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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Definitely a Russian ASS!
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey baby, wake up, I made you a pop tart.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So true 👇 😂
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😩😩😩
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
stretched my arms and both of my knees popped
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
now, now, there's no cause for optimism
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go bog witch or go crone
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
[Whispering] Do Androids Dream of Killing us in our Sleep?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The collective ignorance of MAGA, a cult that mindlessly repeats whatever they've been told by liars—and knows no actual history.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
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Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local teens observed this weekend that their math teacher’s duplex was too depressing to TP...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was lying in bed thinking about money last night, as one does, and comparing my joe job's salary to my basic monthly expenses, and I genuinely don't know how people who live alone can save money in this city without living like a monk who has decided to become the most emblematic monk in history.
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Michael Arias @michaelarias.net · 22/09/2026
Maybe I’m just showing my age, but I still think these films are unsurpassed.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta say, when this season started, I didn't anticipate having to emotionally choose between "Blue Jays don't go the playoffs" or "Blue Jays claw their broken corpses to the playoffs only to then likely watch their pitchers' arms fall off one by one."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎯🎯
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
normally you’d have to clockwork orange me to get me to watch anything about elon musk but i admit i’m intrigued
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift theonion.com/struggling-americans-f…
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift
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Mike Dimmick @mikedimmick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Newspaper journalists are expected to put out dozens of articles per day. They readily regurgitate press releases as a source of content. Nick Davies described this in his book "Flat Earth News" over a decade ago. Nearly two decades in fact. He called it "churnalism"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/08/2026
Surviving on the ability to blur my eyes and keep scrolling
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Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is groceries are apparently not safe to eat anyway.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Remember when they sold us the slogan, "Go paperless, save trees, save the planet"? Now we've gone digital, and it's consuming enormous amounts of water, destroying ecosystems, harming bees, and contributing to environmental damage on a scale paper never did.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Playing in our faces
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/08/2026
Make sure you throw one lol in there for plausible deniability
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
“While I did several monologues in voiceover claiming that sea lions have a quiet majesty, they are actually just stinky, slippery wet dogs with fins that are mediocre at best” — David Attenborough
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David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals
LONDON—Acknowledging that the sea mammals were far from being “awe-inspiring, beautiful creatures or a splendor of nature,” an embarrassed David Attenborough finally admitted this week to exaggerating...
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow theonion.com/tearful-mark-zuckerber…
Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
‘You Must Go Now,’ CEO Tells His Flailing Virtual Double
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/08/2026
The scorpion and the frog was written about my family specifically
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/08/2026
They should make a surprise after 40 that's good
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Mr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We didn't have a problem with the food supply when we had undocumented immigrants.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I sure hope Canada is prepared to bring said booze bans back when Trump inevitably threatens tariffs again five minutes later because he has the reliability and mental stability of a squirrel on cocaine www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Canada prepared to halt booze bans, meet other U.S. demands in exchange for tariff relief: sources | CBC News
The Canadian government is preparing to meet some U.S. demands — including ending bans on American alcohol sales — as trade talks heat up ahead of the latest tariff deadline, according to sources.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 04/08/2026
“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada
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“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada
MONTREAL - Pornhub owner Aylo has disclosed the top search term on the website for the first half of 2026: “Buying things and actually getting to own them,” with the popularity of the search increasin...
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/08/2026
Welcome to middle age. You now have a special space between your teeth that can fit an entire meal
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/08/2026
Climate crisis: Popsicle consumption no longer looks erotic
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Climate crisis: Popsicle consumption no longer looks erotic
“I never thought of myself as a public popsicle eater, but now I’m double fisting just to get a few minutes of relief. The only guy to approach me just wanted to know where I bought them, there wasn’t...
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/07/2026
Let's remember some Baseball Injuries! I'll go first: Glenallen Hill having a nightmare about spiders that was so bad he fell out of bed and through a glass table
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seriously though this poll makes no sense. 100% of MAGA voters would support a candidate accused of sexual assault. That’s literally the definition of a MAGA voter.
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Dr. K @katekaynak.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Data Centers are not "job creators." They are resource extractors, siphoning off our water and power.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What sucks about this real life version of Oregon Trail, where we all eventually die of preventable diseases or shitting our guts out, is that we won’t be alive to make clever gravestones for ourselves.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026
A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family
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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog @nsiabblog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel attacked #booksky
You’re doing a lot of scrolling for someone who has a book to read
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21/07/2026
If she doesn't laugh when you ask the car next to you for some grey poupon, she's too young for you bro
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