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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every PAX I am given a small budget of banners to do with what I will and place wherever makes sense. Here are those designs for #PAXWest 2026. (1/2)
A montage of artistic depictions of horses across centuries and cultures; top to bottom: lascaux cave paintings, an ancient Chinese rendering of a muscular horse in a wild pose, a sumerian painting of a Hittite king's horses lined up side by side, the foremost staring straight at us; a very old Indian illustration of a yellow-gold horse in finery; a medieval European horse from the side and terribly rendered from the front, like a potato with legs; the "four horse" illusion from Safavid period Iran; great petroglyphs of horses from the Pueblo people of long ago. Overlaid on some of these are drawings of horses by PAX Enforcers, at varying levels of skill.

There's text, laid out like verse: "the power of an image is as much the result of its subject as the eyes that saw it first and the hands tasked to capture it. Every stroke is a breath taken, a muscle moved, a moment in time passed. The only machine we truly need to express ourselves is the one installed behind our eyes."Crabs of varying species, biomes, and water salinities appear to converge on a distant underwater corporate building; a giant goddamn king crab seems to be whacking at it to explosive results. Nearly all crabs - plus one shrimp - are wearing construction helmets; we can't see if the big one has any PPE. Many hold tools, some regard schematics or stand near rulers and kits. 

Overlaid in a variety of typefaces the way you'd see in a 70s exploitation horror film is text: 
I HAVE CONTRACTED
CRABS
TO DESTROY
YOUR SEA FOUNDATION!Two images overlaid with text. At the top, Dolly Parton in the early-mid 80s, in a pink chiffon number and matching mules surrounded by florals and white cabinetry. She is not looking at the camera. At bottom, Tim Curry in the early-mid 90s, set on a chaise lounge in a tux, the backdrop a painted late sunset, his manner relaxed and his gaze direct. Over Dolly: "If you were an angel I'd die to get to heaven"
Over Tim: "if you were the devil I'd pay to go to hell"A street or alley at midday with a metal sign adhered to a light post. 
Sign reads "CERTIFIED HATER ZONE: 25/8 ACCESS FOR HATERATION." a smaller sign beneath reads "HOLLERATION BY ZONE J PERMIT ONLY"

at the bottom of the banner an arrow pointing down and the words "stand here"
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
static.klipy.com
Hundreds Of Beavers Runnin
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 22/09/2026
was reading up on that John Waters quote where he famously said you shouldn’t fuck people who don’t own books, and learned he apparently has ANOTHER banger quote about books:
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Erik Missio @erikmissio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The crowd chanting, “El Perro!”
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Mann Of 1000 Thoughts @mannlightfoot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📺New Video📺Coyote Vs Acme fought against Zazlov to have its time in theaters. See how it celebrates its own victory #coyotevsacme #FuckZazlov youtu.be/IQyPoWFTytA?...
Thumbnail with Coyote in the middle, Road runner on the right, and Foghorn on the left
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Mistress of The Winter Constellation has arrived and she hates 🧊
star trek lower decks fan art of Tendi. she's leaning against the side of the drawing, her hair is slicked back with a pair of aviator sunglasses atop her head. she's wearing several necklaces of gold and silver. a gold pendant with the Orion symbol and a Starfleet delta. she's also wearing a fitted black t-shirt. the white text says "A. B. C. D. E. F. U. C. K. I. C. E." the background is filled with pink skulls on a black backdrop.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.
There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat. The kitten in a safety vest.The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 16/07/2026
“A.I. Movies” www.tiktok.com/@americanbar...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Enjoyed this Esquire feature on the Churchwell brothers. IMO, they are among the last elegantly dressed men in the United States. Notably, neither are "fashion influencers." They are both distinguished cardiologists with great taste and a lifetime relationship with the same tailor.
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Zeike Champion 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @gatorchomps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🎼RHYTHM & BLUES🎷 is a webcomic strip about fairytale creatures doing normal human stuff! going to start posting pages here as a thread 🧵 1/? MAIN SITE (ComicFury) rhythmandblues.thecomicstrip.org #webcomic #sliceoflife #fantasy #drama #lgbtqia
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Crab Dancing on a Rock
Alt: Crab Rave single crab absolutely goin nuts on a rock
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Would you like Some Fuck AI togs store.penny-arcade.com/collections/...
store.penny-arcade.com
Luddites Union
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Drat, missed the 5 star longevity! kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Chili cook-off.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 15/06/2026
::inhales so hard that I shift the tides:: HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAH nypost.com/2026/06/14/s...
nypost.com
UFC calls for Freedom 250 delay due to looming thunderstorms
Everyone complains about the weather, and the only thing the UFC could do about it on Sunday night was submit to it.
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh, your pickles are too briny? Dill issue
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I find it incredibly telling when men like Dawkins are convinced that the LLMs are ‘intelligent’ because it ‘agrees’ with them or tells them how insightful or clever they are
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a helmet with the letter m on it is sitting in a car
ALT: a man wearing a helmet with the letter m on it is sitting in a car
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s the 91st anniversary of the world learning of the murder of criminal, blackmailer, and police informant Jim Smith. His demise, then, might not have been entirely surprising – but it was discovered because a shark in a Sydney aquarium vomited up his left arm in front of a crowd of spectators 🧵
Part of a severed arm, thankfully with no gory bits showing, featuring a crude tattoo of a boxer
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
openculture.com
A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity
Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...
youtube.com
Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
New to BlueSky, huh?
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Jolindraws @jolindraws.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So i did it. Sat on it all day @penny-arcade.com now you can see how brainrotted you guys made me. @cwgabriel.bsky.social @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com #pennyarcade
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Rowling: thiss time, harry potter will finally rule them all! Rowling: nothing will ssteal hiss thunder thiss time! Barker: hey did you hear there's a new animorphs series Rowling: what KA Applegate: IT'S ANIMORPHIN' TIME!
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Stringer🙏🏻✨ @stringerplz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
@sbarky38.bsky.social did so good and thank you for signing your work so I could tag you here!!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I don’t hate that a lot of annoying media people complain about Bluesky because they come here and are met by angry pedantic weirdos because that keeps annoying media people out of here so the rest of us can chill. It’s some hidden elf village bullshit, they just met Glumpo the Bluesky welcome orc
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/03/2026
“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 08/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from The Ghost of Ole Dale Earnhardt

"All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em"
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Shelley: how about you nerds read another book King: mary, that's not fair Shelley: no, it's easy Shelley: there's loads of other books Shelley: i wrote some of them Shelley: hell, YOU wrote some of them, steve
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Never read Ayn Rand i see.
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
bloodinthemachine.com
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
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Polygon @polygon.com · 07/12/2025
Acquisitions Incorporated just switched to Critical Role's new game system in a huge move in the actual play space
polygon.com
The longest-running D&D actual play shifted to Daggerheart — and convinced me to try it
Acquisitions Incorporated just switched to Critical Role's new game system in a huge move in the actual play space
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yesterday, Roger Stone announced his partnership with a menswear company, where together they've released a collection of tailored clothing items. Here is my review of those pieces. 🧵
The splash page to Roger Stone's tailoring collection. It says "The Roger Stone Collection. Exclusive pre-order release."
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/11/2025
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content. www.wired.com/story/sex-wo...
wired.com
Sex Workers Built an ‘Anti-OnlyFans’ to Take Control of Their Profits
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#Facts
A sign at a protest is held up with the words “The only boots worth licking are worn by GOTH GIRLS”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
NEW DEFUNCTLAND
media.tenor.com
a close up of a red light that says alert
ALT: a close up of a red light that says alert
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snackable crunchy 🦈 @jovishark.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
certainty is done! she features fully stylable hair, removable chain jewelry, a removable cape with a working hood and two live hands! you might see her at pax unplugged this year! #acqinc #molpy
a mirror selfie of puppet certainty dranpuppet certainty making an awkward facea fullbody shot of puppet certainty in front of my big bird art
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My print store will be opening this week! Sign up below!
A digital painting of kids in front of a big window with the ocean visible outside. Two boys leap through their living room carrying stuffed whales. Out the floor to ceiling windows we can see rays, narwhals, and whales swimming through a blue undersea starscape. The kids are wearing pajamas, and one dons a golden blanket cape. A dog runs with them.
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Ghostly Clockwork @ghostlyclockwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
What movie do you consider perfect?
media.tenor.com
a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
ALT: a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
If they don’t want to hear about podcasts then they shouldn’t interact with a middle-aged white man
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
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