Reposted by marthThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1761882364
Reposted by marthThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 182110292085
Reposted by marthNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162706593
Reposted by marthSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is an instant classic quote graphic 6948282
marth @garmarth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching hannibal (2013) for nth time… i love hannigram…. 020
marth @garmarth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s pretty good… not too sweet… next time will be coffee flan… i think i know how many scoops of coffee to put 020
Reposted by marthCiaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was wrong. It’s happening 222040242
marth @garmarth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I made custard without the caramel… it hasn’t finished cooling yet so i will only know tomorrow if it is good… 120
Reposted by marthJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3544931087
Reposted by marthleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 392368381
Reposted by marthBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell. 1265185657
Reposted by marthash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026love your friends, let your friends love you 1891472954
Reposted by marthash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026please turn off the lights on your way out 01293330
Reposted by marthComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#MondayMorning 511319
Reposted by marth🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?" 161292510
Reposted by marthMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026JCO is defending furries fyi 552418376
Reposted by marthderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today, I see angry young men online LARPing as Catholics, often for the aesthetic. They celebrate strength and hate the weak. The use slurs against the disabled and fantasize about enacting Crusader violence against their enemies. I wish the Pope would speak directly on this. 644289328
marth @garmarth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finished his path (p1) so i am checking… i want to replay it tbh… 120
Reposted by marthlarge language marge @mcdonalds.help · 26/09/2026it's kind of the dominant culture of text based social media. People who could read critically but prefer to offload the work of interpretation by skipping the article and going straight to the comments so they have a quick digest of what they should think about something 2444
Reposted by marthLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 24/09/2026This is absolutely deranged: Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground” 20689312
Reposted by marthDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people. 292001236
Reposted by marthEmily Grubert @gruberte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I’ve underestimated how radical it is to be an “actually, we don’t need more data” guy in the age of AI 329645
Reposted by marthTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/06/2025You have your ducks in a ROW? Just one row? I have my ducks in a bunch of rows and columns. A whole excel spreadsheet of ducks. Grow up. Get it together. 1218243
Reposted by marthustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m so fucking sick of the pretending these are rational agents with free will 17920
Reposted by marthshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3369151788
Reposted by marthJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026using a payday loan to buy an unregistered security as god intended 1579596
Reposted by marthCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME, LYING: why would i lie to you? 637430
Reposted by marthJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad. 8246731170
Reposted by marthweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106672526
Reposted by marthSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026assert dominance by tossing it at the boss 120921
Reposted by marthSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026boss makes a dollar, i make a dime that's why i toss the durian on company time 2969
Reposted by marthAlison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now 41298226
Reposted by marthjuno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 25/09/2026It looks like what they would give to a bear at the zoo for their birthday. 1725257
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
![A comic in four post it notes about my habit of being too formal in emails I send for the library. In the first panel I am writing an email and saying "Dear colleagues, would you be so kind as to send us an article from the journal of [...] With utmost respect and-". In the second panel a new mail arrives with a little ping. In the third panel the library has replied: "Hi! Sure, here's the PDF :). Best, John." . In the fourth panel I look in horror at the mail and say: "I USED TOO MUCH FRENCH KEIGO AGAIN!!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7mwv6f6sh6clwvc4ah46lp6/bafkreian52hxcutp7m5yc6evoro6psfpzxgz2b3n5tqhw4x6c2gscy4swq)