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Ryan ✍️🧶👁️ @neatrogenous.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
ok
two cats in a window bed, one looking out of it normally and sedately, the other stood on two hind legs and trying to ascend the blinds
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
law and order is not kept for very long when there's baby food involved
yuzu the black and white hooded rat and disco and fizzgig the grey and white hooded rats all politely sharing some baby food out of the tubeyuzu, disco and fizzgig the rats all very not politely sharing some baby food out of the tube. there's a lot of blurry smacking going on
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"La Femme-Escargot" circa 1900
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my favorite thing about writing is when im forced to realize I don't know what many things are called
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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stoner werewolf @crowkids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "say the line, Bart" Simpson's meme
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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wipes a tear from my eye
Tumblr post mock up. peerlesscucumber: loo binghe is so fucking rank in the endless abyss. like he hasn't showered in 5 years and he's covered in blood and he ate monsters but I am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up the cultivation world & have ur revenge u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On
warriors_hammer, replying and posting peerlesscucumber's tags: #on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #binghe's filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For the Best
warriors_hammer: dear god
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/05/2025
people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mamdani's channeling of Indian retail politics upending the entire US political framework is hilarious to watch, this is literally what you always do in desi politics, hug the person who called you names to show you're a saint and he's a piece of shit that voters should look down on- and it works
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CharlieBrown's Family @charliebrowntc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A pair of saberteeth
Sabertooth toy next to a large orange cat
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chip eater lore @loreothy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
bleet about cookie run
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SCREAMING
ihy.wes on threads: dolly just visited me im shaking 

attached image of a breeze from an open window blowing two curtains aloft in a way that looks like massive spiritual breasts
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James D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lol, the Cassini space craft is so in love with Saturn it's embarrassing. *That's* how you see her? Just propose you fucking loser.
A screenshot of an article that just a picture of Saturn with the caption "Saturn and seen by the Cassini spacecraft"
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Bitten Beads Jewelry @bittenbeadsjewelry.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
I've added more robust alt text because these pics are very funny and like someone else mentioned, visually disabled people who rely on alt text should be able to enjoy them. #AtlTextAddsMore
1st of a series of four shots of Uni, a black and white cat tuxedo cat, well-stuffed into a perfectly sized cardboard box, looking at the camera making a surprised face with wide eyes and dilated pupils. The box is angled with Uni's head facing 5 o'clock, making his slight head turn a bit dramatic.2nd shot of four with Uni loafed in a box, wide-eyed and opened mouth, as if starting to make his excuses. 3rd shot of four of Uni in his box, a little less wide-eyed, still open-mouthed, like he's running out of words, or his wind-up gear is running down. This is the same face Padma makes in the Padma-Annekin meme, the face of uncertainty.The last of four shots of Uni in the cardboard box, almost perfectly-sized to fit his tuxedo cat body. His is the face of shame. His pupils have narrowed. He has turned away from the camera. His ears are pulled back. He is stuffing himself into the box as hard as he can, as if he wants to disappear inside it fully and close the flaps.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Coolest couple in the neighborhood. Photo from my collection, 1937.
Black and white photo of a young woman in a dark beret and turtleneck sweater, sitting outside on the brick steps of a wooden house porch. Next to her is a shorthaired white cat looking very curiously into the distance as if it wants to go investigate something, but it is restrained by the woman’s hand and also a harness
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
people talk a lot about pre/post-internet microgenerations but let me hear from all the others in my microgeneration, the “printing maps off Mapquest” microgeneration.
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
😜
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, lying on his side and licking his shoulder. His pink tongue sticks out as he turns his head over his shoulder. One eye is closed, as Mr Lover sniffs at his cheek. Mr Lover is an orange and white tabby cat and the top of his head is in frame.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 08/07/2026
Since people have asked, "What's the deal with the thumbs-up grannies?" and I haven't talked about them in awhile... here's the scoop: They're two elderly Chinese ladies who patrol the neighborhood, always with the air of bundled-up broody hens (no matter what they wear, or the weather). (1)
Two little old ladies, shown from behind on a neighborhood sidewalk lined with trees and shrubs. They're petite and casual, in jackets, jeans, and hats.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 08/07/2026
absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/07/2026
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026
hold on, about to chat with mcconnell
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well, the fireworks began on the Fifth of July.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026
we have, empirically, discovered that there is such a thing as Too Many Fireworks
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In other "excellent news from religious bodies", the US Presbyterian General Assembly has formally voted to start the process to (correctly) declare white Christian nationalism a theological error incompatible with the teachings of Jesus: pres-outlook.org/2026/07/pcus...
pres-outlook.org
PC(USA) labels White Christian nationalism "Theological Error"
Calling White Christian nationalism incompatible with the teachings of Jesus, commissioners approved a proposed constitutional amendment and a new policy statement opposing the ideology.
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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m being very brave (the washer, dryer, dishwasher, and TVs are helping to drown out the booms too)
Gus sitting on the sunroom scratcher looking a bit tense but not too bothered
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 05/07/2026
I really want to thank my city for cancelling its fireworks display due to fire danger. A huge portion of our state is on fire right now and we don't need more.
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mother, no. Photo from my collection, no date/ info.
Black and white photo of a young white woman in winter clothing, squatting outside on a rural road with a tabby kitten between her knees. She's making the kitten stand up on its hind legs by holding up its forelegs, but it seems quite gentle. The cat looks displeased but not in any distress.
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Kilo @oilywhisper68.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Important news from Mexico
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Kos, that kobold you know @draekos.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wacom doing planned obsolescence with a "Thank you for your support" on their staggeringly overpriced products wasn't on my bingo card but I am UNSURPRISED. If you too are in this position, allow me to draw your attention to what's probably your best solution: opentabletdriver.net
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dropped the baby potatoes back off, though I may end up babysitting them again soon >:3 In the meantime here is Sneaks being a showoff
Big black cat absorbing the sun with his big ol belly
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Chira, back to being butterless @labocat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lrp when I was shopping for my current car it was so hard to explain what I meant about the A-frame blind spot because it had been 15 years and the inability to see anything on the left was just...normalized and I'm sitting there like NO I DON'T LIKE THAT I CAN'T SEE PEDESTRIANS
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