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Kaz Jones

@kazjones.bsky.social
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Currently Painter and Printmaker Ex-archaeology lecturer, saxophonist & singer Childless cat lady www.kazjonesart.co.uk www.instagram.com/kazjones/

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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 5h
‘Escape Into Night’, tv series, 1972. Creepy beyond belief with one-eyed standing stones moving closer to the house every night *shudders*
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pleased to say that The Blood on Satan's Claw is still batshit insane and available to watch in its entirety on YouTube. youtu.be/YpJOrMZhalU?...
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The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) [ Occult | Folk Horror | Cult Classic ]
YouTube video by Midnite Single Feature Shitshow
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp. Right, I'm off to a castle in Scotland
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp Audience not enjoying that!
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp I don't actually hate this Sisqo tune - he's putting a lot of effort into this, bless.
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp A bottom of dirty water? Needs to clean her bong more often?
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Mat Pringle @matpringle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FRIDAY SHOP PLUG! matpringleillustration.bigcartel.com 'Tis the season for ghoulish linocut prints that delve deep beneath the blood dappled soil into the gnarled roots of folklore and folk horror. This linocut bunting features graven illustrations inspired by corn dollies, standing stones...
Linocut artwork carefully printed the directly onto wooden bunting. There are nine different prints across nine bits of plywood measuring approximately 15cm x 13cm each. The three in the picture depict two skeleton lovers, a witch hare and mask of sticks.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Lark 🦇⛈️ Joel Miller loves Rain (Ch. 13/~20) @larkoneironaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
HAPPY 1ST OF OCTOBER 🎃👻🕸️🦇🌕🌩️🖤🕯️🔮
A fluffy black cat lying on its back, sttetching on a cat tree, seemingly screaming while its eyes reflect the light eerily
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, by @robertflorence.bsky.social.
Batman's Aff His Nut

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walked in on the cat making yet another podcast; tiptoed back out. #nzpets
A very hard “excuse you” stare from a black and white cat sitting on a desk, with a microphone set-up at face level.
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just back from seeing the Bayeux Tapestry, lads. Really does take 90 mins from when they scan your ticket at the entrance to the exhibition to actually being in front of the tapestry itself, which is ridiculous & interminable. However, it's absolutely magnificent & worth the wait.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'Last night a 37-year-old man [Daniel Thomas] was arrested on suspicion of destroying ships, endangering their safety, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, and conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals. He remains in custody at this time.' www.hampshire.police.uk/news/hampshi...
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Man arrested after boat damaged in English Channel
A man has been arrested after a boat that had an emergency responder on board was damaged in the English Channel.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Johnny Mains @johnnymains.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Someone from Exeter was buried on Friday and one of their wishes was to have dinosaurs and the Grim Reaper present. Legend. Photo source: Exeter & Devon Crematorium and Memorial Gardens
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you gotta buy my pots cause actually they may one day grow to be Emrakul The Promised End and destroy all of humanity thats how powerful and important they are. Every time i throw a pot i am tempting eldritch power. Invest now in pots
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#totp
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#totp Godley & Creme never really did cheery, did they?
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#totp. Keet!!
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OmegaMom (she/her) @omegamom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know what to say. This thread is tragi-comic. It’s a dissection of a media company that buys established sites and turns them into AI content mills. It’s sad and gross and it’s the future, apparently. 😟
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Sadiah Qureshi 🦈 @sadiahqureshi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Libraries like these are so precious, especially for those of us who grew up around them. We are blessed by those trying to keep them safe for generations to come.
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am but skin & bones..."
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's Connections??? FFS......
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I finally got round to trying Natto in Tokyo in April. Flavour is OK, quite liked it, a bit like a strong-ish Brie, but the texture? Eww. The Japanese call it 'creamy'-it's not, it's slimy.Think Soya beans in raw egg white kind of thing. But, yeah, try it if you get the chance, you might like it.
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It’s a superfood but natto as we know it. Japan’s slimy fermented beans are coming your way
Comprised of smelly soya beans held together by strands of mucus, the ancient dish is appearing in health food shops across the world
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Death Becomes Her @danicahere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Teeny feets, big stretch!
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 12/09/2026
This 👇👇👇 🎨
💚 Your artist and designer friends probably aren't as full of themselves as you think.

Please remember: they share their work and accomplishments all the time as a matter of survival. No one else will be their hype man.

That grant? It's the only thing keeping them going during these slow months.

This flashy opportunity? They have been trying to make it happen for a year with only hope to keep them going and it's finally happening!

That exhibit? It's the only one they got into out of the 15 they submitted for.

That new painting they posted? They kinda need it to sell so they can pay the rent next month.

So be kind in your thoughts. Imagine if your job required social media presence on four platforms to make sure ends meet.

And if you see your friends or acquaintances post art that you like, please share it! It can make all the difference sometimes.

💚
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...
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Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My photo taken in the first week of September 2001. We left 2 days before the Towers went.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And just like that, the missing part of the skyline was back. if only for a moment. 2977 drones rose over Manhattan, creating a ghost image of the twin towers in honor of every life lost ahead of the 25th anniversary of 9/11
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So my exhibitions have maybe finished for this year, last group one at Denbies in Dorking was most successful ever (surprised the hell out of us too!) Sold a few things, mainly giclees from the browser, but also a pastel, 2 wood engravings & greetings cards
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anthropeum.com · Sep 9 2026 🟩🟩🟦🟩🟩🟦🟨🟨🟩🟩 76,101 · top 20% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Post you from a different era in your life. I would occasionally do hair modelling back in the 80s
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kneel before the might of… SPACE LIBERACE!!
Trump looking camp as fuck as a space dictator
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Sophie Irwin @sophielouirwin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything's terrible. So here's one of my favourite Private Eye cartoons. You're welcome.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well, this is just utterly glorious!
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Good things come in threes right, is today the day?
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Ben Miller @extinctmonsters.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The internet was absolutely a mistake but this is one of like five admissible pieces of evidence that it’s good actually
What I'm doing with my life
sometimes sheets can be propped up to be a cave but other times they lie flat like a ground. why is that
I'm looking for
• poposable thumbs
• Tall as counter
• Understanding of locks
• Warms
The first things people usually notice about me i am small enough to use pieces of furniture in different ways that are surprising to humans eg edge of the bed is actually a tiny step for me to use like a borrower
The six things I could never do without cold chickens, heated chickens, small dry pellet chickkens, chickens from a can with picture of cat on it, chickens from the sea (also in can but missing cat picutre on can), chicken from larger animals like beef
The most private thing I'm willing to admit iwill climb on top of you in the night and settle like a tiny rain cloud
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anthropeum.com · Sep 2 2026 🟦🟨🟩🟩🟦🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨 65,012 · top 41% of players today!
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Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you think I’m annoying now, just imagine what I’ll be like when I can play this accordion
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Kaz Jones @kazjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Siouxsie and the Banshees The Birthday Party Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Pixies World Domination Enterprises
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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