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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky!

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Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!

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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 2h
I used to quite like "Fesshole" and "Anon opin" but the replies have steadily got more mean, spiteful and unfunny to the point where it's basically X now. I think it's an interesting study of how big of a cunt people are to an anonymous poster though. I'll just steer clear of the replies I guess.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a visitor last night on the front gate camera, a tawny owl looking for a bit of a snack.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I strongly believe schools should bring children together rather than try to impose one religious identity on them. If you agree - please add your name and call on the Education Secretary to introduce inclusive assemblies for all, and to keep dangerous Christian Nationalism OUT of our schools.
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RoseRed @thebookishgardener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🖌️ Annie Soudain Meadow, 2017 #print #art #autumn
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair the Aunt Bessie on the left looks like she has a couple of scars on her cheeks that she got from being shived in HMP Holloway in the 90s whilst serving a stretch for poisoning her husband.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
The list of GB News advertisers looks like a list of those horseshit knock-off companies that come up on Amazon when you do a search for shoe horns or whatever.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
We are a serious country
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 02/10/2026
I'm currently working with Alan Williams, a metal sculpture artist based in Sussex. I've been going through the photos he sent through this morning, and his work is mind-blowing. So good, I thought I'd share some.
Kraken Sculpture by Alan WilliamsKraken Sculpture boat detail by Alan WilliamsPheonix Sculpture by Alan WilliamsOctopus sculpture from reclaimed metal artist Alan Williams
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Do any of you use a reliable PDF - Excel converter that you could recommend? I have a giant PDF I'd like to convert, and the export tools in Acrobat Pro aren't doing it. Nor is it letting me get the data into Excel using the Text Import Wizard. Thanks in advance.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Classic Bluesky reply. Have a fucking day off mate.
A post showing the classic skeleton warrior scene from Jason and the Argonauts with a reply saying "Couldn't at least one claymation skeleton figure be keft handed?"
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
My new 3am irrational anxiety is that we'll be invaded by America. Not the good America - I could cope with being invaded by the Obama-Parton America. I mean the Hegseth-Trump America. The MAGA America.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a story where one may look very very wise by saying absolutely fucking nothing.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Well this is just bloody lovely.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
An absolutely bonkers sunflower grown by Mrs N-P. Look at that sky too. You wouldn't think it's the last knockings of September in central England. #BloomScroll #BloomScrolling
A vibrant orange sunflower is centre picture. Another smaller out-of-focus sunflower is at the top left behing it. They are both against a blue sky with a couple of very whispy clouds.
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Gary Gilligan @garygilligan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Long overdue www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Met Police submits Grenfell Tower fire investigation files to CPS
The force is seeking charges against 54 individuals and 20 companies over the 2017 tower block fire that killed 72 people.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Mrs N-P has grown chillies and the bees have given us some honey, so naturally I'm having a go at making some hot honey. Tried some (that I was given as a gift) on some baked salmon steaks and 'twas delicious. Fingers crossed 🤞
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Finally getting around to listing the prints of my 2025 St Ives paintings - and I can’t get them to show up NOT IN A SQUARE. Oh well. This is what they look like… artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/monb... Prints available in A5/A4 and A3 #art #watercolour #bsnm #ukgiftam
Monbretia my reflection print of my abstract watercolour from my St Ives sessions last year - with a glorious tangle of orange crocosmia/Monbretia in the foreground
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ocean Aria A riot of florals in opera pink joyously juxtaposed with a dark blue inky sea, and the distant headland, minty green in the distance #watercolour #bsnm #ukgiftam #cornwall artofnote.sumupstore.com/product/ocea... See Coastal Creations section for more from the 2025 St Ives sessions
Ocean Aria - beachy dreams in pink and blue with distant headlands and peace in the distance
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
From our visit to the Hartington Cheese Shop today after a bracing 6 mile walk: Dovedale Blue and Cheshire cheeses with our own grapes!
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know Bank/Monument Station has 16 entrances? It’s one of the most confusing stations on the London Underground, & with good reason I set out to find every single entrance and see just how far this Underground maze really goes. I counted 16 but I think there may be more?
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Dom Joly @realdomjoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NEW MUGWUFFIN EPISODE DROPPED- Bio hacker. Are you off for a country walk? These new robot assistance legs look brilliant… Watch MUGWUFFIN the new comedy show from the creators of Trigger Happy TV. New characters, funny chat. 5 Eps live now- new Eps every week. #mugwuffin LINK IN COMMENTS
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
A gift from a friend from France. Mushroom flavoured crisps. Fuck you Walkers. Fuck you Brexit. 🇫🇷🎶Marchons! Marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons! 🎶🇫🇷 😂
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Well well. Didn't know that. Look at the director and writer of the first (non-pilot) episode of #Columbo.
A screenshot from Wikipedia showing that the first non-pilot episode of Columbo was written by Steven Bochco and directed by Steven Spielberg.
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Dr Jo Ball @drjeball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A #Roman glass bowl, in a beautiful cobalt blue with an irregular swirling white pattern. It looks amazing - especislly given that it is nearly 2000 years old! #Archaeology #AncientBlueSky
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brilliant bloopers from BETWEEN TWO FERNS #ZachGalifianakis
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Jarl Graham Kirk. Photo of me 1965 @grawitmik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's very, very rare I repost one of my own posts. It's also practically unheard of me to use a word I am about to use before December. But PLEASE buy your Christmas cards from the ROYAL NATIONAL LIFEBOAT INSTITUTION. They are good quality & all recipients mention them. Plus YOU will save lives!
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know. Everyone's saying how he looks mad and this and that. I think the fucker looks confused.
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The John Elrick @thejohnelrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Better still, give them some money: rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Buy some RNLI Christmas cards or I will come round to your house and paint your living room and YOU DO NOT WANT THAT shop.rnli.org/products/chr...
shop.rnli.org
Christmas Carol Christmas Cards, Pack of 8
Wish someone a merry Christmas with these RNLI-themed cards, featuring a cheerful carolling scene outside a lifeboat station - and help support the lifesavers.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
I know that this is desperately important but all I can see is blah blah bloo bla do bloob do blop dee boo blah and if anybody tries to explain it to me in layman's terms I will cut that motherfucker
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
All of this friction between cyclists and motorists -- who they feel are not giving them adequate distance whilst passing them -- could be solved by the simple expedient of making all cyclists ride tricycles which have a much wider wheel base.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the ROYAL National Lifeboat Institution. Time for Charles, William and Kate to show some support.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
We're in a hole. I don't see a way out.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Mrs P grew and dried some strawflowers this year. I think they're rather pretty. #BloomScrolling
A bunch of red, orange and purple strawflowers are in a glass vase on a window sill.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Life was fun once, wasn't it? youtu.be/9rV_MR9NJFQ?...
youtu.be
Felicity
YouTube video by Orange Juice - Topic
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT ROBERT MITCHUM SMOKED DOPE? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A MAN WHO SMOKED DOPE? oh ok never mind
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Out On A Shout @outonashout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
B-class lifeboat launched from Portishead at 19:16 - rnli.org/Portishead
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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾💚🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @chumantastic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want to thank my English teacher for teaching me the words copious and plethora.. Means a lot to me.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
First of our own potatoes this year. Air fried and served up with tender stem broccoli and pan-fried fillet of sea bream (and a dollop of tartare sauce)
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dinnertime! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Aberdeen City Arts Board @adeencityartsboard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And here we are eh? Thanks Silicone Valley. You guys are great!* We're just about to update the web address and we're gonna join. *Sarcasm @thisisdonebyhumans.bsky.social www.thisisdonebyhumans.org
thisisdonebyhumans.org
Done By Humans
Independent certification service for human-made products and services, human made products, human made services, human made art, human made crafts, human made software, human made code, human made de...
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
After considering a comment by an American friend on here, I'm wondering if the RNLI should be armed. You know, just in case they come across for e.g. a belligerent flounder.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 19/09/2026
NEWS! Patriots who insisted ‘All Lives Matter’ celebrate closure of RNLI station dedicated to saving all lives buff.ly/snl8ChA
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Patriots who insisted ‘All Lives Matter’ celebrate closure of RNLI station dedicated to saving all lives
Patriots who spent several years loudly insisting that “All Lives Matter” are celebrating today after helping force the closure of an RNLI station whose volunteers had made the controversial decisi…
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Just bought this. Winter binge viewing. Columbo - The Complete Series.
A DVD box set of the complete Columbo series.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Things are shit at the moment. This isn't though. This is great!
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Bob Fry @bobfry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a small contribution to this intriguing new Magazine.
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Johnny Nice Painter @ Eurosky! @johnnynicepainter.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone remember that interview where the Aussie journalist looked at Trump like something he'd trodden in? Who was that?
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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