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Mags

@magnumificent.bsky.social
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Prone to ranty threads. Education & mental health and dbbqs tend to dominate 🙂 Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases) ♾️ #LUFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #Stockport 🥍

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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My boy 🙂
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Later that evening … 🤣
Later that evening: Animal celebrates the full legal benefits of being 18 with an espresso martini, while partner in crime looks delighted by the entire situation. The ID has been accepted. Things have progressed.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Have you got any id love?” “Yeah I fuckin do ackshully”
Th’Animal on her 18th birthday, standing at the bar buyng her dad a pint (at last!) producing ID with the quiet, understated energy of: ‘Yeah I fuckin do ackshully.’ The bartender appears appropriately amused.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Th’Animals “Throne of glass” themed birthday cake… done 🙂
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Increasingly convinced that critical thinking should be an explicitly taught, assessed and mastered skill before we release anyone into the wild with a vote, a social media account and access to the comments section. Fucking morons
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re in a boozer for a bit of tea … Average sized. There are 14 screens showing the kickball!! 14! 14!? Everywhere you look it’s in the eyeballs! 😆
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chelt and ham once again 🙂
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just sayin’ #lufc
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Word
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Highly recommend Please feel free to share www.instagram.com/p/DdqmWnaibj... (Insta link here but also being shared on LinkedIn and Facepage)
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 5 Foundations of Thriving & Belonging, with Laura Earnshaw A FREE 45-min webinar for school leaders & teachers exploring the 5 foundations that build belonging — and how they support whole-school inclusion. 📅 Wed 14 Oct | 3.45–4.30pm 💻 Online myhappymind.lpages.co/thriving-bel...
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Webinar: Thriving & Belonging 2026
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Highly recommend Please feel free to share www.instagram.com/p/DdqmWnaibj... (Insta link here but also being shared on LinkedIn and Facepage)
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just sayin’ #StockportLax 🥍
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inner city Leeds - woodpecker on the bird feeder Glorious 🥰
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ospickle corridors…
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you just can’t be arsed with tired old cliches
Loki and Martha, having abandoned all remaining concepts of dignity, boundaries and conventional sleeping positions. Martha has gone full roadkill; Loki appears to have simply been dropped from a small height.Loki and Martha demonstrating the two principal schools of daytime relaxation: elegant full-body sprawl and complete, shameless surrender. Personal space has been formally abolished.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes, but which one!?
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Barnets gone Beanies and beard season is beckoning…
Recently shorn man in glasses, bracing himself for winter with plans for a substantial beard, while acknowledging that woolly beanies will shortly be doing most of the heavy lifting.
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Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Moka pots. Or whatever you call them. I've been using one of these to make coffee for years. I've only quite recently discovered the secret 🤦🏻‍♂️. Take it off the heat the second it starts gurgling, and run the base under the cold tap. Why? Leave it any longer and the bitter flavours are extracted.
Stovetop coffee maker
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I entered a competition to find the best fluffer for really tall porn stars but I couldnt even reach the semis. (No, you fuck off)
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Festthefestivefest Morgone Jones
ALT: Festthefestivefest Morgone Jones
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A lorry carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce from a brewery in Leicestershire was driving through Loughborough when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murciélago. 1/7
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mrs Mags big birthday this weekend. House decs being prepared. With wine.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s myHappymind and mental health and wellbeing resource for schools. Science based & NHS backed. But it’s just absolutely extraordinary I wish wish this was around when taught/when I had young children… myhappymind.org
myhappymind.org
myHappymind - Empowering Children's Mental Health & Wellbeing
Creating a culture of positive mental wellbeing by providing programmes for nurseries, schools and families.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love what I now do. It’s a bit salesy at times but fuck me… what we’re ’selling’ is the most extraordinary product, it genuinely blows me away daily. I literally want to grab every teacher in the country and force them to engage. It’s ridiculous. Ridiculous
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@helsmels.bsky.social @stopfordianneil.bsky.social @petersgatetap.bsky.social
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brentford superb in that first half. Absolute class. But so good to see us play and fight how we did in the 2nd. Exhausted now!! 😮‍💨#luf
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tanaka has been superb this second half… mopping up and breaking things up. Brilliant #lufc
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Girl in the Year above Get down services The Coral The Vaccines Courteeners Successful pm with th’ animal…
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ah I’m not one for these usually - but I DO like this…
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I saw a sign in Specsavers saying children should not be left without supervision. If they had that they wouldn’t be in Specsavers. (No, I won’t 🖕🏻)
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last time I was in Italy, I asked a waiter what they called the dish that mixes espresso and ice cream. He said he couldn't remember. (No, YOU fuck off!)
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last time I was in Italy, I asked a waiter what they called the dish that mixes espresso and ice cream. He said he couldn't remember. (No, YOU fuck off!)
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💀👻🎃🦇MOSS 666🦇🎃👻💀 @studio8502.ca · 25/08/2026
PLEASE let this be the start of a new trend.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reposted with alt text (soz) for @marvth3martian.bsky.social
 A truly joyous and triumphant scene in which Spider-Man delivers an absolutely magnificent, full-blooded punch directly into that twat, Jake Lang’s face. His red, webbed fist is planted gloriously across Lang’s shithouse nose and mouth, squashing his features sideways in a moment of almost balletic comic-book perfection. Lang’s bellended sunglasses are being knocked spectacularly askew as Spider-Man’s arm follows through with heroic purpose. As if the scene weren’t already sufficiently celebratory, a startled fish looks on from the foreground, lending an additional air of festive absurdity to proceedings. A glorious moment of superheroic slapstick. Spidey is a legend.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my fave moments and photos of the year - on so many levels
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The boy is settling in for a Sunday night tv dinner…
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks rubbish. Who comes up with these ideas?! themanc.com/stockport/pr...
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A huge new bookshop, cafe and wine bar is opening in Stockport
My literal dream
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Early morning visit to the town batter tap Thank goodness it wasn’t too busy
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stop the season. Right now
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
First ever visit to the Hill Dick on a day of quite enjoyable results all round 😁 #lufc #alaw
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuckinell The Animal having a dip atop Cadair Idris this week…🥶
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fucking joyous, random, eat the fridge, garlic, Parmesan chicken traybake with Serrano ham tea, ngl 😮‍💨😍
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@jaynesharp.bsky.social Please post your content here too!? 😁
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Andy @andymb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Even without all the dangers, the fact it’s disposable is bad.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I agree with quite a lot of this — just not the conclusion. Outdoor cooking should be affordable, accessible and encouraged. But that isn’t an argument for preserving a badly designed single-use product. spectator.com/article/burn...
spectator.com
Burnham should bin his disposable BBQ ban
Whatever the reason for the Prime Minister's faltering reaction, clearly banning these disposable barbecues is a stupid idea.
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Elite-level, world-class athletics. Scientifically developed fabrics. Bespoke tailoring. Every seam engineered to reduce drag & squeeze out fractions of a second. Then someone goes: “Right, here’s your massive bit of paper. Pin it to yourself with those four safety pins your mum gave you.” 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Get in! 🥳🎉 Now make it permanent!!!
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you live in an area with no hosepipe ban (and no threat of one in the immediate future) are you still using it? Genuine q 🙂
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Toddler Plays with Hose
ALT: Toddler Plays with Hose
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Rolled my bloody ankle last weekend. Have an avulsion fracture alongside torn ligaments. Esentially, when the ankle rolled, the ligament was pulled so forcefully that rather than just tearing/stretching, it pulled a small fragment of bone away from where it attaches ffs Annoying frustrating week
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Mags @magnumificent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👏👏👏
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