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Sleepy Bitch

@gayonarrival.bsky.social
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Allison; 30; they/she; lesbian; fat; disabled; white Living in Portland Full of love and a huge bitch 💖

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Makes Her Mark @makeshermark.bsky.social · 6h
file under: posts you can hear in your head
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT'S SPOOKY SEASON BITCHES
Scary cat!!!
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they’ll put a Fortnite collab in your ass if you not paying attention
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evil cheese mouse @cheesemouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cheese mouse
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sewing machines are creatures and they like to keep secrets.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fuck video games . im getting into tiddlywinks .
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got to try the demo of this game at PIGCon! It was delightful!
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Lorsan @fern-us.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
✨ Timeline cleanse ✨ quote this with your favorite Tumblr post I always think of this audio when I think of Tumblr
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back at work for the first time since my friend died. How the fuck am I supposed to be normal? Clients are gonna ask how my week was and I have to just pretend it was good???
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
haha, yeah i was a former child actor. i was cast as one of the small animals from sonic adventure. i was deer!
sonic adventure 1 deer, a small low poly fawn with green eyes, very cute
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bing is calibrated for bank vice presidents with private offices
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My best friend of 12 years died last night
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every week this story gets better.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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LIZ @lizrpg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think i say this every year, but I don't think my teacher should have showed a classroom full of 11-12 year olds that video of 9/11 footage set to an Enya song
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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( o ᴥ o ) @photonic.dog · 10/09/2026
This Kirkmas, don't forget to take some time to celebrate our tradition by reciting the following prayers over a microphone or empty chair:
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
searching on indeed for job titles like "gunslinger"
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Treating myself to the traditional English homemade "sweet" or candy known as a "pecan halvesie" consisting of half a pecan dipped in clotted cream and dispensed only when one has been brilliant or splendid
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/03/2025
thehmn posted an image of: "Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark." both look carved out of ivory.

crabs-and-bedbugs concludes: "It was a global problem"
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 03/09/2026
Fucking christ, man
Wile e coyote ama. Poster asks, essentially, how wile e can do it, how he keeps getting up after defeat after decade of defeat. Wile e holds up a sign saying 'I'm not done'
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Been in the Bad Brain Pit all day and frankly it's fucking annoying!!!
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mnemonic device for keeping the Les Miserables anniversary concerts straight- If Colm Wilkinson’s Valjean: it’s 10 years on If Marius is Jonas: 25 year bonus
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is bonkers
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 27/08/2026
Doggust day 26: 5pm. 💼☀️ #doggust2026
A two panel comic. Panel 1: The artist, hair in a bun with a backpack looking down at the ground. A beam of bright yellow light splits the panel in half.
Panel 2: a white dog looks up from the beam of light, the source.
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They're making a gay revival of The Fantasticks!?!!?!?!??
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dog with caterpillar
Drawing of a puppy and a caterpillar with the caption; "You can't hate yourself into a better version"
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 26/08/2026
Oh hey my loathing of Buc-ee's weird-ass gas station jerky-and-merch cult proves wise
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today they're playing Matchbox 20 so quietly it's barely audible
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Sleepy Bitch @gayonarrival.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kind of obsessed with this guy at the Kaiser who's wearing a gun holster but is using it to hold his phone and an iPad
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the subway meme but the text reads

I broke free on a Saturday morning
I put the pedal to the floor
Headed north on Mills Avenue
And listened to the engine roar
My broken house behind me, all good things ahead
A girl named Cathy wants a little of my time
Six cylinders underneath the hood, crashing and kicking
Ahh, listen to the engine whine
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of the most exciting things happening in Portland today is the city desperately trying not to exploding whale this building.
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Puke is already a Halloween Name @puke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm no longer asking nicely. If I see you with a picture of this game, even in the background, I'm triangulating where you live and showing up at your house at 3AM
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