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Kate Sloan (she/her)

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📚 Author/Journalist KateWritesAboutSex.com 🍆 Sex toy reviewer GirlyJuice.net 🎙️ Sex podcaster TheDildorks.com 🪄 Vibrator nerd MakingMagicSeries.com 🎶 Songwriter KateSloan.Bandcamp.com 📍 Brooklyn + sometimes Toronto

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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 16h
“God, am I only good at sex? Is that why I can’t do anything else right? Because I’m too good at sex?” -a Chip Zdarsky quote that I apparently liked so much in 2008 that I copied it into my journal
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 30/09/2026
lyrics of my haunting ode to kiss carnage (semi-inspired by a convo we had on this week's Dildorks about whether I am obligated, as a kinky & sexually active adult woman, to cover my bruises/hickeys/etc. when I go out) bsky.app/profile/kate...
you bruised my lip up with your kisses
I begged you please to use your teeth
it's fun pretending you're so vicious
when you're actually so sweet

you bruised my lip up with your kisses
today, it's purple as a plum
& when it's gone, I know I'll miss it
'cause I know who that bruise came from

I cover it all up with lipstick
every time that I go out
'cause I'd rather not arouse suspicion
rather not cast any doubt

you bruised my lip up with your kisses
it was consensual as hell
I feel obscene; I feel delicious
'cause you've been kissing me so well

my lip bruise
my lip bruise
reminds me of you
my lip bruise
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 30/09/2026
I have such an intense lip bruise currently (from consensual sexy shenanigans) that I contemplated covering it up for my weekly song video but ultimately decided it might be easier to just write a song about having a lip bruise, so that’s what I did
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 29/09/2026
NEW Dildorks episode: #499 I'd Slap That thedildorks.com/episodes/id-... If you’ve ever craved a spanking (as a receiver or a giver), what was it that you were craving, exactly? This week we discuss some of the psychological motivations behind our love of impact play, among other things.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 29/09/2026
NEW for our $12+ patrons: Bonus Episode 59: Friend Kisses & Pregnant Men www.patreon.com/TheDildorks/... Topics include: dating/kissing a friend, talking someone into making a move, underboob selfies, overcrowded kink camp, an ovarian cyst, a relaxing MRI, mpreg fetish porn, & more!
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Bonus Episode 59: Friend Kisses & Pregnant Men by The Dildorks on Patreon. Join The Dildorks's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 29/09/2026
wasn’t wearing my usual red lipstick today because my chronic illness is flaring up, and one of my improv classmates walked into the room and immediately said “are you okay? you’re not wearing your signature red lip” ❤️ I luv being seen & known
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 28/09/2026
A funny thing about giving people access to information and community is that they start finding language to describe a thing they are experiencing!
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 28/09/2026
“accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties”
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 28/09/2026
they're not in the best condition, but there's a pair of the same shoes I wore to my wedding available on TheRealReal rn www.therealreal.com/products/wom...
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 28/09/2026
there’s gonna be another new season in October?? whyyyy (my main issue with the show is that the sex podcaster character is weirdly one of the most sexually & romantically uptight characters, rather than being a beacon of progressive sex-positivity meant to challenge her partner’s conservatism)
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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when she has a praise kink but she's also a disaster. like, matching shoes today huh, well done babygirl i guess
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 25/09/2026
NEW for premium subscribers: “It’s never really about the sex”: thoughts on One Night Only katesloan.email/archive/it-s... I watched the "sex purge" movie and wrote about its horrifying political implications, plus a few things I liked about it.
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“It’s never really about the sex”: thoughts on One Night Only
“Have you seen the trailer for the sex purge movie?” asked a cinephile friend of mine a couple months ago. When I shook my head, his eyes widened and he...
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 27/09/2026
rarely feel more like a caricature of myself than when I show up at the musical improv jam with a neck fulla hickeys from a comedy cutie lol don’t worry about it
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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SacredEd2023-- Sex Ed with Street Cred @sacreded2023.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An interesting topic and trend to delve into.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 26/09/2026
this clip of Erika & Brennan discussing the zany nature of attraction had me ROFLing as an asexual-spectrum person who has sometimes found it difficult to wrap my brain around normative attraction vt.tiktok.com/ZSbYsPAwk/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 26/09/2026
so funny that in this episode Billy was like “do people ever actually cuddle ALL NIGHT LONG?” and I said I’ve done it sometimes and he said “your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay” and then last night I did in fact cuddle with someone all night long
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 25/09/2026
NEW for premium subscribers: “It’s never really about the sex”: thoughts on One Night Only katesloan.email/archive/it-s... I watched the "sex purge" movie and wrote about its horrifying political implications, plus a few things I liked about it.
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“It’s never really about the sex”: thoughts on One Night Only
“Have you seen the trailer for the sex purge movie?” asked a cinephile friend of mine a couple months ago. When I shook my head, his eyes widened and he...
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great short piece by Prof Christine Grandy on the 25th anniversary of Wikipedia -- for me, it's one of the great human achievements of the 21st century, despite its flaws Published in the always-excellent @historytoday.com www.historytoday.com/archive/behi...
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25 Years of Wikipedia
Wikipedia turns 25 this year. Its success was not a given and reveals much about our changing relationship with information online.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 24/09/2026
sorry 2 the guy who tried to cold-approach me on the street while I looked like this; I know you couldn’t see that I have AirPods in but I kinda thought the rest of the look would convey “I am not open to socializing with strangers today” just as well
Kate frowning in an unimpressed manner while walking on a street in Toronto on a sunny day; she is wearing black sunglasses, a black hoodie with the hood pulled up, and a red leather jacket
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 24/09/2026
rly enjoying the color story of my current notebook/pen loop/pencil combo
A Field Notes notebook featuring a gorgeous pink/purple/yellow illustration of a stone arch at Olympic National Park. Two yellow pen loops have been added to the side of the notebook, and are holding a pink Blackwing volume 54 pencil with a silver ferrule, a royal blue eraser, and some pale pink polka-dotted washi tape wrapped around the spot just below the ferrule.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 24/09/2026
🌼 🐱
Kate lying in bed with her parents’ cat Lili, who is extending a paw to touch Kate’s chinKate and Lili both gazing wide-eyed at the camera
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Sherry Turkle @sturkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really enjoyed my conversation with @samleecole.bsky.social @404media.co. We talked about how my earlier work prepared me for writing Artificial Intimacy. How artificial companions deskill us in our capacity for human connection, and we got to the crucial question: How can we find our way back?
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 23/09/2026
lyrics of my love language blues
I gave you what you wanted –
made you gasp, made you moan –
so why, though you will bone me,
won't you throw me a bone?

CHORUS:
you're gettin' some from me
but I'm not getting what I need

I learned your whole love language
to touch you & your heart
so why won't you slip me
some praise when we part?

(repeat chorus)

I'm perpetually cravin' those words of affirmation
it's just the way I am – don't have a choice
my fantasies are fadin' when I'm mid-masturbation
'cause you want me but won't say it with your voice!

I try to be a partner
who's generous & kind
but it's harder when you never
tell me what is on your mind

(repeat chorus)

it's not conceit or greed, my love
don't make me beg & plead, my love
I know that on this point, we disagree

but you're gettin' some from me
& I'm not getting what I need
what I need
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 23/09/2026
started this Keanu/Winona rom-com last night (letterboxd.com/film/destina...) and it was so awful that I had to turn it off after like 20 minutes... however... I might possibly try to finish it today, because I am a trooper and also a masochist and also a completionist...
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Destination Wedding (2018)
Frank and Lindsay—two emotionally-broken strangers—meet on the way to a destination wedding. Over the course of the weekend and against all odds, they find themselves drawn together even though they a...
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 23/09/2026
In honor of Bi Visibility Day, here’s me with two of my favorite fellow bi’s photos by @paxwords.bsky.social & @mbbischoff.com respectively
A cute outdoor portrait of Kate and her wife mb, taken by pax. Both are smiling and wearing red lipstick which matches Kate’s red glasses.An outdoor portrait (taken by mb) of pax and Kate in summery sunshine. Kate is wearing a leopard-print dress and dark sunglasses; pax is opening his green button-down to show the tank top underneath which says “poetry is gay and so am I”
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 01/08/2025
dear pervs 'n' audiophiles: here's a zip file containing 5 recordings of me having intense orgasms, incase that's of interest girlyjuice.net/downloads/au... realized I had these lying around & should share the wealth 😜 the Magic Wand Waterproof always makes me swear out loud when I'm coming!
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eustace @eustace.justshootme.ca · 23/09/2026
#Alt4You Originally posted by @katesloan.com bsky.app/profile/kate...
“I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn't know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.

John Waters”
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 22/09/2026
NEW Dildorks episode: #498 Slumber Blunders thedildorks.com/episodes/slu... Do you like sleeping with people – not having sex, but literally sleeping? This week, we discuss the joys and annoyances of co-sleeping, and how to navigate sleepovers if you’re polyamorous or live with your parents.
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Slumber Blunders | The Dildorks
Do you like sleeping with people – not having sex, but literally sleeping? This week, we discuss the joys and annoyances of co-sleeping, and how to navigate sleepovers if you’re polyamorous or live wi...
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 22/09/2026
was reading up on that John Waters quote where he famously said you shouldn’t fuck people who don’t own books, and learned he apparently has ANOTHER banger quote about books:
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 21/09/2026
my 'body count' has risen into its 30s in my 30s, how apt (not that it matters, because it doesn't, but naturally I do keep a list, on account of being a professional sex writer and all)
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 21/09/2026
sometimes I make my to-do list the night before, when I'm tipsy n tired, and then I wake up to line items like "jerk off (optional)"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 20/09/2026
can't believe it but: 10 years ago today, we released the very first episode of The Dildorks!!! wouldn't recommend going all the way back to that first one (it's cringe-o-rama), but we do have almost 500 episodes that you should peruse, listen to, & share! thedildorks.com 😘
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 18/09/2026
NEW for all patrons at the $6 level or higher: Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite www.patreon.com/TheDildorks/... We’re both obsessed with the movie The Invite (2026) right now, so here’s an extra bonus episode where we talked about it in great detail!
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Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite | The Dildorks
Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite by The Dildorks on Patreon. Join The Dildorks's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 20/09/2026
I was born in ‘92 & recently hooked up with someone born in ‘99 & I think that might be the youngest I’ll ever go… sorry 2 all the horny young adults but I think it would feel too strange for me to get with someone whose birth year is in a whole different century from mine, as arbitrary as that is
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 20/09/2026
I took a handjob workshop at Good For Her like 14 years ago and the return on investment has been incalculable
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toe @toebadoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
instructions for a great friday night 1. listen to this ep while dressing up in silk and leather 2. meet up with your bff for live jazz that takes you someplace, but that place is exactly where you are 3. finish the ep on the bus home and nod when Kate says her pull quote is “sex is a place you go”
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 19/09/2026
I find it depressing that young women are doing 1950s-ass discourse like “if he wanted to, he would” and “I need to feel chosen”… pursuing the things you want should not be a gendered thing, in any realm! it’s disempowering AF to suggest otherwise
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 19/09/2026
if they ever make a movie version of the myth of Sisyphus they should cast in the leading role Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
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Anna Belew @nabelew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FYI for anyone who ever crosses the US border: CBP can now open your phone to look for nudes just cause they’re bored
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 17/09/2026
this piece is where my sex toy nerdery & songwriting nerdery collide 🥰
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 18/09/2026
it remains super interesting that Diane Warren is ostensibly aromantic but has written some of the most popular love songs of our time www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1o...
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The GREATEST SONGWRITER You've Probably Never Heard Of!
YouTube video by How To Write Songs
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 18/09/2026
NEW for all patrons at the $6 level or higher: Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite www.patreon.com/TheDildorks/... We’re both obsessed with the movie The Invite (2026) right now, so here’s an extra bonus episode where we talked about it in great detail!
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Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite | The Dildorks
Bonus Episode 58.5: The Invite by The Dildorks on Patreon. Join The Dildorks's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 18/09/2026
it's bonkers to me whenever I see someone posting an A.I.-generated sex toy review..... LLMs don't have genitals!!
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Steevo @exsk8pnk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
y'all need to listen to this.
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