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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally)

@zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social
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Hoopy Gallifreyan Frood. Father, husband, Doctor Who, Star Wars, HHGTTG, Star Trek, Stargᐰte fanatic, Babylon 5 lover. Geek/Nerd/Gerd/Neek. In the UK. Cis male, trans ally. Use #AltText on images.

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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 6h
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💔 So sad she didn't get the pain-free death she wanted and campaigned for. She did so much for others. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Esther Rantzen, TV presenter and Childline founder, dies aged 86
Rantzen announced lung cancer diagnosis in 2023 and became a vocal assisted dying campaigner
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fairford Five after being released on bail
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At my local cinema, just about to watch The Matrix.
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Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
Alt: Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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dragon7380.bsky.social @dragon7380.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read a story about a young lady in her TEENS who came up with a FAKE Ice Cube made of plastic that could tell if ANY drugs were placed in a drink nucleovisual.com/en/Ice-cubes...
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Ice cubes that detect chemical submission at parties in El Casar
El Casar has launched new ice cubes that gel the drink upon detecting drugs like scopolamine. We'll tell you how they work and what other measures are being implemented in Alovera.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a similar experience during the summer when one of my daughter's flip flops came off in the water and waves washed it away. Thankfully it was washed towards the beach, albeit diagonally.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Followed by Air Bad and Robin...
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cheer up Brian, you know what they say? 🎵 Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And...
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎵 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive 🎵
Pope Leo wearing a white clerical robe and a white skullcap looks like he’s singing into a microphone.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 28/09/2026
I'm reasonably aware of how time works but it really blows my mind that the temporal distance between the release of "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan" (1982) and the premiere of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" was only FIVE (5) YEARS
wrath of khan posternext generation post
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Alex Morris @asjmorris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now seems as good a time as any to post the plasticine Frank Muir that I built for the ‘Amateur Frank Muir Modeller’ Viz ad back in 2006.
A plasticine model of Frank Muir.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Benny Wtf
Alt: Benny Hill thinking Wtf
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've just found out about this Hollies disco track, and I don't see why I should have to suffer alone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL9l...
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The Hollies - Wiggle That Wotsit • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CUTLER: I'll do that, sir, but there's one more thing. WIGNER: Yes? CUTLER: We have three intruders. WIGNER: Intruders? At the pole? Where did they come from? CUTLER: Well I haven't interrogated yet, sir, but I think they came intruder window...
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ZENTOS: A strange report from the jungle. The Monoids acquaint us of intruders. COMMANDER: Intruders? But how can that be? How could they have entered it? ZENTOS: Intruder Window perhaps?
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'm the evil alternate universe third Doctor played by Barry Foster, and so is my wife!"
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: Part Deux
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Two Bottles in the Shower
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Wrath of Blondes.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Empire Strikes Blondes.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman 2: Loreal Day.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman 2: Pretty Harder.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you almost miss a bus because someone takes *forever* to put their shopping trolly away...
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kaled Mutants use Relvive for shiny, glossy hair! What does Nyder use, @gruntleigh.bsky.social?
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just had occasion to write this. 😆😆 "An alive/dead, male/female cat, maybe/maybe not planning revenge..."
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today I learned that Sweden, when attempting to switch to the Gregorian calendar, was going to add a day every leap year from 1700, for 40 years. They did it once, then forgot. They added a day to get back to 11 days behind, so had a 30th February in 1712. They finally changed in 1753.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Wanna see something cool!" www.youtube.com/shorts/wdL81...
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You're Toast #chrisboden #comedy #engineering #fire #safety #electrical #fuse #current #roast
YouTube video by Chris Boden
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Dr. Uncle Beard 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds familiar…
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My experience in an IT dept in a solicitors firm taught me that really bright people can also be as thick as two short planks... Combine that with shareholders and, well.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Zorin Smile
Alt: Christopher, Walken, as, Zorin, from, the, Bond, film, A, View, To, A, Kill.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Victor Meldrew Startled by Dog in One Foot In The Grave
Alt: Victor Meldrew Startled by a small sausage Dog he thought was a phone handset in One Foot In The Grave
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Terrorists.
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Steven Flanagan @stoverfandango.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Could anyone who has a copy of David Banks's "Man and Cyberman" please let me know if it contains any new/unfamiliar photos from Doctor Who: The Ultimate Adventure? Thanks.
The cover of "Man and Cyberman: Memoirs of a Cyberleader" by David Banks, with part of Telos Publishing's blub overlaid - this reads "16 pages of photographs."
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching Attack of the Cybermen.
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Mr. Burns Says Excellent!
Alt: Mr. Burns Says Excellent!
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It doesn't stand for Bronze Swimming Certificate, before you ask...
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The end of Worzel Gummidge when he fell off his perch used to make me roar crying (I was v little & preschool and cried at cartoons when cats broke their legs)
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Went out for an evening stroll last night and this chap was very friendly. Almost too much...
The Slyther from TV's Doctor Who.

Pet of the Black Dalek.

A shambling monstrosity, vaguely humanoid in shape with claws and eyes on stalks.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Oliver. A lovely black and white cat. Affectionate. He does, however, *seriously* get underfoot, and always hungry.
Oliver, a black and white cat on the arm of a beige sofa.

He is *always* hungry.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
++ PAT GORMAN KLAXON ++
Pat Gorman as a partially converted Cyberman in Attack of the Cybermen. The body has been converted, but the head has not.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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John Simm Mad Dogs ffs
Alt: John Simm Mad Dogs ffs
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Pick of the Pops - 1987 - BBC Sounds
Mark Goodier counts down the chart from this day in 1987.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With my Timelord head awake, I'd probably have invented something that goes ding. Lighting up in the presence of non-human DNA. And it would microwave popcorn from 40 feet away and download radio shows from the future. I *really* never know when to stop...
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I listen to Radio 2 quite a lot, normally mornings during the week, and some of the weekend programmes. There are few groups I really hate, and rarely fast forward. Yesterday on Pick of the Pops, this week in 1979, was Dollar. Skip. Skippity skip!
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QTP with a Hammer!
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Bob The Builder Fix It With A Hammer
Alt: Bob The Builder. Fixing something with a hammer.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge in a radio studio.
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Zᐰphod Beebledoc ❤️❤️➕🟦 (🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally) @zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Blazing Saddles” would never be able to made today; and that’s too bad. Think of all the books, films, plays etc. that cannot be made today because of the Politically Correct Climate of our society.
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