collage of the rapper in a brocade jacket and multiple bears in similar jackets, smoking cigars
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dee and Dennis from IASIP podcasting, incredulous there are two brains
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
A skunk from clone points in defiance and says “Try and catch me, bitch!”
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jolly parade floats in Red Square are revealed to be hiding battle tanks (on The Simpsons)
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