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Mr Shirt

@giantsshirt.bsky.social
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I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB #bringbackthebush

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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 22h
Watching “Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw” starring @lyndacarter.bsky.social and this is a movie everyone needs to see 😍
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a way.. 😅
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Melissa Combs @melissacombs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being in your 50s is confusing. On paper, I’m 55. At a concert, I’m 24. After 8/9 PM, I’m 88. Getting up off the floor makes me 115. But when the'80s music starts playing, I’m 17 all over again.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So there…. #BookSky
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is nothing more impressive than a woman who can run in high heels.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Biblically accurate heavy hangers.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I zoomed in on her big toe and wasn’t horrified - a love story
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@adam_franks shares 2 good Samaritans rescuing a stuck eagle: #AGoodPlace
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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m reminding you to clean out your window wells you lazy sons of britches.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Instant Organic Fertilizer! #LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
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Incense Rabbit @incensebunny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yanked this from Indonesian Instagram. My new favorite cat. #caturday #internationalcatday Instagram is mamabagol and cat is Babok.
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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rough couple of weeks for feminist icons with great tits
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pumpkin spice cum so your basic bitch will finally put your cock in her mouth
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An Australian kiss is like a French kiss except everyone is calling each other cunt
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It was her first rodeo and it showed.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look at the getup on this broad. -my mom
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DanaZuul🦋 @danableedgreen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Caturday to all except for the Triple Trumpers! #Caturday #Caturdog #Cats #Dogs 😺🐾💙🦋✊🤘
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smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social @smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This explains a lot, and if Patchouli is not available, Men's Polo Cologne works just as well.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are famous people, and then there are people who somehow feel like they belong to all of us. Dolly Parton was ours. What a loss. What a life. ❤️
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the last American institution with higher approval ratings than puppies.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was as close to American royalty as we'll ever have or need
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Live your life like Dolly Parton
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Joseph: you said the one w the big boobs and wig God: get out
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve never even felt remotely sad for a celebrity having died. Until now.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Dolly's passing leaves a final lesson for these times, I think it's that you can and should live your life in a way that makes people sad when you leave the world.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s all shit now that Dolly is gone.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it’s even worse than that — a lot of americans are now rooting for *iran*
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some friendships only get better with time.❤ #Cat #Caturday
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I enter the room: Can I eat it? No. Can I fuck it? No. Will it kill me? No. "Well this room sucks". Leaves room.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Funny, all this time I thought DTF meant “Down to Fondue”.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is it me or is finding the end of a new roll of tp getting harder?
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key @lefttwix.com · 17/08/2026
if my mac and cheese doesn’t sound like a wet coochie when i stir it, i don’t want it
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And if you’d like to buy me flowers just go ahead now.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
jessie: you don’t even know her fucking name
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When I see your nose ring all I can think about is all the snot coagulating on it inside your nostril.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today I managed to peel a hardboiled egg without destroying it. This is going to be my month, I can feel it.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Get you a girl who likes to put things in her butt.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
At my age they’re all wet ones.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I always think “too bad I’m not a serial killer” when people post the weather from their hometown and don’t redact the name of the town.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Indigo ☾*✲⋆. @indigosu73.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good morning ☀️
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Peace on earth and goodwill towards men is stored in the balls.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I can’t believe how tired I am for it only being (insert every day here).
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