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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠

@giromide.online
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 47m
it monday
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Out With a Bang by sElf on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:25
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 1h
turns out, WWII wasn’t a referendum on good vs evil
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 6h
One month was about enough time with the fam.
nytimes.com
Karoline Leavitt, Trump’s ‘Machine Gun,’ Has a New Gig at Fox News
A fierce and nimble speaker, Ms. Leavitt is the second of Mr. Trump’s former press secretaries to join the cable news network.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 5h
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Primetime
Alt: Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen in Primetime (2026) asking "you see how this looks, right?"
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 16h
Reporters learn literally any word but "clashes" challenge
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 17h
My (nonexpert) read of the Brazil election is that most people are completely unaware of structural dynamics in politics or even of the general smell of an authoritarian. A vote is often a vibes-based referendum on the incumbent, almost irrespective of the opposition.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
Max Muncy (pictured here with Clayton Kershaw) with a home run
Michael Richards and Jason Alexander 
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 20h
go enjoy your photo op with Trump, Brewers
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 20h
lotta folks there also Catholic
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 20h
Pat Murphy making the hand sign for close the roof
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 21h
images the precede unfortunate events
Cubs Zone post from January 8, 2026.

"The Cubs have so MANY starting pitching options for 2026"

Below are pictures of Cade Horton, Matthew Boyd, Eduardo Cabrera, Jameson Taillon, Justin Steele, Shota Imagana, Ben Brown, and Javier Assad
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 21h
"The roof will be open today for Game 2 between the Brewers and Padres"

Quote post: "Why would they bench their MVP?"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 21h
it's giving American Heritage Girls at the very least
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22h
For perspective, it is impossible to imagine a similarly well known member of the Trump administration interacting with members of the public like this
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 21h
thought this was an Alien reference
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 22h
easy and reflexive to declare "fuck cancer" but the same should be so for "fuck toxic mold"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 22h
area hospitals prepare for Jair's admittance, regardless of the winner
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
see also: Boston Chicken, Krispy Kreme
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
to borrow from @maklelan.bsky.social cognitive science of religion speak, each Crumbl franchise merely indexes the presence of Crumbl IP, which is usually sheltered from much of the risk in running a material business that demands material resources and human bodies to deliver experiences
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
live by the white girl trends, die by the white girl trends
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
less clumsy than Disney's Eat Pray Love Kingdom
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 04/10/2026
the great thing about Disney's Animal Kingdom is that Disney's Orientalism Kingdom is like right there
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
they should invent a car TPMS that isn't utter shit
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
"And beyond that story — are you, dear reader, sitting down? — yet another story awaits."
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
because that's the part we all read in Michael Hobbes voice
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 04/10/2026
what a cartoon man
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Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spent a delightful morning delivering hard copies of @injusticewatch.org's #CheckYourJudges judicial election guide! You can check out the online version here: 2026retention.injusticewatch.org
A photo of me holding a stack of printed Injustice Watch judicial election guides on Argyle in front of the elevated Red Line station with a big red sign that says Argyle
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Lex Friedman @lexfri.xyz · 03/10/2026
When I started working on Strategery, I also started working on recreating another classic iOS game. Take a look at The Universe, Controlled. Free. Out now. lexfriedman.com/universe
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The Universe, Controlled
Space craft soar through the universe, but none of them know the way down. Trace their paths, land them on the right world, and keep them apart. A whimsical little game about space traffic control.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
RETVRN to just staring at reruns
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
srsly tho is she assuming all the affectations of a female post-apocalyptic anime character: fixing old machines, foraging, hair adornments, full dresses
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
they're inventing a hundred new country music acts a week
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
I would watch a show where she's just foraging and fixing old computers.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
this episode had everything, including twerking
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
omg like wut?????
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
they remember all those long distance ads
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
the actual question to ask is "can we believe they are alive enough to muddy accountability?"
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
this is a deep cut about Evanston real estate
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
so the new Ryan Field is somehow not on Lake Michigan landfill?
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
She doesn't so much take bites as guide food into her left incisor.
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
Have you been watching how Nigella takes bites?
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
also way to be unaccommodating to the person in the wheelchair
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
also watch how Nigella takes bites, very odd bite taker
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
there's already a swarm of truthers around this incident, amazing thing to see in real time
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
not sure what those are, but yes
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
watching Brits try to understand and make brownies fried my brain
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 03/10/2026
oh crap I forgot it's bake off day
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 02/10/2026
that whole section of the park looked pretty good if in need of a little attention in 1999 and more run down in 2017, so, yeah, big ol metaphor
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 02/10/2026
this was recorded today www.youtube.com/live/RN4Jqz-...
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The Noah's Ark Discovery Fraud: Andrew Jones and Pastor Greg Locke Are Conmen | Dr. Joseph Wilson
YouTube video by History Valley
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 02/10/2026
did it go to Noah's Ark Scans?
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