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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
galoot has become so synonymous with big galoot that any given galoot is assumed to be big
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They should make a foucalt pendulum you can ride
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Strictly Bummers
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the bad boys of church camp
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mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
programming language idea: the runtime includes realistic dust generation and you have to run strip on your compiled binaries every so often or else the programs behave like theyre clogged
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
falling asleep next to the heater like God did on the seventh day
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
popcorn ceilings make a surging comeback as an anti-forgery design feature: background noise patterns that can be used to verify if a photo is real or AI. Within a few years, having a smooth ceiling will mark you as a pervert looking for plausible deniability.
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
black elmo
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Marigold Merrygoround @marigocchi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
they won't sell you unflavored toothpaste. what are they hiding
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the lost millennia of unrecorded bullshit from before the dawn of written history. the real petty gossip of 10,000 BC. tea before agriculture. the shit they don't put on pottery
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is the dump closed on Father's Day or is it more open than ever
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
bananas as black as your soul
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When was peak gravy, historically speaking
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How much do you feed moss
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
medieval peasants were actually woke as fuck and they played video games and smoked weed all the time and they could stay up as late as they wanted!!
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
who controls the cereal aisle
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
when do you teach your kid about the game
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.
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Venis Cor-boo-nus @repugnantson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I feel like they strapped my ass into the revolutionary. The book of the new sun guys on here will know what I'm talking about
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
obfuscated in the squash merge of history
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
vaping on my way to take a GB
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/03/2026
You may not like it, but there’s actually no universal consensus vis-à-vis blowing up little kids, and in fact suggesting that blowing up little kids is evil is, itself, a form of terrible violence, and furthermore naïve to say, if not outright childish. And you know what we do to children
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
me when i say ill do something
Thank you, yes, sincerely. I am Knight Lautrec of Carim. I truly appreciate this, and I guarantee a reward, only later.

Yes, very sorry, your reward will have to wait. I have just been freed. Allow me some time.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"We are fully committed to completely destroying the product or service you once loved. On that, you have my word." - all new CEOs
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/02/2024
Self-care can be very costly. For many Americans, healing procedures like therapeutic massage are an unobtainable luxury. Luckily, there is always "Hot Brain," which is where you lay on the ground directly in front a space heater until your head heats up
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"] my son: man, this song is real weird me: it used to get cold outside
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
yeah
jerry seinfeld from the hit television show seinfeld opening his apartment door to let moomintroll from the moomins in. he says "hello, moomin." the joke is that he's saying this to a moomin instead of newman. moomin and newman are words that rhyme. rhyming is when words sound similar
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
soda that kills you but from mind-blowing refreshment. an obliterating crispiness
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
a flash of the blade at the neck chili crisp sprays onto the snow
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
the cart and the horse should be simultaneous
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Now you can have the perfectly straight toenails you've always dreamed of
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 26/11/2025
doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Ó
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
next Fast & Furious should have vampires
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Referring to my baby's development as metaprogression
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
when was the best time in history to be making shit up. I wish I was a monk slipping bullshit into my copies or I stole fire from the neanderthal that invented lying
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Yakuza game set in The Expanse universe
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
AI has sent me the other direction on emails. I'm writing one-liners these days. Give em no reason to hit the Summarize button. If you want obsequious, go generate it yourself
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friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
baby doo-wop group The Fontanelles
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