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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At least we know this isn't an AI account. Only a real human being could be this wrong.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Maybe the real stink was the farts we made along the way.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If this thread proves one thing it's that wisdom doesn't always come with age.

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 12/07/2024

"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

5 is an honorary even number. You know I'm right.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Next up: Perineum sunning as part of PT and forced ballsmaxxing.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this for a while.

Jeopardy category: "Shit a rapist might say".

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh, if only there had been warning signs about the Nazi tattoo guy. How could anyone have known that the Nazi tattoo guy was a bad person? Any one sign. A tattoo maybe.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

But wait. He needs to do a three hour speech in 107° weather. Because he's so tough.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If a company makes a thing and uses AI to make the thing, it's okay to steal the thing to train your AI. And it's okay if the AI that you're training is you.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Watching "Infinite" - 2021. 🧵 www.imdb.com/title/tt6654...

imdb.com

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

They're doing all this because they're not scared of us. They should be scared of us.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I think Hugh Jackman was fucking the sheep.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

All these dorks never got over not being on anyone's top 8 on MySpace.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

At this point I don't even want to hear about it unless they were successful.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

75% of the way through "Mother Mary" and it's like if Moulin Rouge was a witchy, sapphic, interracial, psychological thriller. 10/10 would recommend. Unless they flub the ending.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

RFK Jr. is mere days away from allowing vaping on airplanes and when he does that will break the final seal and release the devil.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Watching "The Bride" and I'm very confused about what this movie is. The only one more confused than me is the movie.

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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Sam Rockwell was great tho. Watch Moon instead.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

"Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" is like, 75% of a movie. It's a lib misunderstanding "The Matrix", "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once", "Sorry to Bother You", and "Groundhog Day", running them through a meat grinder, and asking ChatGPT to write the ending.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Somebody's gunning for a second FIFA peace prize.

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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Fuck it. I'm just gonna say it. Algernon is a stupid fucking name for a mouse and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

If you're watching The Simpsons and want to know who voiced a certain character, here's a quick guide: If it's a celebrity, they probably voiced themselves. If it's a racist stereotype, it's Hank Azaria.

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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Valen-Dean's Day. To celebrate eat lots of delicious food, find a really good stick, be nice to everyone, and know you're awesome.

Chunky red heeler with a giant grin laying on gray tile.

Red heeler cuddling with photographer on blankets with a big doggy smile.

Chunky red heeler so relaxed on a big red couch that his paw has slipped between the cushions.

Red heeler with the biggest doggy smile you've ever seen.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Fun fact: No human has yet been shown to be immune to bullets. Not one. No matter how rich they are.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Greenland 2 doesn't even have Sharptooths. What a ripoff.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

"Melania", a fake documentary about a few months in the life of a fraud, with basically no crew, and directed by a washed-up rapist, had a budget of $40 million. "Deliver Me From Nowhere" a biopic about an actual musician, telling a real story, starring a popular actor, had a budget of $55 million.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

This fucking disgrace just voted to give more money to ICE while they kidnap and murder citizens.

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The Late Great Hannibal Lecter @ambushbris.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

OMG be so careful out there my beloved federal agents. Bulletproof vests don't stop knives. I would hate if anything were to happen to you.

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