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Diana AKA Tau

@garbados.myatproto.social
154 followers 143 following 640 posts

Performer, poet, programmer, and persistent problem presiding over Portland. Widely believed to be not of this Earth.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/10/2026
“We cannot save the tent without people intent on destroying it” as they continue to ouster the people who require the tent’s shelter most urgently is exactly what’s been preventing these chucklefucks from ever winning a single permanently enshrined political victory for our entire fucking lives
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Here's a thought I'm having today. One of the reasons so many of us are ready to give our jobs away to AI is because we know they have always been bullshit jobs. For a long time now, we've been inventing jobs for people to do because we still require everybody to have a job to survive.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 17/10/2026
I actually just think libertarians are children.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
“socialism or barbarism” is truly a prompt with an undefeated track record of inspiring people to realize socialism is the w- no, sorry, i’m hearing barbarism is in fact quite popular among the barbarians
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
"what the fuck is poetry" i ask, shaking the slam judges. "WHAT THE FUCK IS POETRY" i scream for three minutes. the judges write on whiteboards: eight point five, six point eight, seven point seven, nine point one, ten
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
when my enemies call me a monster they invite me to draw out their fear. when my enemies admit what they fear they gift me my means.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
recent reviews of my poetry: - "if you tried to persuade me you weren't from the future, i wouldn't believe you" - "i fear you are twenty-eight steps ahead of the rest of us" - "bitch when is your book coming out"
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
No search results found for "blobhajj" :(
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
the cloutsiders
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
the hungry hungry games
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
them: do you have any plans this weekend? me:
http://olanmeows.com olan_meows on ig pic of a pug eating cheese
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You dare challenge me?"
A black-and-white cat stands upright on his hind legs on an ironing board, with his tongue slightly sticking out.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By Luce Bahzi
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
people love to say they're actually an artistic genius and chatgpt is just helping them realize their inherent talents, but if that was true then they'd be able to tell that all their art looks like dogshit and correct the extremely obvious mistakes the AI made. but they aren't, and they don't
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
when you verbally abuse the toaster, you habituate verbal abuse. it's that simple. of course the toaster doesn't have feelings to hurt, but maybe don't teach your body that verbal abuse is an appropriate response to stress. sorry to take the toaster's side this time 😩
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
working for a government from the postcapitalist decolonized future means having to ask anarchists “what the fuck is a government anyway”
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
pepto abysmal. is this anything? THE ABYSS, STARING BACK: no. try again
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
paggot (gay pagliaci, derogatory but i’m reclaiming it)
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
so i thought, instead of being performative, what if i became a performer?
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
i come back to this thought every day. the survival mechanism of a social species is its sociality. that is, mainly, empathy and cooperation. if anti-social behavior eclipses your survival mechanism, bruh, you don’t survive. fix your hearts or go extinct
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
“bill clinton is gavin newsom’s 2028 spirit animal” is in itself a carrier of fatal psychic damage. fortunately i executed a perfect parry, and now gavin newsom is dead in real life 😌
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
left
some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
me
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Me, planning an evening together: Say we meet at 6, or 7? My friend, a fellow elder millenial: Yeah 6 is cool The zeitgeist lurking, vibrating with nervous energy: say it say it say it goddamnit say it say six sev- Me: I love being too old to care if I’m hip or relevant.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/10/2026
I believe it is good to be polite to robots not because they have consciousness (they do not) but because it is bad for the soul to let oneself become a vehicle for cruelty, even if directed at inanimate objects.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
it's pretty cool that, rather than the gerontocracy allow its elderly to die when their bodies fail, it turns their rotting corpses into shuddering totems because allowing vessels of imperial power to actually perish would be, yknow, disruptive
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026
Real fuckin minefield for sexual assault survivors lately huh.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I think I found the secret to taming my hair: a couple drops of rosemary oil.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
good hair day. hi
Me, brown hair, kinda flirty smirk, ska gf plaid shirt tied underbust. Mild cleavage.
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I am too ancient to have to explain to you why it grosses me out that my profession now hinges on dudes selling subscriptions to something they love marketing as a boxed person who can’t say no.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dude, why are you doing so much

sorry man, im bipolar

oh, well i mean

love is love
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A systematic, critical understanding of history, especially the long history of technically skilled people either being used by elites or being blinded by their own high modernist ideology to do incredible harm, should in my opinion be a requirement of any technocratic profession
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
turns out guns DO kill people. but like, specifically the gun, and not whoever was wielding it
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
I started using #Anisota to peruse bsky and honestly it is so much calmer and pleasant. Magical forest walk tbh
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
“You’re glowing!” “Thanks~ It’s the radiation~” Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s a Maybelline Reactor.
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ODB @obitron.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
a lot of white queers don't understand what whiteness is, and that makes much of their interactions with queer folk of color suck, so I'll explain a little. The two facets of whiteness that are most important in this context are that it is a social and legal exemption from racial oppression.
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Blaine @blaine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so exciting. I say that as someone building what would have historically been seen as a "competitive" product. Instead, we're building on shared foundations. Our shared goals are measured in terms of our communities' collective well-being. 💖
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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Diana AKA Tau @garbados.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
Logging into mastodon dot social in 2017 and realizing, oh. Social media is just code, and networks, and -- nothing we can't do ourselves. Sure, "ourselves" means "the priest-scholars of various cuneiforms", but we don't have to wait on gods to intervene.
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