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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/10/2026

If I were a banker you are not getting a business loan from me to start a company called Industrial Light and Magic

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/10/2026

New York's hottest club is...

Sign in my hotel that reads:
LAUNDRY LINELOUNGE
OPEN 24 HOURS

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 28/09/2026

In order to do a thing that's never, ever going to happen, SpaceX first has to do a thing that NASA did over half a century ago.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 25/09/2026

After a good night's rest to ponder this behavior I'm now near certain this guy was, in fact, Doug Ellin.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 24/09/2026

Guy next to me on this flight spent 45 minutes watching a video podcast interview with Doug Ellin, then immediately opened the HBO app and started season 1 episode 1 of Entourage.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 22/09/2026

Give a man a hotdog, feed him for a day. Teach a man to hotdog, he'll get sponsored by Red Bull.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 19/09/2026

(posting from my alt, Cig Ads That Go Hard) "oooooooh shit, shots fired!" *four days later* "Cigarette Ads That Go Hard never intended to to create controversy or imply in any way that the attacks of September 11th were justified OR the result of cigarettes. Please accept our deepest apologies."

A cigarette ad from 1988 in a print magazine that features a NY skyline predominately featuring the twin towers. In the foreground, with a bit of Hobbit-esque forced perspective photography, a pack of "SUPERKINGS" cigs are standing proud. Bot the cigs and the towers are cast in a golden sunset glow.
The ad text reads:
"There are kings. And there are SUPERKINGS.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 17/07/2026

Sorry, trying to delete...

Looming, menacing Michelin Man asking "Do you wanna know how I got these stars?"

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 17/09/2026

I've been training this cat to do the John Lennon Walk for 2 years and you just... tweeted it out

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 17/09/2026

I've been training this cat to do the John Lennon Walk for 2 years and you just... tweeted it out

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 17/09/2026

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to pay $11 for a gallon of gasoline.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 16/09/2026

The ABC copter team covers the tragic crash and death of the NBC copter team. There's probably some specific Latin or German philosophy term for this kind of situation where the tool that caused the tragedy is also the best tool for learning about the tragedy, but I'm just gonna call it "fucked up."

Screen grab from ABC broadcast coverage. Chyron: THREE DEAD AFTER NEWS HELICOPTER CRASHES IN LOS ANGELES

It's a shot of the flaming remains of a mangled helicopter next toa shipping container. The POV is clearly aerial from the ABC news helicopter.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 15/09/2026

Time to share the absolute goat Please Don't Destroy sketch youtube.com/shorts/4ljuE...

youtube.com

Playing the new Shailene game (2021)

YouTube video by please don't destroy

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 12/09/2026

My singular goal this holiday season is to finally get a pic of the Glendale Police bear cat that drives around with Santa sticking out the top portal while waving at kids like a beauty queen.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 12/09/2026

I am begging video podcasts to find any other background aesthetic. There are so many talented designers and art directors you can hire instead of doing this.

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lol at this guy who has spent years starting every letterboxd review of a billy crystal movie lamenting his death

The death of Billy Crystal made this film a hard watch today, but according to his character Buddy Young Jnr, his career had been dead for years.

Mr. Saturday Night was Crystal's directorial debut back in

The death of Billy Crystal had all of us Western fans lamenting the fact that the New York City born actor had only made two films in our beloved genre, but what an impact he left. City Slickers from 1991 was the shot in the arm the genre needed

The death of Billy Crystal didn't come as much of a shock to most people, he's been dead inside for years, ever since he stopped presenting The Oscars in fact, but can anyone tell me the last good movie he starred in? America's Sweethearts from

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 11/09/2026

Up late browsing Marketplace. Might go bake an American flag cake later if I don't win this.

Football jersey
Name - BIN LADEN
Number - 911

Jersey autographed by Robert O'Neill (The Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden'
$85 marked down from $100

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 09/09/2026

Watching some pro fellas on this crisp(y) summer night

My view fromjust outside 1st base of the Dodgers hosting the Reds

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/09/2026

I ask, who amongst us has not used a port-o-john in a random driveway and blamed it on coastal flood risks?

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/09/2026

Latest sewing project: I ordered a sick Ben Davis workwesr crewneck off eBay (I grew up in the Bay Area) but turns out the "XL" was sized for a different market and thus far too small for me. So... I turned it into a crop for my wife. Happy with the results and jealous it was never gonna fit me.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 06/09/2026

I'm sorry to say that David Zaslav and other studio execs are not going to learn the proper lesson that withholding a film for a write-off is bad. They will attribute the film's success to the genius idea of creating false scarcity that generated free marketing.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 03/09/2026

I need the younger generation managers in my leagues to get their shit together this is unacceptable

< hey are u interested in a 30 team, real salary, startup? $100 buy in

> I'm already in 5 of them lol ï'm good thank you though

< those are small numbers! step it up!
this 2026 class deserves its own statup
btw!

> Substituting "30 Team Real Salary
Dynasty leagues" for "Candles" in the
dril tweet.
Please help me budget this my family is dying.

< sorry i dont understand but thanks lol

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/09/2026

Film tax credits are a band-aid solution that will fail without a follow-up plan. Just ask Michigan, Louisiana and Georgia how the one-step plan worked out for them. Producing studios will always seek the cheaper market while you race to the bottom with subsidies. Also, this is embarrassing.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 01/09/2026

I mostly enjoyed Widow's Bay but the episode directed by Ti West was such trash it nearly stopped me from watching the rest of the season.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 26/08/2026

An odd, chromatically specific sequence in my career

Four sequential credits in my filmography that all feature posters with RED, WHITE, BLACK color palette: The Accursed, Hell's Kitchen, The Company You Keep, Love Is Blind

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 25/08/2026

Everyone's always telling me this

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 23/08/2026

Cosign a lot of this, especially the lighting compromises made from adding 2nd and 3rd cameras before lighting the shot. Traditionally, block the scene, set the lens, light the shot, THEN add additional cameras AS NEEDED. Now the common expectation is to add a 2nd and 3rd lens from the jump.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 21/08/2026

Karen Bass bravely takes a stand against the Dodgers and Lakers, proclaiming them "unnecessary and redundant" then leaving before reporters could ask questions.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 18/08/2026

That one homie in the friend group who insists on croutons for a pizza topping

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 16/08/2026

I rewatched Reno 911! on Prime Video and it's really wild how random episodes will be unnecessarily cropped into 16x9 ratio from the original 4:3. All of season 1 = Cropped. Then season 2 is like one in every 3 is cropped while the others are in native 4:3. Who made this decision?

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 16/08/2026

Unfortunate to discover that the California MyFirstEV program is fully dependant on manufacturers and dealerships opting in. Abolish dealerships. Forget making this a dealer rebate. Make it a tax deduction or independent rebate. It's paid for by CA tax dollars so why are we beholden to dealers?

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 12/08/2026

Gonna knock out 20 push-ups before my annual physical like brushing extra hard before a dental cleaning. That'll do it. Fooled 'em again.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 08/08/2026

"You made a sex movie with no sex." *longest pause imaginable* (two octaves lower) "Whhhhhhhhy?"

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 05/08/2026

We now go live to footage of the event

Silent film "A Trip to the Moon"
Good ol moon with a stinkin' rocket stickstuck in it's eye.

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Jeff Steck @jefstec.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

A hoodie with a special pocket for your backup pizza, patented yesterday. US 12121091

Patent drawing of a hoodie with a central V-shaped chest pocket and a pizza slice being inserted into the pocket.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 29/07/2026

You are live on air giving a meteorological report, looking good as hell in your Rx Meta Pervert Glasses. Top of the world. Everyone respects you.

Lee Goldberg on ABC NEWS wearing those dumb ass meta specs

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 25/07/2026

I need everyone to understand this means Netflix made at least one 35mm print of The Rip!

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 24/07/2026

I have an odd feeling we're gonna find out in the next year that someone connected to LeBron's inner circle or Klutch Sports bought in on the 76'ers Vegas odds before he announced this decision.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 23/07/2026

This Christmas... Tiny Tim DOES die.

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Andrew Cinema @andrewcinema.com · 22/07/2026

OK... why does @recursionpharma.bsky.social have nearly the same logo as my union/guild @icglocal600.bsky.social ??

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