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Liz Taylor's Earrings

@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social
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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me. Twinja.

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 6h
I would really like to visit one of those giant hedge mazes one day. They don’t have to be cursed à la (Stephen) King, regular is fine
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 7h
So many people are going to have really stupid opinions on this, the romance genre, the monster-fucking sub genre and the women who read them
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 7h
Watching DS9 and Grilka has arrived!!! She’s a hoot
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 8h
There’s a comedian doing skits about being Bruce Wayne’s cave contractor and it’s just delightful
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 11h
CHEESECAKE Vanilla bean (mine) with lemon curd and raspberry coulis for topping Peanut butter from my SIL Lemon pineapple from mom I just think it’s really funny we all independently made cheesecakes
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 13h
We did not coordinate among family remembers so we have THREE cheesecakes today
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pink! In theory there are supposed to be two shades mixed around
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay the butterscotch cookies will be made tomorrow morning. But the apple caramel cookies are about to come out of the oven and then I will go dye my hair. I got most of what I wanted to accomplish today plus a few bonus ones I remembered at the last minute so I think I did fine
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My precioussssss
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you ever hear about me killing my husband it’s because I caught him scraping burnt bits off a baking sheet again using my CULINARY SCHOOL WUSTHOF KNIVES
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay so today I have to Bake a cheesecake and two types of cookies Dye my hair (pink, baby) Go see Pan’s Labyrinth Pick up my BIL and family from the airport I can do this!!!!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now why are Doritos being dragged into this
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My lavender theme I like this idea, it has me using tights I haven’t used yet and trying new combos
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I have to manually update 102 entries because you decided you want numbers in front of them, then I get to make pancakes after during work hours
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have another show tonight! I beg of you, a colour suggestion
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t know how you are all getting out of this
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behold, forest green And my tights with sparkly dinosaurs because I don’t wear them enough
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg the Wicker popcorn bucket is a TORSO I SHRIEKED when I saw this
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wilbur is sick of my shit and wants to know when Papa is coming home
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are doing a Bridgerton spin off season of Violet and Edmund and I have very high expectations because the Queen Charlotte one was pretty good
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a show tonight and need sartorial nudges. Name me a colour
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My BIL and his family arrive on Saturday so now I have to really contend with that next week will be insanely busy for me but I can do it! I can! It’s driving and party planning and so much driving but I got this
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pan’s Labyrinth is coming back to theatres this weekend and I am READY
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Husband is having fun camping
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was already season 1 of this? I liked the book I should probably check this out
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Annoyed that I have to go to the office because my home will have no electricity today or tomorrow and when I got here I’m dealing with One Big Problem all day and my laptop an my earphones are betraying me and I won’t be able to work on other things and I just wanna complain
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m avoiding home after work today to dodge the rush and want to go to movies but what is out there
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the opening robot war scenes in Terminator 2. That was the scariest thing I was shown by my siblings when I was too young. The nuclear scene I was fine with, for whatever reason
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m working on a story that mermaids are real and successfully avoid human contact yet have human-like complex geopolitics. Anyway one of the threads is that some are working with the orcas on yacht destruction. Now I can add sperm whales. The plot thickens.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to go to the office for the next two days since they are doing electrical work on my building. Bah.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh come on now
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Helped pack my husband’s car for his camping trip, went for a walk/bike ride, got a coffee, some new records and hit the bakery. Not bad for a Sunday morning. Now to wallow in my own crapulence for the rest of the day
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmmmm these aren’t leather but wide-calf boots are tough for me to find
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think BritBox throws in some fake ads, just for funsies @shelleyelwood.bsky.social
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It sold. I hesitated! When will I learn?
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think when nephew goes back to school in January I will escort him. Take a few days in Florida.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DS9 season two finale is *chef’s kiss* Introduction to the Jem’Hdar and that battle at the end? What an amazing introduction to the Big Bad
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When an activity doesn’t require a Wilbur
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I previously had my dresses organized as “ones I can wear to work” and “ones I can’t wear to work” but I go to the office so rarely that binary isn’t effective. Maybe I go just by colour now (but fancy party dresses are still in their own category)
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have taken several items out of my closet (hello, Poshmark) yet somehow there is less space than before 🤔
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmmm I’m stuck inside all day with the stock on the stove so clearly this would be a good time to reorganize my closet right
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I ordered what I hope will be a very nice cape and I am going to be a menace with it this fall
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How much stuff does one (1) man need for a week of camping? The limit does not exist!
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many edibles is too many edibles for a Halloween party at Dave and Busters
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You there! What day is it? Why it’s STOCK DAY (And did I prep too much so I have to use all burners and my slow cooker? Yes. But it will be extra-flavourful)
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The boob armor on this Klingon is killing me
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