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Saving my first skeet for something special

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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Cool Runnings
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(Todd) Gray of Sunshine @grendelred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm not the only one that sees it, right?
From Bewitched, the "alien dogs" are Alpha and Orvis from the Season 4 episode "Samantha's Secret Saucer".
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
mother tell your children not to walk my way
monty python ministry of funny walks
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Now that she’s married, everyone is gonna know she’s not a virgin anymore.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“‘My daddy died for that flag!’ Really? I bought mine.” -Bill Hicks
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You forgot one
A promo picture for the documentary “Raul Julia The World’s a Stage”. It has Raul Julia in a suit and tie with his hands in his pockets.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s one way to desecrate the flag
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Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if you read nothing else from rodger sherman in your entire life please read these paragraphs from the end of his newsletter, possibly the most important paragraphs anyone has ever written about Team USA
Throughout these Olympics, people asked me why I was cheering for Team USA at this bleak moment in American history. I get it! Our government is a nightmare, causing endless harm internationally and at home. Abroad, they’re picking needless fights with our closest allies — remember what I said about Donald Trump reposting AI-generated videos of himself punching imaginary Canadians in the face? And domestically, they’re building camps for immigrants, and sending masked goons to brutalize and occasionally murder our neighbors in our streets.

So yeah. It felt weird being patriotic during these Olympics. Many Team USA athletes said so themselves. 

But America is so much bigger than Donald Trump and his evil government.  

The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.

There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. There’s a reason Trump and his administration didn’t celebrate most of Team USA’s wins. (Except the men’s hockey team. I wonder why...) The bigots in charge of our country like to claim that our diversity makes us weaker. Every two years, Team USA proves otherwise at the Olympics. Americans of every race, every background, and every orientation show that they can work together to become the best in the world. 

This year’s Team USA featured all sorts of Americans this administration hates. While this administration tries to demonize immigrants and forcibly remove them from our country, nearly one-fifth of Team USA were immigrants or the children of immigrants, like naturalized citizen Kaillie Humphries and first-generation American Alysa Liu. While this administration cracks down on LGBTQ+ rights, Team USA had Hilary Knight getting engaged to Brittany Bowe before winning a gold medal. While this administration tries to reimagine America as a white ethnostate, Team USA had Black gold medalists like Elana Meyers Taylor and Laila Edwards. I could keep going. 

Watching Team USA have their best Winter Olympics ever was a much-needed reminder of all the reasons we can’t give up on this whole America thing. The Trump administration is the worst of us. Team USA is the best of us. Why on earth would we let the worst thing about our country dampen our love for the best things about our country?
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NOPE
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 30/06/2026
"I'm still on my first chance!"
Harvey Epstein
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/06/2026
FUN MOVIE FACT: your eyes did not deceive you if thought a key location from MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) looked familiar! It's appeared in many classic Hollywood films for decades. True fans of cinema recognize it immediately as: "The Ocean."
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A picture of Geoffrey from “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” looking sad. In the top right corner is the nick@nite logo. In red letters on the left side of the screen it says “shame of a nation” and on the right side, it says “The Geoffrey Butler Story” in white lettering.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There was a clip earlier this year of a reporter asking him whether he was going to bring back the tradition of NYC mayors jumping into the pool to open the summer season and before he even answered you could see his eyes light up like “yes i will 1000 percent be doing that”
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Reached for comment, Vanilla Ice said, “Yo let’s get out of here. Word to ya mother.”
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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The Longest Yard: Oh, My Balls!
Alt: The Longest Yard: Oh, My Balls!
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I like to hustle ahead of my wife while saying “let me get that for you” and then trigger the doors with my foot… cause I’m a gentleman and chivalry isn’t dead.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In Legally Blonde when the witness claims “Chuck is just a friend” and man from the audience curses him and storms out… that audience man wasn’t scripted. It was just a comedian that happened to be there and did it and the director liked it and put it in the movie. (Thank you DVD commentary)
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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I Volunteer as Tribute - Hunger Games
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Raising this proudly to the first picture
A right hand with two fingers raised but slightly bent at the knuckle, making the hand appear like a claw.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So this is what it feels like to have my quote stolen without proper credit.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One the one hand they gave us The Wiggles and Bluey to help guide our children. On the other hand, Rupert Murdoch is guiding our elderly.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Guy at work caught on Reddit, convinces boss he’s actually working“
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The only time I’ve heard a human talk about him was at a family function and a 12 yr old kept trying to get all the uncles to watch the YouTube videos. So I’m assuming you’re not hanging out with the right age group.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
5 years from now, many of those guys will be entering their prime.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to Knicks fans. To the state of New York, y’all be safe out there. The Purge is now in effect and all crime will be legal for the next 12 hours.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All my errant shots come from tomfoolery
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I knew this and forgot to ask my source if the cousin made the move when sochan got sent to NY.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
naming my fists Mr Rogers and Ms Rachel
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I see a worm telling someone how bloated he is.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You will NOT be paid a pittance. You will be paid your worth! When you walk into that interview, they will see PRIDE. They will see POWER.
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Cool Runnings: Pride and Power
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The lack of context is what helps me to know that Magic Johnson didn’t post from your account.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Can we just agree that the first one didn’t count? Just for funsies?
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Not obscure enough. That man done shot himself out of obscurity.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
absolutely no way this is true (a gas station where gas is under $3 right now)
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Would you settle for Richards, Ritchies?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not
A blonde dachshund head sticking out of a bag on a train . The dog is very alert A brunette dachshund on a train staring back out of a houndstooth purse. The dog is giving a sideeye at the other dog
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Is this a picture from the Boy in the Bubble tv movie? Also, is that John Travolta inside that bubble?
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nah… go!
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Awww man, I don’t know if I’m happy that I know 1 thing more about the project than anyone else, or guilty that I got you to drop 1 bit of info. Either way, I swear I was gonna get a buzzer beater purchase but since you were kind enough to share, I gotta buy now.
A screenshot of a receipt for a purchase for a secret project from Shea Serrano.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m just curious who did the artwork
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’ll allow it, but also I’m ready to change opinions if I found out he’s not cool with it.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m saying it out of jealousy.
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Simpsons Nerd Yelling Meme
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
No results found for "i'm a Grogu not a Shogu".
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Felipe @felipevinha.com.br · 15/05/2026
O vídeo já é bom mas nada te prepara pro final
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dear Cavs, you’re down 10+ points in the fourth. If you wanna win, bench Harden and put in Josh Smith and Corey Brewer. Just trust me on this.
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@reY0uSure?
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