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JPFrightNight 👻🎃

@joannepistonfan.bsky.social
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Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.

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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 21h
Hell hath no fury like a corgi spying another corgi out for a walk.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Teeing this up for @jebushchrist.bsky.social.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pistons win the preseason opener. Championship guaranteed?
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now watching the finale of the HBO miniseries #TheOutsider. I guess it aired in 2020, and I somehow missed it even though I thought I watched all the tv that year. It’s ok, starts off strong, but goes on too many episodes. Based on a Stephen King novel I guess.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My WNBA playoff thoughts FWIW (absolutely nothing). My rooting interests are 1) the past and future Zombie Shock, and 2) Pancake the Corgi. The former does not exist in this time frame, and the latter is at home because the Portland Fire did not make the playoffs. With that in mind, here goes:
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1. Log on for telehealth visit. 2. Provider is offline. 3. Wait, and stare at face in camera window. 4. Become so disgusted with face that you go put on makeup. Clearly there’s time! 5. Return to camera. Feel slightly less hideous. 6. Keep waiting. 7. Fixate on under chin fat.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not official until @jebushchrist.bsky.social posts, “Good for him.” IYKYK
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The wee baby partaking in loins Sunday.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me?? I would have gone for a field goal.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Loins so bad I’m just laughing.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never thought I would hate a dog park themed commercial this much. And yet!
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kelvin Sheppard ain’t it. But at least my hope is obliterated, so the losses devastate me less.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine a defensive stop.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine a team that didn’t make me to walk into the sea.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot Sprots bout to drop this move on the Mrs.
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Riker's Iconic Slow Smile
Alt: Riker's Iconic Slow Smile
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the Liberty Biberty need to run something other than the “jack up 3s” play.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angel Reese kept that possession alive, and the Dream took the lead. Still wild to me that the Chicago Sky just up and shipped her off to Atlanta. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where is this even happening? It’s 70° in metro Detroit.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have an announcement to make. The Detroit Hockey Red Wings have scored a goal in this 2026-27 season.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the car wash. AMA
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will the Detroit Hockey Red Wings score a goal this season? It hard to say.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently enjoying an iced chai and a book at the local coffee shop. Might get a car wash after this. Could even F around and put up Halloween decorations. Sky’s the limit. Loins don’t get to ruin my Sunday until TONIGHT.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching #ToyStory5. I’m enjoying this.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folded and put away all laundry. Food prep complete. Dusted, swept, and vacuumed house, including everything in bedroom. Took out trash and recycling. Went through the pile of mail. Paid 2 bills, and renewed WBC’s doggy license. I owe it all to Michigan football playing like garbage! 🙃
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A peek at some items on my bedside table. They got a long overdue dusting. Scored both of these items at the local art fair. Coaster on the left for when I coffee and read in bed. Lil jewelry/whatever box on the right. I missed this year’s art fair, and it’s very upsetting!
Resin art coaster with red, black, and white spatter design. Circular jewelry/whatever box, black and white scene, woman with red coat and red umbrella.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol lmao even
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silver lining to a garbage game: found a corgi facemask when cleaning the bedroom.
Corgi moisturizing facemask
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kyle Shittingham?? Hearing reports.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine keeping possession of the football.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Colors await folding, and whites are in the dryer. Berries and apples washed. Onion and bell pepper diced. Spinach and romaine heart chopped and washed. Dusting and vacuuming the bedroom is on deck!
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big guy touchdown!!!!!
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoa, is that allowed? 🫢
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So when your favorite college football team is having a Season of Welp, you can do chores/laundry/food prep while you watch. The productivity helps balance out the feeling like crispy shit.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t get reliever often, so allow me this indulgence. I firmly believe that Jadzia Dax went to Sto-vo-kor, and if Loki is ever confirmed dead in the MCU, he will go to Valhalla.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Birthday to @grae.bsky.social!!! The easiest birthday to remember as it is also Mike’s bday. Wishing you all of the good things.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if this guy could have re-signed without making me hate him. I can get past a bad playoff performance. Harder to get past what has felt like a middle finger to his teammates, the fanbase, and the city.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My (free) Yahoo Fantasy league has screwed me. As of this morning, Denzel Boston was in my lineup. Suddenly, he’s on my bench. 😑 No, I will not lose money, but I’m still mad.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I could choose a mutant power, I think it would be to instantly make my wet hair dry. Yeah, I just washed my hair, why do you ask?
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hoping the Mystics make a game of it. I’m so bored. Contrary to last night’s game, this one really feels like a 1-8 seed matchup.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brie be preaching. Good thread, useful words we all need to hear and absorb.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Schmitt says there was only one NBA and one NCAA Men’s games on the date in question. Ignoring the wrongness of that “fact,” I’ve got joke about a father and son getting into a car wreck that will BLOW HIS MIND.
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poor Lynx really drew a bad matchup. Liberty do not play like an 8 seed.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday I heard “What the hell was that? What the fuck?!?” from a tiny kid in the play area while I was waiting at my kid’s school and was relieved it was not my boy. Today the same kid said “I’m fuckin invisible” when a teacher asked what he was doing. A master of the craft!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine, I’ll say it: this isn’t the strongest showing from future Zombie Shock guard, Olivia Miles.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the #1 thought leader in the category of Angels in the Outfield hypotheticals
post by ryan nanni.

If the athletic events depicted in Angels In The Outfield happened in real life and the cause was discovered, would Major League Baseball take any action in response?post by ryan nanni from 2020

I think a lot about what happened in the season after the one depicted in Angels In The Outfield when suddenly these players couldn't do superhuman shit anymore and some of them had probably signed huge contracts.article by ryan nanni.

Every Baseball Team Ranked By Angels in the Outfield Helpfulness
SPOILER: Number one is still angels.
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