Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 6hReposting anti-diet culture instagram posts in hopes that they’ll slowly infiltrate my dad’s feed now that he has instagram 130
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 8hHulu giving me a Botox commercial during an ad break while I watch a documentary about The Swan 🫠 030
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 14hThe only doctor I would trust less than AI is the one at CityMD who saw me having trouble to breathe and just assumed I was out of shape, and oops I ended up in the hospital with endocarditis 5 days later 030
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like on this next season of Temptation Island on Netflix, the men are not even trying to deny that they want to cheat on their girlfriends, all of whom are significantly hotter than them 110
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve been holding him for at least 20 minutes, but I don’t want him to pounce on me 291
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Does anyone happen to have advice on dealing with a cat with play aggression?? Mlem cat is mostly very sweet, but he won’t stop pouncing on me unless I’m holding him (and he get mad when I put him down) 030
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hope the baby is doing well now, but why would you name your child that…. 280
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Netflix truly seemed to find the most delusional men in the world to be on Temptation Island 150
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Noooo I have Freak on a Leash by Korn stuck in my head because my friend sang it at karaoke to troll everyone last weekend😭😭😭 030
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Worried that CVS is going to start thinking I’m casing the place because of how often I go to buy something, see that it’s now behind a locked plastic wall and then leave and buy it online instead 040
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still can’t get over how much of a catfish the cast recording for this year’s staging of Chess is 😭😭 020
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the Hallmark movie I’m watching, it’s apparently normal understudy for the lead role in a play to not be ready to take on the role on opening night, which does not seem right to me??? 151
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A few hours after I sang The Subway at karaoke, two of my friends and I witnessed this 000
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Karaoke tonight and seeing rock bands tomorrow night and I keep forgetting to buy ear plugs, so R.I.P. my ears I guess 🙃 130
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This administration even managed to fuck up soap 🫠 www.usatoday.com/story/money/...usatoday.comHand soap recalled for infection risk. See affected productsThe hand soap, usually used to keep bacteria at bay, could be doing the opposite, according to an FDA report. 010
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a friend who’s going through a lot of roommate drama and keeps complaining about it and then apologizing for talking so much and I have to be like, no please keep me updated, I live for drama 030
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes I think about how I have a mental block to eating at a Michelin recommended dumpling restaurant because I ate there when I had gallstones and threw up a few hours later, because of the gallstones 170
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Guy on Temptation Island- now that I’ve had a threesome, I don’t have to hold it over my girlfriend’s head anymore Ummm, you should have never held it over her head in the first place???? 020
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Getting mad at the ads that are like “ask your doctor if you’re at risk for shingle,” like I know I am, I got it when I was 25. Unless you’ll let me get the vaccine in my 30s, fuck off 020
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think an actress who was in two tv shows I watch is here 120
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love going to indie shows, but like, I got here over 30 minutes after the “start time” and didn’t miss anything lol 040
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Clinic protester is saying we have bad vibes because the pigeons flew away from us, and he knows he’s right because he took a biology class 🤡 140
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was in 5th grade, but my school pretty much also did this. I had no idea anything unusual happened out in the world until near the end of the day when we got papers to take home to our parents alluding to a plane crash in New York 031
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finally watched Tony and I guess I was the only one in the theater who gasped at the Eric Ripert cameo at the end of the movie 🤓 141
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why is someone doing a photoshoot in the lobby of my apartment??? 🙃 020
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Started watching Temptation Island, which was probably a bad idea, because the men on this show have the emotional intelligence of a brick 141
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How can you ask me to not be so online if meant I’d miss reading gold like this??? 1100
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trying to figure out if the person who said Elizabeth Holmes created Theranos as a trauma response on Twitter is rage baiting or actually being sincere, because it is unfortunately not clear 2100
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I went to my friends’ wedding and after party and am now pretty drunk. If you are awake, AMA 350
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Going to a wedding at the last minute on Saturday! (Friends who I became friends with after they had set their guest list had people cancel on them this week). I’m going to take the subway to a wedding! 010
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Some of my friends and I do a music league challenge where each week we submit a song fitting a certain theme. This week, we submitted songs we listened to in middle or high school, but since we’re a mix of millennials and Gen Z’s, some of these songs are from like 2016 🫠🫠🫠 130
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Pretty cool and not at all concerning that tornadoes being a possibility every time New York and New Jersey get hit with thunderstorms seems to be an inevitability now 🙃 130
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026With what’s going on with the food supply and all the recalls, I’m beginning to think I should just get back into cooking and get all my food food from the farmer’s market 🙃 160
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today this friend asked if Nelson Mandela was still alive 241
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Feeling like such a loser for taking a nap after waking up around 11 and not being ready to actually leave my apartment until like 6 pm 460
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I already got a ticket to my friend’s improv show tomorrow, but 👀👀👀 040
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sora went home and it feels so quiet in my apartment, I think I need another cat here, stat 230
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Signed up for another DSA singles mixer, because apparently I’m a masochist 🥲 130
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Finally saw The Odyssey (imax 70 mm baby!) and why does Calypso have a tortilla blanket??? 351
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Be so fucking for real, even if he becomes the Speaker, the most he’s doing is some bullshit reforming that doesn’t actually solve the problem 301
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not me being gatekeepy and wondering why some guys who like they were in a frat were in the show tune bar 010
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 14/08/20266 months without my baby. I’ll never stop missing you 😢 270
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When I got told that I shouldn’t think rich people are evil because Bill Gates had the Gates Foundation and then brought up that lots of global health professionals would shit on it all the time 191
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I keep seeing ads for hot chicken restaurants where they dunk a tender into a cup filled to the brim with mayonnaise based sauce, with the sauce spilling out of it and it makes me want to hurl every time 🤢 050
Devon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Skipped my Zepbound this week in hopes of eating a fancy dinner, but I’m definitely taking part of it home. Good thing they ended up not doing restaurant week during dinner; that would have been way too much food 😭😭 270