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Dana Qorson

@danaqorson.bsky.social
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Very Important PA for film and TV , Midwestern Los Angeles dweller, gold star yapper - she/her

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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jeers to myself for going from reading 50 books last year to only 5 so far this year.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cheers to The StoryGraph for being the only site that truly never logs me out.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sewing machines are creatures and they like to keep secrets.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I booted up the Sims 2 yesterday and it crashed after a couple hours which is probably for the best as I have this week off and I don't need to fall into that hole and spend 16 hours a day playing.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can either have 4 drinks and be sober as a judge, or be halfway into a canned vodka soda and stupidly tipsy, there is no in between and no way to guess what it's going to be.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Apparently it costs $900 to sell a handmade bag for $20 on the internet.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sewing can either go "the zipper is literally upside down and this seam is as crooked as the Nile but who cares, it's fine!" Or: "This tab is off by a single millimeter and now the whole thing needs to be thrown away.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I told myself I wasn't going to look at Christmas stuff this year until at least November 1st. So far I've succeeded as long as you don't count today.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In the post drinking water world we should be able to hunt anyone who defended generative AI for sport.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Love finding out about a local sports team even if I don't follow that sport because it's immediately like "yes that is My Favorite Team obviously." I don't watch hockey but I absolutely back the Los Angeles Kings.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
NO, I DON'T THINK IT IS.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Genuinely funny to me how my psychiatrist asked me how I was doing physically and I answered "I'm actually okay right now" only to spend the next half hour detailing all the ways I am not, in fact, physically okay.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sooo...we're all just gonna get drunk tonight, yeah? Feels like the move when we're all fucking powerless against the whims of the literal Devil.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Asking myself "are you in the right headspace to be listening to The National right now?"
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The internal conflict of wanting to send something funny to a friend but you're kind of miffed with them but don't want to explain to them why you're miffed because you might be overreacting in the first place.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Can't decide that because I put so much money into this project means I am required to finish it or that I'm a victim of the sunk cost fallacy. 🙃
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
OMG fuck you Adobe. Yeah sure please summarize this fucking *sewing pattern* for me.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I am being very bad at Library so far this year.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I once had a dream that I was secretly Batman but I couldn't go out crime fighting because I couldn't get anyone to cover my shifts at Joanns.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The president should be impeached and convicted, as should everyone responsible for these outrages. ICE should be disbanded. So should the Department of Homeland Security. And the people who have killed should be investigated and brought before judges and juries.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Doctor Odyssey's refusal to commit to the throuple was why it was canceled as far as I'm concerned.
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I wish I had a paper due tomorrow.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I don't like when a cat's name doesn't fit their vibe. "This is Sushi!" That cat is a Winston dammit.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
And that's 50. #2025reads
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have 10 hours to finish reading 172 pages to reach my goal of 50 books this year, which sounds easy if my attention span weren't fighting me tooth and nail.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When my roommate gets back in 4 days I have to convince her that we shouldn't move out of the apartment that I consider one of the luckiest things that's ever happened to me, wish me luck.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Creepypasta writers are also inherently the opposite of these AI 'artists'. "I used ChatGPT to write my story cause I had an idea but I'm not a writer." Neither were the majority of those people and they fucking did it anyway.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There has been a documentary about creepypastas lurking in my mind for years if I only got my shit together.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I open my screen door periodically throughout the day to let my cats out on the porch and every time I'm sure my neighbors hear snatches of my TV and think "Jesus she's watching that Baking Show *again*?"
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Oh ffs. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Atmospheric river drenches Los Angeles, triggers widespread flooding
By Steve Gorman LOS ANGELES, Dec 24 (Reuters) - Torrential rains drenched Southern California on Wednesday, unleashing widespread flash flooding as authorities urged motorists to stay off roads and
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Every quilting tutorial is like: "Listen we know people used to make massive, intricate quilts for centuries solely by handstitching but nowadays if you don't have these 15 insanely specific tools that are only used for quilting then your fabric will explode."
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
❤️ It's supposed to rain for Christmas ❤️
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie cause if it took place on any other day-" Okay but it takes place on Christmas. That's very much a part of the movie. It's, like, canon.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My Instagram algorithm has decided I need to see all the reels about Wisconsin and the Packers and every time someone talks it's like 'Op, there's the accent'. Hitting that nasal 'ah' in Wisconsin real hard.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
There's a dimension where Kamala won and The Umbrella Academy was good. We, however, ended up in The Bad Place.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Telling myself over and over again "I do not need the plaid Santa or angel from Michaels no matter how much they perfectly match my Christmas aesthetic or that I've been pining after them since last year. I do not need..."
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Unfortunately the most wonderful time of the year also means the return of these fucking things. I hate these gnomes.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Wonder if this means she regrets physically shoving me for no reason at the wrap party for Joy. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/m...
nytimes.com
Jennifer Lawrence Regrets Everything She’s Ever Said or Done
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Rereading an essay I wrote in college is like damn, I was good at that shit. No wonder one of my teachers wrote "I save your essays for last because they're always the most insightful."
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fun Fact about the Good Fortune movie: it paid the PAs who worked on it as little as "poor" Aziz Ansari's character gets paid in the story, meanwhile the actors and producers were making millions.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Was having a good day til I remembered I have no money. The ultimate mood killer.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Fuck Bill Maher, pandering centrist jackass.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'm getting two tattoos today so that should fix my whole life cause that's how they work.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'll pronounce 'basil' as 'baa-sul' when Paul Hollywood starts pronouncing 's'mores' right.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Seems like maybe the Help Palestinian Refugees button is broken on arab.org, but it's the only one not working for me...
arab.org
arab.org
arab.org aims to empower every person & every organization to do Good.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It wasn't until I had to drive someone from out of town that I realized what bad shape LA streets are in.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've accidentally made a Starfinder character that has a potential armor class of 27. That's a lot, fyi.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Trying not to buy all the fabric in my wishlist.
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Dana Qorson @danaqorson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Also, frankly, why doesn't the San Diego Zoo have chimps?? What self respecting zoo doesn't have chimps? And don't give me that 'we have bonobos' business.
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