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Mr Shirt

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I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB #bringbackthebush

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 18h
A new statue titled “The Orange Plague”, also known as “King of Injustice”, by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France, where it will remain through 8 October. Remember to stop by for a selfie if you have a chance. 😏📸
This sculpture is a satirical piece titled "[The Orange Plague] created by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt.

The Imagery: The 2.6-meter-tall, gold-plated bronze sculpture depicts a naked, oversized Donald Trump riding on the back of a smaller man. He is holding a golf club in one hand and a pair of scales in the other. 

The Meaning: According to Galschiøt, the piece is a satirical commentary on modern political power, climate policy, and the subversion of the rules-based international order. 

Recent Exhibition: In October 2026, the statue drew global headlines when it went on public display inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France, organized by Danish MEP Per Clausen.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 11h
Shower farts are 68% smellier. #science #showerfarts #getmeoutofhere
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16h
I’m in the wrong line of work.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was she advertising?
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More than a couple times I’ve gotten 9 tortillas in an 8 pack of tortillas. So I’ve got that going for me.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It goes up 10 more points if it’s brought to you in bed.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or wonder what that noise was in the basement and decide it needs to be checked out.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 01/10/2026
Ukrainians taking shelter during Russian air raids always bring their pets to safety along with them.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Soaking wet those knickers would be.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching “Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw” starring @lyndacarter.bsky.social and this is a movie everyone needs to see 😍
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Out with the French bf huh.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You crazy Brits.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What kind of places do you visit? 😧
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s a way.. 😅
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching it as a 10 year old boy when it came out that panty scene at the end was everything.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No.
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Melissa Combs @melissacombs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being in your 50s is confusing. On paper, I’m 55. At a concert, I’m 24. After 8/9 PM, I’m 88. Getting up off the floor makes me 115. But when the'80s music starts playing, I’m 17 all over again.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So there…. #BookSky
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the Tastee Freez?
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s all the muscle you gained.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is nothing more impressive than a woman who can run in high heels.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make dog poop white again.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My butt ain’t even that white.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is her dad’s name George Costanza?
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Biblically accurate heavy hangers.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Using the whole fist doc?
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I zoomed in on her big toe and wasn’t horrified - a love story
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Which is why it’s better to never let the thing you’re anticipating come to pass.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@adam_franks shares 2 good Samaritans rescuing a stuck eagle: #AGoodPlace
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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m reminding you to clean out your window wells you lazy sons of britches.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And why hasn’t he keeled over yet.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Say what now?
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Runaway jobbies=the shits?
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Instant Organic Fertilizer! #LifuX #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday
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Incense Rabbit @incensebunny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yanked this from Indonesian Instagram. My new favorite cat. #caturday #internationalcatday Instagram is mamabagol and cat is Babok.
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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rough couple of weeks for feminist icons with great tits
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pumpkin spice cum so your basic bitch will finally put your cock in her mouth
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m surprised you don’t call it a plug hole.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Probably made up ai slop.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That can’t be true.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It was her first rodeo and it showed.
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look at the getup on this broad. -my mom
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Mr Shirt @giantsshirt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We all exchange our bodies for money in one way or another.
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DanaZuul🦋 @danableedgreen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Caturday to all except for the Triple Trumpers! #Caturday #Caturdog #Cats #Dogs 😺🐾💙🦋✊🤘
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smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social @smartypantsmurphy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This explains a lot, and if Patchouli is not available, Men's Polo Cologne works just as well.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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