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Long Dark Tea Time

@gentlyholistic.bsky.social
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Seeking refuge from Twitter and Sunday afternoons I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember this being very cheesy in the same style as 6 million dollar man. Have often wondered exactly how crap it really was. I'll let you make the investment.
Posters for 70s series Man from Atlantis starring that bloke who ended up in Dallas when it was all a dream and he wasn't really dead just having a shower
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me thinks they may have an incentive to make this happen at "5k an hour"
Excerpt from FT where legal experts say the Man City case could run for several more years. Run has been crossed out and replaced by Pay Them
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/simo...
Vincent McMahon 3 stage meme showing head getting more elevated as goes from  Olympic 100m to Enhanced Games 100m to Enhanced Games 100m with Wolves
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vincent McMahon 3 stage meme. 100m, Enhanced Games 100m, Enhanced 100m with Wolves
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eyes are amazing things. Cameras rarely capture ( at least for me) the same depth in the landscape
View across to Formby Point from Hightown, Merseyside. Small dog in foreground, grass scrub and then sandy bay to views of headland
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Border Terrier on beach eating a stick
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Iron-man and Border terrier head with ears blowing in the breeze and Liverpool containerport in the distance
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lovely breezy morning with the dog watching the wind turbines churning out lots of lovely non polluting electricity.
Wind turbines at Burbo Bank churning out non polluting power on a windy morning with whitecaps driving in over the sands.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Johnny Painter from the Fast Show looking like he's had a sharp prod in the backside
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Scabs have arrived. Can see this getting nasty
Duolingo cartoon in English and French saying they continues to work during the strike
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Duolingo French has finally reached day to day essentials
Duolingo cartoon showing a French lady saying This is a National Strike. C'est une greve nationale.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Farmer standing behind wall with hands behind back. Asks his priest Father Ted if Bluesky now hates Andy Burnham
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Duolingo character looking like their eyes are about to explode in their head as they've sat on a live electrical cable
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
See.
Border terrier playing with rubber tug toys. 2 identical toys except for colour
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Picture of the cover of Just Desserts by Suk Pannu
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Picture of Peppermint Crisp chocolate bar for people who miss Mint Cracknell. Shipped from Australia
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Texture Criticism: It was notoriously known for its incredibly hard texture, with reviews describing it as tasting like "shards of mint-flavored car windshield".
Picture of 1970s chocolate bar, the Mint Cracknell described as It was notoriously known for its incredibly hard texture, with reviews describing it as tasting like "shards of mint-flavored car windshield".
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
High quality trolling from my wife, now I inspect the packaging more carefully.
Gift Toiletries. Bar of Soap and shampoo bottle branded Mr Joyful. Suspect gifted with some irony from my wife
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Apposite positioning in my feed @rogerquimbly.bsky.social
Wide eyed picture of Kash Patel with a reminder to get prostate exam, under the Bluesky prompt of, What's Up?
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sorry but what did Burnley have with the half time oranges. Whatever, please do it every week. #BurnleyFC
BURNLEY SCORELINE COMING BACK TO LEVEL FROM 3-0 DOWN
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sorry. Krakow made the BBC a better offer. We'll bring some back if the plane ever arrives
Weather forecast for Krakow showing light snow
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Very impressed with Tatra mountains especially in the snow.
Early morning view of the Tatra Mountains from Zakopane. Wood cabins and decorative star and tree in foreground.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Japanese Gundam model. Red transformer like robot carrying a big missile
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Snip of post explaining billionaires security will kill them and take over bunker in event of an apocalypse
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Meme of conversation between a couple. Saying  What if we change the manager? She replies that it never works although they deluded themselves thinking it will, before he says. But it might work for us.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Don't like mine
Gif generated personal word of the year - enfeebled
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
...because the Brandy has also run out
Recipe for Bombardino drink of egg nog and brandy with picture of drink topped by whipped cream
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Its that time of year
Picture of Bin Collection date website
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"Pity Me" is the sound, heard at The City Ground
Man Utd fan with mad afro hair still unable to get it cut as Utd win run stops at 3 games
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
How did I not know this existed
Recipe for Argentinian Rice Pudding. All the best of a sweet rice pudding with cinnamon, blueberries for taste and walnuts for texture.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Adverts should be representative of traditional British Families
Morecambe and Wise in Bed. 70s decor. One man smoking pipe and reading newspaper
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Marvin the Paranoid Android andArthur Dent sitting on rocks and looking towards the camera
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Too early to say a change in relegation trends?
Premier league table showing all 3 promoted teams well up the table, after 3 rounds
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
...and Spelling Bee is using the wrong dictionary again.
SPELLING BEE screenshot that could spell Wankorama if it was in the approves words list
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Required reading
Viz Roger's Profanisaurus
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
QED
BLUESKY post responding to a thread about how Bluesky is different to twitter, saying every account on Bluesky is owned by a massive nerd
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Didn't like undercarriages
Insanely low level Blackburn Buccaneer fly past
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Taxes are for other people
Article from Daily Telegraph bemoaning the responsibility to pay your taxes
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The Fast Show characters The Off Roaders. One is high from eating mushrooms and has taken off his clothes and painted his face blue as he stands behind his friend with arms raised
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The football is similarly nothing like the worst football you could watch
Headline saying Burnley is nothing like the worst place to live in the UK
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh no. Who should I believe?
Google search for battery storage, showing eBay add for a metal battery tin next to advice to not store  batteries in metal tins.
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
On my good days
Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm waiting till 2049
Ryan Reynolds in Blade Runner 2049 with an android Ana de Armas looking over his shoulder
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Beerwulf Party 7 advert
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Looks like Wulfhelm has the franchise. Disappointed he's not doing Watneys
BEERWULF Website selling minikeg Party 7s
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
I thought they had to be works of fiction. Jingo is roo close to reel life
Bluseky snip describing rabid foreigner bashing sentiments, who are all out to get us
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
However low cost cremation plans make the ladies very happy.
Lady grinning about the low cost of her cremation plan
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Things really go downhill when men each 50. You start looking like this overnight.
Worryingly old man in ad for over 50s benefits
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Here's another handy phrase it got me to practice for a week
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Long Dark Tea Time @gentlyholistic.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
That's Grand Gromit
Moon robot from Grand Day Out  with Wallace and Gromit
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