Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 2hFucking brilliant these bellends have produced a chuffing alphabetical guide to greatest offence. 000
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026How the hell did we let this be the future! 020
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026to me this is what a tolerant and open society is 231951242
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeMrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Excuse me, I have just been made aware (by Reddit) that some people butter both slices of bread in a sandwich. I need to know that this is a minority of perverts, and not the done thing. 107456
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeDavid Schuetz @darthnull.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026I'm re-reading Anathem by Neal Stephenson (2008), and hit this fairly prescient passage. "Crap" (well-written but subtly false information) deliberately inserted by into the "reticulum" (Internet), with the goal of then being able to sell services to filter […] [Original post on infosec.exchange] 236
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeWelsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Welsh Hide and Seek team have returned to training following the disappointment of their elimination at this year's international hide and seek championships. 57913
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeSuk Pannu @sukpannu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are fresh hot copies of “Mrs Sidhu’s Just Desserts” @waterstonescambridge for your delectation. #mrssidhusjustdeserts #cosycrime 031
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026sadly the huge leaps forward in machine translation are likely to deprive us of such reliable gems as "dry" and "fuck" in Chinese using the same simplified character or my all-time favorite "Racist Park" (which was also an accurate description of the park, as it happened) 26694127
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Winner looks like he needs to go to hospital 000
Reposted by Long Dark Tea Timevjmalletft.bsky.social @vjmalletft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Remember this Not the Nine o'clock News sketch? m.youtube.com/watch?v=04cl...m.youtube.comFootball HooligansYouTube video by chickensh1t 071
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me thinks they may have an incentive to make this happen at "5k an hour" 000
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeChris "🍻👻🎃👻🍻" @thecellarmonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Aww ... not feetloaf for dinner again 1952308274
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeHoot Mahoney @chainicin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social 14511
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊 499158313858
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: bit.ly/4pcoTaU #Viz #Comedy #Humour 1325
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeAndrew R @excelpope.net · 22/09/2026Over on Twitter, some nutter claims to have found Noah's Ark and says, "When we are done, University curriculums will need to be re-written, and Darwinism will be dismantled." In response to a reply, saying you couldn't fit every species of animal onto a single boat, she replies… 12221
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeHetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026FT letter on where AI might lead www.ft.com/content/aaac... 4172
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeKaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wodehouse said it best (see alt text) 1167
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeStansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ryanair have launched an upgrade scheme that’s guaranteed to improve your flight experience. For just a few pounds more, you can book the same route with another airline. 38013
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lovely breezy morning with the dog watching the wind turbines churning out lots of lovely non polluting electricity. 320
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeZᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sucker tech has really moved on since that guy in Superman climbed up the building... 061
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeMags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The last time I was in Italy, I asked a waiter what they called the dish that mixes espresso and ice cream. He said he couldn't remember. (No, YOU fuck off!) 2263
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Duolingo French has finally reached day to day essentials 24211
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 23/08/2026🎵Samson went back to bed, not much hair left on his head🎵 2315
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Wordle 1,891 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You beauty 000
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026Kacey Musgraves performing …..You know, I honestly don’t know 4542711410
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeMostly Harmless @whalepetunias.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With." 0259
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeShannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Vaccines are as close to magic or miracles as I will ever believe in 14216
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeAdam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 23/07/2026And the best chemistry joke of all 712930
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeMetro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 17/07/2026On days like this, I’m reminded of the wise words of Mr. Warren Buffett. 1425
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeJohnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026I hope FIFA hasn't booked someone like Madonna for the World Cup Final halftime show otherwise everyone will be waiting around for two hours for her to show up. Maybe this halftime show thing should catch on though. Can you imagine the acts they'll book for Port Vale vs Gillingham. 10332
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeLeftback @leftback.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Rice playing like a man who had the shits for several days before this game. 172
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026And people say the right wouldn't fit in here 617237
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Stock up on toilet roll futures again. “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy,” Reba Pousma, a Denver resident who likely has cyclospora, told CBS. “I’m on day five now of going to the bathroom over 40 times a day, and nothing has been solid.” Credit to HUFFPOST 000
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeTreblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Romanian translation is objectively the best one so far 191
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I suspect most of the negative posters don't travel with young kids. The joy of a quick drop, usually no queue, no herding family around, and can just swep them into security next day. 110
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pausa de hidratación 634239
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeAlice Porter @aliceporter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026God, Xenoturbella must have such great lives. Literally no thoughts. 101
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Oh no. I must be pathetic. Im soooooo sorry. 100
Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Stories like this give me the heebie jellies that lots of important stuff is going to stop working when someone retires. Who understands this stuff anymore? Anyway I'm sure @celestialweasel.bsky.social left good documentation and code annotation. Right? 100
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeIain Mansfield @igmansfield.bsky.social · 21/06/2026ICYMI: A Taxonomy of Public Spending Schemes. From universalism to contributory-based to means-testing, how we design public spending schemes matters. What are the trade-offs - and how can we choose? www.edrith.co.uk/p/a-taxonomy... 002
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Tonight England play in the World Cup. And tomorrow the by-election will decide the next British Prime Minister. So at this crucial moment in the nation's history, I have written an open letter to you all, Dear Makerfield: open.substack.com/pub/countbin...open.substack.comDear MakerfieldMake your vote Count! 1010026
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeViz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs 224744
Reposted by Long Dark Tea TimeShannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I'm rereading an old paper of mine from 2017 ('AI and the Automation of Wisdom') and I'm having one of these moments 418233