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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Mario owns Hogwarts Legacy but not Celeste. transphobic cunt
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 16/09/2026
Finally, Low Poly Prairie Dog is forever...
In the center of the image is a very low-resolution prairie dog in all of its low-resolution glory.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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SARDINE @kjr0313.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-co…
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 01/08/2026
🌐 Happy World Wide Web Day! Created by Sir Tim Berners-Lee in 1989, the World Wide Web transformed how we share knowledge online. In 2025, Sir Tim was honored as an Internet Archive Hero Award recipient for his lasting impact on the web. More 👇 blog.archive.org/2025/11/05/c... #WorldWideWebDay
Headshot of Sir Tim Berners-Lee.
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
starting a collection of quotes like this
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André "Normal" Alessi @andrealessi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Baby YouTube Why you're bad at jingling keys
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Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 @herheim731.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
#Thegreataceattorney #TGAA "Ryutaro Naruhodo" & Haori Murasame
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hot take: if you don’t want to see the Andy Serkis Lord of the Rings movie because of Serkis’ rancid vibes; the animated LOTR: War of the Rohhirrim movie that nobody saw was actually good and textually about how women’s contributions to history are often erased to venerate men.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/07/2026
leftists: read theory liberals: watch West Wing guy who fell in a big puddle on his way here: [squelchsquelchsquelch] aughck.., my shooes, my stupid wet shoes..
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
2047. A man in a HAZMAT suit walks in from the rain and says "the phosphoric rain is really bad today..." He turns his back to reveal sizzling fabric and says "it nearly ate through my hyper HAZMAT suit." His partner, sporting a mohawk, leather collar and VR goggles says "all we ever talk about is the weather." He winces and asks "are we a boring couple?"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Chewbacca and Han with a speech bubble coming from Chewbacca
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey stands in front of an ATM in a gas station/convenience store. The screen on the ATM reads: Please wait… Panel 2: the screen reads: CURRENT ACCOUNT BALANCE: 4 raspberries. It also displays a little picture of a raspberry. The monkey looks very pleased and is making a casual celebratory hand gesture 🤙 with both hands.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died
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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 13/06/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dexter from Dexters Laboratory asking Adrian Chiles to stunt on these hoes
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Tran Nguyen @mynameistran.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"X-23," acrylic & colored pencil on paper, 14.5"x10.5" (original art currently on auction - facebook.com/groups/mtgartmarket/permalink/4615800238650159). Auction ends Monday, June 15th at 10pm EST. Here is my newest @wizards_magic painting for the UB: Marvel set! AD Colin Boyer. #mtg #marvel #x23
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 08/06/2026
Happy 71st Birthday, Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web!
Happy 71st Birthday, Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Jesse Pinkman carries a sketchbook and says "Yo Mr. White." He opens the book proudly and says "I drew us as Sonic O.C.s" Walt leans in intensely and utters "Jesse..."
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My controversial yet brave take- I want Soulslikes as a genre to retire for good
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DiscussingFilm posting on twitter saying: "Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever. He is only 2 years old."
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest In Power
Panels from Persepolis where the morality police stop her for running and say it makes her behind look “obscene” and she screams “WELL THEN DON’T LOOK AT MY ASS”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular theonion.com/black-neighborhood-dem…
Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular
Not Much Of Anything To Take Place Of Homes, Businesses

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A furry in a full fursuit waves goodbye to their friends and says "had a great time at this year's furcon." They ride the subway home. An onlooker is amused. They open the door to their apartment and take off their head. Underneath is a real dog. The dog says "I don't know how much longer I can keep living this lie."
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belladona 🎃 @donav.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Blackbird" - personal work, inspired by my hometown. Blackbirds are my favourite - they sing so beautifully. #blackbird #birds #dandelion #art #DigitalArt
A male blackbird with its beak open standing among yellow dandelions.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 18/05/2026
Nintendo issued a formal apology for a controversial 1997 GamePro ad calling readers fuck faces if they didn’t play Donkey Kong Land III. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Nintendo Apologizes For 1997 GamePro Ad That Called You A Complete Fuck Face If You Didn’t Play Donkey Kong Land III.
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
my sister is having a graduation ceremony today and i will now have to act like I'm emotional for normal reasons and not because I read "Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers” and laughed so hard i cried
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A brown and white bunny wears a plastic lid like a helmet, captioned "intelligence -7, armor +4."
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dalia☕️🍂 comms open! @cozydalia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/05/2026
I saw “cortisol-reducing water” at the supermarket today
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 16/05/2026
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse
Office of the First Lady @FLOTUS @MELANIATRUMP announced the expansion of the @WhiteHouse honey program with the addition of a newly installed and fully functioning beehive on the South Lawn.
Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful, new hive will add two new bee Show moreOpen Source Intel • @Osint613• 
A massive swarm of bees descended on the White House grounds.Edward Lawrence © @EdwardLawre.. •8h
The dots here are a swarm of bees on the North Lawn of the White House. There are thousands of them right now. #Bees #WhiteHousePatriotTakes
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Trump swats away a "viscous bee." Why is he trying to harm one of Melania's White House bees?
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A picture of a man with frizzy hair looking at you
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