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Airplane! (1980)

@airplane1980.bsky.social
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Airplane movie dialogue. Posting every 30 minutes. Surely you can't be serious More fun here: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5otgp2li6c…

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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 24m
Dr. Rumack, Mr. Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish, too. And the copilot had fish.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 51m
It's nothing to be alarmed about. We'll be back to you very quickly 😬
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 1h
Yes, of course. We both had fish. Why?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 1h
One thing, do you know what he had for dinner?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 2h
Can you do something, please?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 2h
Stewardess…My husband's very sick.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 3h
Chicago, this is flight 209'er. We're in trouble. We've got to have all traffic below us cleared, and I want a priority approach and landing in Chicago.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 3h
This is Captain Oveur speaking. It's been a little bumpy up here, but we'll be past it in a few minutes.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 4h
I'll take care of the passengers. Find out what the two sick people had for dinner.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 4h
Doctor, there are two more sick people, and the rest of the passengers are worried.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 5h
He had fish.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What did he have?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 6h
Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 6h
What was it we had for dinner tonight?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 7h
I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 7h
What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 8h
We've got to get through to Chicago.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 8h
Fog has closed down everything this side of the mountains.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 9h
No, no, no. I mean, we can't land for another two hours.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 9h
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 10h
Well, not for another two hours.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 10h
Well, can't you take a guess?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 11h
No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 11h
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 12h
I can't tell.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 12h
Captain, how soon can you land?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 13h
Roger, take over!
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 13h
Victor, we're running into some heavy weather, can you...
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 14h
It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now. Tell the captain I must speak to him.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 14h
A hospital, what is it?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 15h
You'd better tell the captain, we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 15h
Could you come take a look at them?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 16h
We have some passengers that are very sick.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 16h
That's right.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 17h
Are you a doctor?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 17h
Sir? Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry I have to wake you.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sorry I had to wake you. I'm just looking for a doctor.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 18h
Jim never vomits at home.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 19h
I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee (VOMITING SOUNDS)
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 19h
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 20h
Find out if there's a doctor on board as quietly as you can.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 20h
Captain, one of the woman passengers is very sick.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 21h
I'll see if I can find some Dramamine.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, it's my stomach. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 22h
What is it?
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 22h
I can't stand it.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 23h
Well, I could go on for hours, but I'd probably start to bore you
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 23h
We did come back to the States. I tried a number of jobs.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship.
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