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Wonderful Secrets

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Way off topic, but Cracker Barrel managers are terrible lovers and actually die pissed off at themselves.

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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hear me out... gender swapped Golden Girls reboot.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trump surrendered, and the goddam strait is still closed. Just think about that for a minute or two.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fuck, that's a follow.
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
one day I will be like 80 years old and brushing my teeth and thinking about something stupid I said when I was 22 and then yelling “fuck! Christ!” in my shitty little old person apartment
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"I hate fifa, but I love and consume their product so much anyways! Pick me!"
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my12qc @my12qc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump started the fire.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You mean George Chloros?
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sweaty Davis
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This week’s three big winners. The Knicks, Iran, and Algae.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A trail of destruction. Imagine their reaction if Obama had done even one of these things.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Somebody get Four Seasons Landscaping on the phone.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/...
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Israel kills ‘a child a day’ on average in Gaza despite ceasefire, UN says
'No ceasefire can be considered meaningful while children continue to be killed' says UNICEF.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Israelis shocked and outraged when an American president isn't serving their every desire.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
open.substack.com/pub/the307/p...
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Israeli Minister Of Defence, Israel Katz, Admits To Ethnic Cleaning In South Lebanon.
Israel Katz Admits To Committing Ethnic Cleansing In South Lebanon.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Chocolate or vanilla?
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Iran won't accept trump's surrender until he does something about Israel.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...
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Watch: Israeli fascist Ben-Gvir — "We cannot stop demolishing homes in Lebanon"
Ben-Gvir made his comments to journalists at Israel's Knesset yesterday in objection to Trump's supposed 'MOU' with Iran
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We all knew this was going to happen. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/...
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US-Iran talks postponed as Israel attacks Lebanon
Tehran holds back from talks to cement ceasefire due to ongoing Israeli attacks on southern Lebanon.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Someone just posted a video showing big chunks of peeled blue paint floating in the water. All the peroxide that they're pouring into the water to kill the algae is stripping off the fucking paint! 😆 🤣 😂
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PMG @pmginmyhead.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The idea that we had to make the reflecting pool look good for the 250th, while 1/3 of the White House got demolished, fits this administration perfectly.
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Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Look I can't ever say anything bad about Trump or he might be mean to me! So instead I have to say things so utterly stupid that I look like a moron. And Im happy with that as I'm incredibly greedy for a tiny shred of power and importance." - Every Republican
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Brizo75 @brizo75.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trying to affect regime change with air strikes is like trying to piss with no hands into a teacup. Even the most casual sofa general knew that this was always going to end in shambles, there was no strategy going in and no off ramp...these people in charge of the US are a danger to the world.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I miss the good ol’ days when you could say things like “I bet Mayor McCheese has a big dick” without getting canceled
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motoreiter @motoreiter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I predict no deal until Iran has demonstrated to all US politicians that attacking Iran (directly or via proxy) is political suicide, and we’re not there yet. This would be more valuable to Iran than a nuke.
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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 13/06/2026
No approval yet from Iran, but Trump claims deal to be signed tomorrow, and threatens Iran with nuclear annihilation if talks don’t lead to desired results.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump conducting himself with all the authority of a first time babysitter.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The serving size for Fig Newtons is "3 pastries". Real funny, Nabisco.
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you did not know better, you would think that this headline is from yesterday. It’s from 1982. Time and time again, Israel has chosen to bomb its neighbors, illegally occupy more land, and undermine efforts to reach peace. It’s time for our leaders to wake up and see that Israel is not an ally
When Push Comes To Shove Israel Flouts US Diplomacy
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/06/2026
Trump's foreign policy amounts to Netanyahu holding the steering wheel while he honks.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/06/2026
I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/06/2026
You thought this pizza was delivery? No dude, it's DiGiorno. Obviously it's DiGiorno. You idiot
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
She's dressed like a Romulan from the original series.
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John Casper @johncasper.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A spray painted message that could read “Life fuck is your short freinds (spelled wrong)” instead of “Life is short fuck your friends.”
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
S&P 500 rejects SpaceX, also blocking entry for OpenAI and Anthropic arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
S&P 500 rejects SpaceX, also blocking entry for OpenAI and Anthropic
SpaceX won’t get easy access to billions of dollars from passive investors.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
RIP Aaron James
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oh look, Ireland has imposed travel bans on Israel's national security minister and minister for finance on the grounds that they're genocidal twats. #collapse
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yea, but was it worth the mass exodus of all the millionaires, tho?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me: "Donald Trump wouldn't have allowed little Patrick Bet-David into this country..no Iranians were allowed in this year..How do you feel about that?" Patrick Bet-David: "You are so funny..I would have found a way to get in." Me: "You would have come in illegally? You're pro illegal immigration?"
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Edwin Garcia @ecreates88.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dear companies who went all in on AI: We don’t want it, we don’t like it, you can’t force us to embrace it and it’s not our fault you invested so much into it.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate aparthied ethnostates that commit genocide and ethic cleansing. Full stop. I could care less how they worship.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nobody ever asks the DJ what they want.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Iran fires missiles at Kuwait, Bahrain after US hits Iranian drones, radars
The United Nations reports that 1.4 million people are in need of aid in Lebanon amid Israel's attacks on the country.
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope a little kid just bluntly points it out during the next time they surround him with children in the oval office. Just some innocent little kid pointing and saying, "Hey! He's asleep!" in front of all the cameras on live TV. A real "Emperor's New Clothes" moment!
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dozens of accounts getting blocked by the host of Jeopardy over a fight about syrup. Peak Bluesky!!!
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Wonderful Secrets @xiratho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
America is basically the only country where gun manufacturers can sell virtually unlimited amounts of guns directly to 100s of millions of citizens. Everywhere else, they can only sell limited quantities to police and military organizations.
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Reid Holben @reidholben.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wemby is powerless against the power of friendship Knicks
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