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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 19m

If the cubs lose, my daily commute just got a whole lot less complicated.

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Matt Lux @mcbutterstixxx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He looks like when they try to make Simpson’s characters into real people

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Would you rather watch Prime college Caitlin Clark? Or the ten seed in the west vs the ten seed in the east for the mNBA? For those who have a lot to say about women’s sports they certainly don’t follow a lot of them.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How come we’re so squeamish about buttholes when dogs just walk down the street winkers to the wind?

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nothing humbles you like a night spent deboning pork trotters.

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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My letter, posted just now

Ms. Wellenbach,
I am urging you to take steps to save this *public* institution, one that has served the city for nearly two hundred years. I'm sure you've received emails from people with memories of visiting the museum as a child—l have the same memories.
As a Girl Scout, getting to sleep in the great dinosaur exhibition room was always a highlight of my year, and the idea that this will disappear for other children is saddening. But we didn't just go as a part of scouts! My father would take me and me sister on the weekends as my mom worked, and it lit up my mind every time, teaching me about the natural world-everything from dinosaurs to butterflies to mummies (what kid wasn't fascinated and terrified of the mummy?)
But even as an adult, I've visited the museum, sometimes to see the dioramas and fossils, and sometimes to use the research library. As an independent researcher in Iron Age history, having access to journals: do you know how hard it would be for me to find a copy of the Transactions and journal of proceedings of Dumfriesshire and Galloway Natural History and Antiquarian Society? It's not exactly sitting around at the Free Library! But the Academy has it, and let me copy several articles on a Romano-British settlement that I needed.

This museum needs to be saved. Please don't let Drexel close it and warehouse these collections.
The world has turned against science in so many ways, from vaccine skepticism to "flat earthism".
This museum is and needs to be a bulwark against an intellectual dark age.
Sincerely,
Mary Jones
www.maryjones.us

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Does Sherlock count as a 21st century show?

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Starting this Friday the way I start every Friday-listening to Juvenile’s Back That Azz Up

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Right now, unfortunately, I have to listen to the drunkards stumbling out of Wrigley. Baseball though. Baseball is the moment probably

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My name is Timmmmmmmm and I’m here to say Find a giardiniera recipe and make it today

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*Craig Finn voice* Pizza Night in America

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Coming into Manchester today scoring three and leaving with a loss, this Sunderland team is going home saltier than a Mackem fisherman falling in the pans at Bishopwearmouth in 1589.

Dennis miller sports commentator on Monday night football

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Man City/Sunderland is a SHOOTOUT.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I jokingly told my coworker today he should be fibermaxxing, and then tonight on my instagram I got an ad for Shrek brand fiber gummies. Elder millennials, you are not going to be okay.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If I could still do a one handed cartwheel, you bet your ass I would be singing the Thong Song at Karaoke.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A couple bangers from Jouvert

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Now this Snoopy— he's a dog. A Beagle. He should be Charlie's best friend." (Smiling) "But he's got his own plans"

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I had a dream last night where the art house theater in town was playing a sold out show of Warrant’s lost 1989 Andy Sidaris film promoting their upcoming album. Everyone got free hot dogs. There was a Claymation hippo at the beginning that said “For Mr Trump” (he bankrolled it) and everyone left.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Coventry fans now leaving the Arena early after a thorough drubbing by Brighton and Hove Albion. To quote the local two-tones, This town is coming like a Ghost Town, Bands wont play no more.”

Dennis Miller Monday night Football commentator picture

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can you even imagine? Someone pitched this, and will be responsible for the iconic rebrand that makes everyone mad. This is iconically bad, for the record. Someday at a dinner party twenty years from now it’ll come out and I hope they get the shit kicked out of them.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LoTR character who could resist the One Ring:

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ray Winstone doesn’t get enough credit for doing the greatest Bob Hoskins impression of all time.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do future presidents also get to wear this magnificent uniform when in command of the Space Force?

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Always wanted to be a regular at a local tap, but I walked by the one on the corner and they’re painting the brick facade. As a brick enthusiast, I cannot abide. My dollars will not go towards a new coat of paint suffocating the structure of the building.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Who ever heard Neil Young’s voice and said “This. This guy is our singer.”?

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And a good morning to you, empty nitrous container in the alley.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Take it from a librarian. You want to open up new and magical worlds? There’s more than just HP. Next post has some great suggestions for getting your kids engaged in material not detrimental to the trans community.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Sunderland haven’t been this happy to see a Frenchman since Benedict Biscop incorporated glassmaking at Monkwearmouth under King Ecgfrith in 674.”

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Claudia Schiffer is a Sunderland fan?

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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 03/09/2026

I wonder what size the puppies would need. ;-)

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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This can't be good.

View of my backyard shot from my window. Just a normal lawn with a white privacy fence around it. You can see the house behind mine. Oh, and the Lorax is flying through the air by the seat of his pants.

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My favorite movie from when I turned 20

Elliott Gould at a poker table in the movie California Split

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Prince-Twice. Once at a Minneapolis street festival, I got there just as they were setting up. It was a secret Musicology Tour-obvious reasons

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

“Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live.” Tom Petty James Brown Cheap Trick Steely Dan Sigur Ros Santigold Detroit Cobras PJ Harvey Kim Deal Le Tigre

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Teddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026