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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 19h
totally forgot Ditka was a potential contender against Obama in the wild 2004 Illinois Senate race
From Mike Ditka Wikipedia page:

Political views

Ditka was known for his vocal conservative views. In July 2004, Ditka, a self-described "ultra-ultra-ultra conservative", was reportedly considering running against the Democratic candidate, state senator Barack Obama, for an open seat in the U.S. Senate for Illinois in the 2004 Senate election. The seat was being vacated by the retiring Peter Fitzgerald, a Republican, and Republican nominee Jack Ryan withdrew from the race amid controversy at the end of June, leaving the Republicans in a bind. Local and national political leaders, from Illinois Republican Party Chair Judy Baar Topinka to National Republican Senatorial Committee Chair George Allen, whose father by the same name was an assistant coach with the Bears in the 1960s when Ditka played, met with Ditka in an effort to persuade him to fill the spot on the ticket. On July 14, however, Ditka announced he would not seek the nomination, citing personal and business considerations. His wife was against the run and he operates a chain of restaurants. Obama went on to defeat the eventual Republican candidate, former U.S. ambassador Alan Keyes, in a landslide in the November 2004 election. Ditka had since regretted not running. He also believed that Obama never would have been elected president if he had run against Obama for Senate in 2004, and claimed that Obama is the worst president in United States history.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 09/10/2026
RIP
Citizen Brick Mike Ditka LEGO-compatible mini-figure on my desk
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 08/10/2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 06/10/2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
images the precede unfortunate events
Cubs Zone post from January 8, 2026.

"The Cubs have so MANY starting pitching options for 2026"

Below are pictures of Cade Horton, Matthew Boyd, Eduardo Cabrera, Jameson Taillon, Justin Steele, Shota Imagana, Ben Brown, and Javier Assad
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
"The roof will be open today for Game 2 between the Brewers and Padres"

Quote post: "Why would they bench their MVP?"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 02/10/2026
"Hey, gang, if you see one film for the rest of your life, it should be DIGGER."
Norm Macdonald at Larry King on Saturday Night Live
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 29/09/2026
The Architect from The Matrix saying: "THIS WILL BE THE FIFTH TIME WE'VE REPLACED THE ROOF GARAGE ON THE GROCERY STORE, AND WE HAVE BECOME EXCEEDINGLY EFFICIENT AT IT."
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 24/09/2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 24/09/2026
Ford CEO Jim Farley, big fan of Chinese EVs
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 23/09/2026
The Amazing Type-Writer app could use a recompile. Keyboard is shoved to the bottom. Still makes realistic typed cards, though.
This app still works on i0S 27.2 public beta in spite of not being touched in eleven years.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 23/09/2026
tangentially related, I find this fascinating, though it's limited in scope and unfortunately dumps LDS into "other," and my personal anecdata backs up this trend
Protestant Denomination Composition: 1972 vs. 2024
Among Protestant identifiers in the General Social Survey
1972
Baptist (32%)
Episcopal (4%)
Lutheran (14%)
Methodist (22%)
Non-Denom (3%)
Other Denom (17%)
Presbyterian (8%)
2024
Baptist (29%)
Episcopal (3%)
Lutheran (8%)
Methodist (8%)
Non-Denom (30%)
Other Denom (17%)
Presbyterian (5%)
@ryanburge | Data: General Social Survey, 1972-2024
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 22/09/2026
David Letterman hosting the 1995 Oscars meme. "Kalshi… Klarna. Klarna… Kalshi"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 19/09/2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 16/09/2026
He later clarifies the business still exists through a merger but no longer occupies the building, and I can also verify that the sign is still up. It's on I-90 W near the Golf Rd overpass.
Every once in a while I remember this business in Chicago that hung up a Trump 2024 sign facing the highway that reading "I MISS GAS @ $1.79/GAL & MEAN TWEETS"

The sign is still there because the company went out of business.

I MISS GAS © $1.79/CAL & MEAN TWEETS.
TRUMP
SAVE AMERICA AGAIN
2024
HONK IF YOU AGREE!
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 16/09/2026
We cannot risk violating the Geneva convention. @faineg.bsky.social @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social @ed3d.net @proptermalone.bsky.social @peark.es
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 15/09/2026
Sexy Daffy Duck with caption based on Bluesky setting: "Some people can reply"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 13/09/2026
only the second most embarrassing night for Ted
Ted Cruz Twitter account liked a porn post on September 11, 2017
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 10/09/2026
me, a Boring Co customer
George Costanza yelling "Holes! I need holes!"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 09/09/2026
good question from @ahjohnson.bsky.social
X post from WSJ:

An Anthropic researcher is quitting the artificial-intelligence industry over fears that the lab and its competitors are racing to build systems they won't be able to control, a sign of mounting safety concerns within top Al companies on.wsj.com/4gHRsLV

Responses from Adam Johnson:

Ok but is Coxon forfeiting his stock? I only ask because it'd be very funny to do the Principled Quitting In Disgust routine then bank $100 million on Anthropic's IPO in four weeks

"I don't want to create this humanity destroying super weapon but I do want to grossly profit from it" is a position but it's a muddled one. Need more details!
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 05/09/2026
rest areas of Wisconsin
OFFICIAL MARKER
SPHAGNUM MOSS
WISCONSIN'S INVISIBLE INDUSTRY
Marshy sections of Jackson, Monroe, Wood and Clark countles produce large quantities of Sphagnum moss, providing a major but little Known state resource. The ability of Sphagnum to hold 20 times its weight in water makes it invaluable for keeping plants and nursery stock alive in shipment. It is also used in hydroponic gardening; for air shipment of flowers, and because it is sterile it is used in surgical dressings and in seed germination to prevent fungus attack in seeds. Sphagnum replaces itself in the central wetland marshes after harvest and is ready to be pulled agaln every three years. Harvest seasons run from spring until marshes freeze in the fall. Over 300,000 bales are pulled annually for shipment all over the world. No other state produces Sphagnum commercially.
Erected 1974WINNEBAGO INDIANS
Winnebago Indians call themselves "Hochunkgra" A Siouan people, they once occupled the southern half of Wisconsin and the northern countles of Illinois. The Black Hawk War of 1852 and a series of treaties forced the Winnebago out of their homeland, and they were removed to reservations in lowa, Minnesota, South Dakota, and finally to a portion of the Omaha Reservation in Nebraska.
With each removal, small bands of Winnebago returned to Wisconsin, with the largest settlement in Jackson County. About seven miles east of Black River Falls is the historic Winnebago Indian Misston, founded by the German Reformed Church in 1878. The Mission includes about half of the Winnebago population of Jackson County, the pow-wow grounds, Indian Cemetery and Mitchell Red Cloud Memorial.
Tribal traditions are preserved through the clan system, the Medicine Lodge, and War Bundle Feast.
Erected 1974
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 04/09/2026
uh huh
"Small" portion of lemon bar ice cream minus a few bites
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 04/09/2026
made it
Nelson's Ice Cream in St. Paul, Minnesota
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 31/08/2026
"No, Kirk, the game's not over."
Chicago metro forecast for first week of September showing temperatures approach upper 90s Fahrenheit into Wednesday
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 31/08/2026
Today is Tim Cook's last day as Apple's CEO.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 28/08/2026
red velvet cake moon (credit: my son)
Lunar eclipse on August 27, 2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 27/08/2026
Somehow Doom has returned.
[off camera] WHO???
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 27/08/2026
Rey Doomsday
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 27/08/2026
CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 27/08/2026
pixelframe.design/avengers-doo...
AVENGER$
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 26/08/2026
members of The Day After generation reading headlines about threats of using tactical nuclear weapons
Smart Hulk saying, "It's like... I was made for this," in Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 23/08/2026
Does he own rubber gloves?
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 22/08/2026
we're really gonna need to keep an eye on these guys on the other side of this
NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com
Posts over 20 times per day on average
Joined Jul '23
Bluesky Elder
Former Defense Minister Mykhailo Fedorov says his planned US trip will focus on work with the Eastern Europe Foundation and attracting investment for defense projects in Europe and the US.
He rejected reports that the trip is aimed at securing US political support. #Ukraine
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 21/08/2026
just a normal livestream in these normal times
THESE FINAL DAYS
STARTING SOON
((•)) LIVE
LIVE
Is Jesus Coming Back Soon? Part 3
These Final Days • 3 watching
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 21/08/2026
breaking news from @realinfowars.bsky.social
HORACE THE HORSE FIRED FROM SIX FLAGS
INFO WARS
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 20/08/2026
It All Happens On Bluesky!™
Trending topic on Bluesky:

Debate over Al's "spreadsheet people" comment

Users debate whether Al's benefits mainly help "spreadsheet people" like MBAs or scientists.

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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 17/08/2026
Timicin in Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Half A Life"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 16/08/2026
golly I sure hope it ends somewhere
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 15/08/2026
Sexy Daffy Duck lying in an open casket
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 14/08/2026
pivoting to video
Current beta features
Longer videos
Enable 10-minute video uploads.
Thread numbering
See numbered badges (1/3, 2/3, etc.) on posts in a thread by the same author.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 14/08/2026
funny that by the time this was released, there were three Rocky movies, and that was enough to do this background gag, because sequels were not yet commonplace enough to be considered normal
Sonny Bono buying a bomb at an airport gift shop with a Rocky XXXVIII movie poster in the background in Airplane II (1982)
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 13/08/2026
"Hey, gang, if you see only one film for the rest of your life, it should be MOVIE."
Norm Macdonald as Larry King on Saturday Night Live
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 12/08/2026
back on my bullshit* *fretting about severe weather
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 12/08/2026
can we fucking not? #ilwx #wxsky
Another round of damaging wind gusts are possible around midnight tonight across northern Illinois. This will progress south overnight. #ilwx
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 11/08/2026
Ray Romano as Ray Barone, whose wife is Debra, in the sitcom Everybody Love Raymond. That's the joke. Sorry.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 10/08/2026
for reference, posted this morning
Bob Waszak & @nilwxreports
X.com
Another day, another potentially significant severe weather setup across northern Illinois. Storms late this afternoon into tonight will have extreme levels of instability to work with, so all hazards are easily on the table, including large hail and tornadoes. #ilwx
07:11 • 8/10/26
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 09/08/2026
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 09/08/2026
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC meme with text IF
THE MOON WERE MADE OF SPARE RIBS, WOULD YOU EAT IT?
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 07/08/2026
"Hey, gang, if you see only one film for the rest of your life, it should be GULIA."
Norm Macdonald as Larry King on Saturday Night Live
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🌊🚢💀 @giromide.online · 06/08/2026
ok this seems bonkers, right??? #wxsky
Ryan Maue
@RyanWeather • 12h
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Update: This "Super El Niño" will be perhaps the strongest in 500 to 1000 years, and could legitimately be the most extreme global weather or climate event experienced by humanity since the invention of the printing press. Only more extreme situation is a volcanic winter.
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