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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the guy who didn’t tell anyone at the restaurant he owns about my catering order and almost left me with no food on my wedding day is running for state senate lmfao

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if black cats are bad luck then why does my heart feel so full of love when i see one

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ANUBIS: Why are you trying to enter 4011? Me: That's the code for bananas. They're usually much cheaper by weight than my heart. ANUBIS: Do you think this is helping?

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026

ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

do NOT let your husband learn how to cook. i ran out of cumin today making dinner and i asked my husband to give it a taste and let me know if it needed anything and the first thing this motherfucker says is “i feel like it needs more cumin”

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026

One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights. No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.

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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

don’t even need sound on to hear this video

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my shoulder hurt so badly this morning that i had a panic attack (boooo) but that finally made me do an urgent care visit and they immediately prescribed me muscle relaxers and steroids (yaaay) but the pharmacy is closed for labor day so i will have to suffer until tomorrow (boooooo 🍅)

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

you have the freedom not to love this country too. because a state is incapable in of feeling or returning love. your feelings otherwise are irrational. I appreciate and am grateful I was born in a safe, stable and affluent country. I don't love the USA. It certainly does not love me back.

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i was trying to figure out what to watch after finishing widow’s bay and honestly, i think what i really want is to rewatch the x-files or twin peaks or perhaps even my beloved fringe

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I love when my manager names names and tells me more than I should know about something, but my delight is always tempered by my horror. Like, girl, the ethics.

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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm the guy who writes the little M's on m&ms. The guy who writes the S's on skittles is my best friend and I want to kill him dead.

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Amazing piece about a very important person!!! I’ve been cooking @smittenkitchen.bsky.social recipes since I was allowed to cook on my own and I cannot emphasize enough how much the ease and success of those early recipes gave me the confidence to continue cooking. It’s still one of my great joys!

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"yeah man, I'm just a little tired"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026

At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

theonion.com

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 05/08/2026

do not fear it being so over. after all, if it were never over, we could never be so back

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."

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T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest · 05/08/2026

I've told this story before and I suppose now it's time to do it again. When I was in 9th grade, my English teacher was the elderly sort of man who always wore a gray flannel suit and had a cigarette before class and a cigarette at the end of class every period.

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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm

Katy perry trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/07/2026

In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why does the guy who joined the marines explicitly to kill people, worked as a mercenary for blackwater AFTER everyone knew blackwater was shady, and lied about his nazi tattoo get the benefit of the doubt when someone says he assaulted them? I’m genuinely curious.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

i will not forget the men who downplayed the earlier allegations of abuse against platner and said accepting them was just the price we had to pay to gain control of the senate. i hope they feel like fucking assholes.

politico.com

Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her

The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Re: Graham Platner, I felt like I was being punked when people acted like he wasn’t obviously dishonest and untrustworthy this entire time. Starting with the unbelievable defense of his tattoo, which I was shocked to see people fall for

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It’s a two-schism year! And we still have half the year left!!

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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

someone nearby caught a cat that looks an awful lot like my cat, but when i messaged them they said they lost him while trying to get him into a carrier and to the vet 😭

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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Me before clocking in at the getting pissed off factory

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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

At the Reflecting Pool and guys

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theyle gribble @gayladriel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

the guy who wrote the Backrooms script also wrote S4 E1 of Westworld, which immediately makes every bizarre plot choice in that movie make sense

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wizardry variants kib @kib.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I dare you to have a straight pride festival. I want to see that any of you are actually committed enough to the idea to have meetings about portapotty rentals.

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