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Matt Grote

@dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social
6.3K followers 644 following 3.8K posts

Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician

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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 10h
Once again proof. This angle makes it look shallow but it makes my legs look dope, so. Lol. Granted I'm only getting just past 90deg, I have EDS and my joints collapse on an ass to grass in this range of motion. Call bullshit if you want, i will remain thicc. First two are intentional half reps.
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 10h
Once again leg day, hit a rep PR for 715lbs on hack squat for 10
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeti sighting
Gay guy back very zoomed inGay guy back but standing up
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yall your joy is reason enough. You don't need a grander purpose. You don't even have to be successful. Pursuit of happiness is the point.
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously for science I had to see what this looks like with a chest pump, what do yall think?
Gay guy pecsGay guy pecs some more
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Proof. Weights at end.
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's not that you should fear me for getting 1378lbs for 4x10 on leg press, it's that you should fear me for doing it immediately after a hill sprint HIIT session
A gay14 plates and 118lb sled and butt
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke up bara today I guess jfc
A blonde idiots big boobs
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just bummed myself out hard lookin at pictures of what i looked like before the accident
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Exhausted today but just managed to squeak out 4x8 on the 150s
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎵Back day pictures never do well🎵
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just reading something interesting on my phone
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway gay guy haircut power
Gay guy haircutStill gay guy haircut
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to be earnest on a thirst trap but I'm stronger than ever on most lifts and my chest numbers are creeping back up and it's really helping me feel a little hopeful in a pretty hopeless chapter for me
Some pig
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT'S SPOOKY SEASON BITCHES
Scary cat!!!
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone asked for video, as mentioned i make a lot more attempts than successful reps. Got just past parallel on about 4 of 10 on my last full set. That's my only goal, I have EDS so ass to grass depth isn't something I do heavy. Sue me if you want. Sped up the boring bits.
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got yelled at for using too many plates on leg day
Gay guy on wheels
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh fuck post engagement i like these too
How 2 be fat but jacked too
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi :3
A gay guy
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well that's a first
I broke a handle
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New vidya www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_BR...
youtube.com
Betty Boop Cartoons Were Nightmare Fuel
YouTube video by Willie Muse
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My incredibly talented manwife @williesillie2.bsky.social knitted this Link cap no pattern like can you believe omg also i took my shirt off
Gay guy in a link hat
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fell off a bench with an 80 lb dumbell on my chest lol
Dumb fag
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dog is normal
Normal dog
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're heavy but I'm strong
Gay guy who looks like he can beat you up
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cold is finally clearing up, giving it a day before I hit the gym so I can do this biceptember shit. I love to participate!!
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you go back in the closet you have to give the cum back
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still sick, haven't slept, feel insane, ask me secrets
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"You didn't even die." - @williesillie2.bsky.social every time i talk about that time I almost died but didn't do it good enough apparently
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having borne witness to the afterlife i can guarantee you the most important thing you can do is eat as much protein as possible
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sick of having a cold
Some bitch
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Being delusional is so important
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Cold Slaw @cookoutgay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best thing about talking to big muscle men is that inside some big muscle men is a big muscle friend
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only slept 4 hours for like the 9th day in a row, checking the Kalshi market odds on me having a breakdown
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The answer to this woulda been very different if you asked last year vs now lol
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doodle also doesn't skip leg day apparently
My little man :)
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here's what it looks like when I'm looking at you or to my right if you care
A gay
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck it here's my horse impression
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Signed up for a 5k on vacation like a psycho, really tried to full send it. Managed 26:47 which I'm not thrilled with but considering in heavy and haven't slept right in a week, not bad
Gay househorse
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I ate* *the cookies they left out at this party** **also someone walked in on me taking this
Some pig
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Only one guy grimaced at the scar, good work f*gs
Gay
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Time to bravely not have abs on fire island
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On gay guy island again this week lmk if you're there
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Officially topped out the belt squat at 1150lbs, if this gets fewer likes than my dumb AI sandwich post you're all bots
It's gay12 plates per side + 68lb sled. I rounded up, sue me
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Officially topped out the belt squat at 1150lbs, if this gets fewer likes than my dumb AI sandwich post you're all bots
It's gay12 plates per side + 68lb sled. I rounded up, sue me
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ask chatgpt to make you a sandwich. Still can't do it, can it? But it's going to change my life? Sure sweetie. Pass the ketchup.
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, I can lift my lats off my hips and look like a triangle or I can just leave em thick and square, i don't know if I have a point here
Triangle guyLumps guy
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know I've said it before but like how do I have this much definition with my bf% this high
Gay guyMore gay guy
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Why do you train chest so much" king needs his throne
Cat on a guySame shit
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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I like dropping hints that I almost died on leg day
Some pig
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