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@free-range-hen.bsky.social
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Victorianist (derogatory)

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Amy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"From time to time I take books I can’t stand or from authors I want to annoy and make: sausages c. 40 cm long, 8 cm thick"
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 13/10/2026
🏺Fallen down a bit of an ancient Egyptian ‘fish palette’ rabbit hole today at work after researching this one currently held at the Cleveland Museum of Art. 📜 www.clevelandart.org/art/1989.32
A palette in the shape of a fish is made of graywacke stone mottled with dark gray, brown, and reddish-brown patches. At the left, a flared tail is marked with fine incised lines. Near the right edge, a circular indentation forms an eye above a tiny notch. Portions of the top and bottom edges feature small incised lines, and a single hole is pierced through the stone near the top center.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guy puts sexual orientation on job application as asexual with the caption on the image explaining it, stating: "Asexual on the job application so they know the only thing I'm attracted to is the grind."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
new competitor for funniest creature i've ever seen in my life
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r/whatsthisfish 5d
First catch ever. What is it?

image is a smiling man holding what appears to be a fish shaped like a metal pipe image of the metal pipe fish being released into the ocean
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still Life with Oranges, by Rafael Romero Barros (1863)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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free range hen @free-range-hen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
University loading docks are the kind of place that produce smells that make you question if miasma theory was actually correct after all
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they are now accepting kohl’s cash in the shadow realm
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
studying my ancestry dot com results
label that reads 13.5% shrimp
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Albrecht Dürer - Stag Beetle (1505)
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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free range hen @free-range-hen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PhD application portal for a history program asking me about research experience, which it defines as hours worked in a lab
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
submitted by discord user
user named "zoë" (@zoeweeeemama) on xitter saying "They won't let me merge they all hate me" with an image of a sad looking borzoi sitting in a car seat with its paws sitting on top of thr steering wheel.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fruit sandwich
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I want to socialize, but I don't want to talk. I just want to be around like a cat.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
scientists just proved love is real and all around us
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Lyd-EEK!-a! ⚰️ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
liberty mutual advertisement induced psychosis
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've added some recent illustrations to my print shop, and INPRNT is having a 'free shipping' event ✨
An iridescent orb of liquid morphs into hands that reach for a star in the center of the orb. An abstract cityscape is in the background
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trust the process
comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "I think I will do crafts today" next panel shows them freaking out while something is on fire
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
non verbal
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
not to be an idealist or anything but i wish things were slightly better
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my fav thing about that track package function is when they show you that your stuff is at a facility 2 miles from your house and on its way to the airport to be flown 11 states away so they can fly it back to you in 2 days
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“First new cat discovered in 100 years”? I see those things everyday buddy
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sacred. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
photo of a tabby kitten being held aloft in a woman's hand. What makes the photo remarkable is the contrast of light and dark. The kitten is being held in bright sunlight and almost seems to glow, while the woman and the rest of the room are outside of the sunbeam and are so dark it's hard to make them out at all.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1 month progress selfie
A mudskipper with its mouth wide open
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