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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's so hard to know the right thing to say when a dear friend loses a spouse to illness, but I can tell you one thing for sure: it is not "Keep Calm and Chive On"

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"...and then I thought, well, what if a frog had wings? Then it certainly wouldn't bump its ass a-hoppin'."

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Right. It still seems bad that we're moving into the "scheduled livestreamed execution" arena though. Like I agree with you 100% but it still seems worth noting that we've gone from "STOP RECORDING OR I'LL ARREST YOU" to "Tune in to Kick on Nov. 20 at 6 pm CST if you wanna see some shit"

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is your yearly reminder to watch the THEATRICAL CUT of Exorcist III, NOT the Director's Cut, because somehow against all odds the studio-mandated reshoots actually made it significantly better.

The Brittany Broski / Kombucha Girl meme where she first makes a sour face and then an intrigued face.
Sour face caption: The studio is ordering a bunch of last-minute reshoots where your main antagonist will be mostly played by a different actor
Intrigued face caption: It's Brad Dourif

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fine, if you want our crops to stop yielding and next year's harvest season to suck absolute ass

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Em D C I ain't ever gonna let some transphobe punk Clap his pervert eyes on my kid's junk What's wrong with you? Just let 'em play sports Keep your goddamn hands away from their shorts G D Keep on rockin' in the free world C C Em

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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We need to punish them all. Every last one. And we need to turn the page on @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social leadership because he doesn't have the stones or the sense to do what needs to be done.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm reading a different short horror story every day for the entire month of October. Send me your recommendations, especially if they are available for free online.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can't believe he got the real Ed Sheeran for this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl3_...

Bibi addresses UN

YouTube video by Joe

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And this is an El Niño year, which means most of the major storm activity has been shunted to the Pacific. I shudder to think what the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico will look like in the forthcoming summers once El Niño is gone. Particularly since I live just outside of Houston.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tomorrow some Trump underling will say "He didn't mean that, what he actually meant was (less outrageous thing)" after which Trump will say "No, I meant race war, I love race war" and the press corps will once again act gobsmacked with no clue how to cover this extremely precedented behavior.

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

doc, you gotta help me, she gave me the love squirts real bad

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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The really smart, canny thing about this move is that it will gain her no allies, alienate her potential supporters, and her opponents will still claim she wants to trans up all the babies. Her consultants who advised her to do this really don't get paid enough, quite frankly.

Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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An especially disgusting betrayal. This ghoul is a pediatrician.

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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Weird day yesterday. Had to go to urgent care with sudden, excruciating tendinitis in my hand. Then, last night while we were asleep, a raccoon got into the damn house.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Warning: this story contains graphic details of her rape. It should be noted that her opponent, Republican Rep. Hamadeh, is currently going to bat for convicted rape fugitives the Tate brothers.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the presidential immunity case, the court considered a hypothetical of a president ordering Navy Seals to assassinate an American political rival. Trump's lawyer argued unambiguously yes, since it'd be an "official act." The Roberts Court ruled in his favor, 6-3. Why wouldn't Trump believe this?

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a little louder for the cheap seats in the back

One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remain skeptical of people who say having a child is an experience that is good for you because we all watched John Mulaney remain glowing and youthful through years of coke abuse and then age 15 years the second he brought a child into this world, like some kind of parenthood Dorian Gray

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Man the early days of 23AndMe were wild. You'd send in some blood to try and find your heritage and wind up solving a decades-old string of murders. Oh look at that, honey, I'm 89% Dutch and my Uncle Joe is the Golden State Killer.

Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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The entire liberal election straggety is to tell conservatives how smart and rational and correct they are, and to tell progressives and marginalized people how stupid and irrational they are, and somehow this will get both groups to vote Democrat.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

PRODUCER: I'm sorry, but this script isn't what we're looking for. We're looking for more "elevated horror" right now. WRITER: Well, the monster actually represents grief. PRODUCER: The monster is a werewolf who tears a waitress' tits off. WRITER: Right. PRODUCER: And? WRITER: And that's very sad.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pee-yew! This guy stinks!

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1 am disappointed in Tom Morello, and I feel really let down by someone I've looked up to, who I thought understood the difference between intent and impact at the moment that mattered most.
But l've been thinking about it, and the band was called Rage Against The Machine, not Vote Like Your Life And The Lives Of Every Vulnerable Person In Your Country Depend On It Against The Machine, so I guess this is really on me.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

MODS: Your account has been banned for telling multiple people "I'm going to impale you on my dick like I was the Shrike slamming you onto the Tree of Pain" ME: Well, folks, it finally happened: I got canceled for being too literary.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

MONSTER: (slouching toward me from the darkness) ME: You're not scary. You're just a metaphor for grief. MONSTER: No I'm not. I'm an old-fashioned blood-and-guts monster. ME: Where did you come from? MONSTER: Your grandparents' old luggage. ME: Grief. MONSTER: Come on man, just cry or something

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dating app just served me up a lady wearing a wedding dress in her pfp 👍

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If it all seems a little samey, that's kind of the point, at least to me. The songs are distinct but they definitely flow into one another smoothly to make a unified experience. Ever since it came out in 2022 it has been one of my must-listens every spooky season. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAe0...

Just Mustard - Seed (Official Audio)

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't know how they're getting these noises out of the guitar. This album is like two bands in one: you're getting the haunting vocals and shrieking guitar blasts of a shoegaze band paired with the dark, droning rhythm section of a post-punk act. It works so well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGq...

Just Mustard - In Shade (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Just Mustard

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want to share a perfect October album with you. It is Just Mustard's Heart Under. This album, to me, is absolutely perfect. The tone it strikes, the atmosphere, the execution, I honestly don't know how it could have been done any better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fibU...

Just Mustard - Still (Official Video)

YouTube video by Just Mustard

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

haven't seen this one yet, and it's been october for hours

quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SPOOKY BLINDING LIGHTS✨🎃

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Just walked in on Freaky Nikki and Captain Clark boning down in the staff restroom. Halloween 2026 babyyyyyyyy

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey it's called Value City for a reason, pal

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have learned that "dating with intention" means "I will marry the next man who seems nice."

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

See, the crucial and key difference is that the Republicans give Netanyahu everything he wants. The Democrats also gave Netanyahu everything he wanted, but they made frowny faces about it, which was undoubtedly a tremendous comfort to the Palestinians being torn limb from limb by our bombs.

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every year my favorite line from this song changes. Last year it was "Oh shit, he got the cop." This year it's "Wolfman casts a deadly spell"

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ME: I've been digging into my internal psychology hoping to find the buried treasure of insight, but I dug too deep and now I'm terrified of what I've unearthed. THERAPIST: Sounds like you've got dwarfism. ME: THERAPIST: ME: THERAPIST: ME: (high fives her)