friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 11/09/202620 years ago, I wrote pretty much this same thing in a text file at school (10 HACK GRADES 20 SET GRADES = A), saved it as a .bat, and got suspended. The principal said IT had found it and told him "with a few changes, it COULD work" 093
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026big galoot is now a recursive statement, implying this galoot is bigger than the standard galoot, which is a big galoot 000
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026galoot has become so synonymous with big galoot that any given galoot is assumed to be big 110
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thanks this post was a nice launchpad for a good hour of wikipedia rabbit holes 010
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Tom Hanks splits into Tom Green and Hank Green when exposed to kryptonite 030
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026cmon man it was pure bullshit up until you let them make a valid point. now they're gonna conflate that as total agreement the same way they're unable to tell decades-old speed cameras apart from a thing invented last year 120
Reposted by frigglemx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) @atax1a.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026programming language idea: the runtime includes realistic dust generation and you have to run strip on your compiled binaries every so often or else the programs behave like theyre clogged 0136
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026falling asleep next to the heater like God did on the seventh day 010
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026popcorn ceilings make a surging comeback as an anti-forgery design feature: background noise patterns that can be used to verify if a photo is real or AI. Within a few years, having a smooth ceiling will mark you as a pervert looking for plausible deniability. 051
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026wow 8 months, I couldn't have guessed that you're on the exact same timeline as the entire rest of the industry 100
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm sure the business will understand the free time is yours to keep and never ratchet up their expectations to match your new velocity! There's certainly no historical precedent for that. 110
Reposted by friggleceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194863985
Reposted by friggleMarigold Merrygoround @marigocchi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time.... 2449147
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026they won't sell you unflavored toothpaste. what are they hiding 0220
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026having c-beams is literally what tannhauser gate is known for 020
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the lost millennia of unrecorded bullshit from before the dawn of written history. the real petty gossip of 10,000 BC. tea before agriculture. the shit they don't put on pottery 010
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Is the dump closed on Father's Day or is it more open than ever 110
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We got a guy to send a global one that just said "bam!", went to every computer in the county. they said it was a bomb threat and suspended him 010
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Yes, it's Paul. Leto II has a very different relationship with history. 010
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Eddie Murphy voice work isn't even Eddie Murphy 100% of the time. He has a track record of just not showing up, so they literally have another voice actor do an Eddie Murphy impression as backup and use that if he never bothers to record his lines 020
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Humans acquired it via a time loop, fating us to always be doing time crimes 000
Reposted by friggleDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 23/09/2025medieval peasants were actually woke as fuck and they played video games and smoked weed all the time and they could stay up as late as they wanted!! 410813
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026was prepared to feel neutral about this but instead I'm now aware you still post on twitter 120
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The article is a list of states that have rainwater collection laws, that are not described in any way. they must be good laws or I assume there'd be even a single example 100
Reposted by friggleMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/07/2024JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole… ELAINE: That's it? A mole?? JERRY: A ten can't have a mole! GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole… [Maya Angelou enters, applause] MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done. 131424259
Reposted by friggleVenis Cor-boo-nus @repugnantson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I feel like they strapped my ass into the revolutionary. The book of the new sun guys on here will know what I'm talking about 232
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This is just what all 70 year olds tell themselves rather than accept that their own cognitive decline has already begun 000
friggle @friggle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026if you don't get it you should go to a mcdonalds and get a sprite. cheers 020
