Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 18h#CelebrityTraitors Not watching the show but I'm absolutely cackling at how united in glee my timeline is right now. 051
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 22hYeah, just imagine that. *West of Scotland whistles innocently* 000
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithJames Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I keep seeing people arguing how far Man City should be demoted and you’re not being creative enough: why should they get to work their way back up in a sport they’ve gained unfair advantage at? Make them work their way up through a regional cheese rolling league before they can play football again. 1122
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithDaniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones 04714
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient 2455
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again… 1447694
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithThomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit 122603440
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithUnofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Chester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' ticketsbbc.co.ukChester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' ticketsChester Zoo, which was selling tickets to see lions and tigers, says the mistake was a computer error. 32011
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithJay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law 191497328
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126043780
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"I've left your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle with a neighbour" 316636
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Actually just an editing error. The word "fuck" was omitted from the Penguin quote. 030
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rewatching The Three Musketeers tonight then. Tim Curry was magnificent as Cardinal Richelieu, he steals every scene and looks like he's thoroughly enjoying himself.static.klipy.comTim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be ArrangedAlt: Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be Arranged 110
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There's a chance that Dolly Parton saw good, at some level, in every single human being except Piers Morgan, and I think that's beautiful 112018
Reposted by Fraser Galbraithsincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it 2509112
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat. 291289308
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithRich @rich-bryant.uk · 23/08/2026Problem: What time is love? (KLF) Solution: 3am eternal (KLF) 051
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm not saying my backlog of unread books is excessive, but the novel I just finished reading has a price sticker from Borders. 010
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column: 983409461
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithLenny Rubin @lennyrubin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I rate this post a 10-Oct 52219
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It wasn't a *good* film but Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines had the balls to be a summer blockbuster where the bad guys (mostly) win. 000
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s 1153744403
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithDavid Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Guess I picked the wrong day to take all my burner phones to the library. 04110
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithJames Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Helpful update from the BBC here if you need advice after staring at the sun. 637272
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithSaloni @scientificdiscovery.dev · 11/08/2026BIG NEW piece by me. A few years ago, if you asked me to summarize my entire worldview in one article, I would’ve said it was too broad and too difficult. But this year, I decided to do it.worksinprogress.coEvery disease is a policy failureFew people know how much medicine has progressed in their lifetimes. Fewer know how much faster it could be progressing. 1327189
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithSir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on 693338694
Reposted by Fraser Galbraithmelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026what happens when you barely step on your pets tail? 143229712
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Former US politician and cosmetic surgery enthusiast Matt Gaetz being described as a "concussed Romulan" 031
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Happy 3rd anniversary to this glorious tweet: 030
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithPublic Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Of which song? 2207
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 02/08/2026It is quite strange how little the actual public inquiry we're having into the UK's Covid response - the one that's publishing in-depth reports every few months - factors into the "you're not even allowed to ask these questions" complaints. We are, in fact, officially asking these questions! 8476102
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My old school was demolished and a housing estate built on it. The council considered naming the new streets after beloved teachers but decided the risk of a Saville Row of unsellable houses wasn't worth it. 030
Reposted by Fraser Galbraith☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me: starshine x files lego set. practical hot girl self care Wife: no starshine. you cant have a $500 Lego set Me: good girl starshine good starshine give beautiful deserving girl Wife: starshine, we simply can’t afford that kind of toy. its not within our budget Me: smoking man wife 4849
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026But if I did this, how would I end up finding a completely different book to the one I want and reading that instead? 813512
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithNicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Advice from the local police, sent via the school, about keeping kids safe while out on their own includes getting your kids to download one of several safety apps which is really helpful when kids are no longer to be allowed to have their phone on them when they set out after school. 24611
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026not suggesting anyone do this but you'd only have punch him a little bit until he looked like mason verger from hannibal 3162
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with 1614182
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Programme aired on 20 December 2025, but the initial legal letter was sent first to ITV, then inexplicably rerouted via Channel 4 before finally being dumped in the Costa outside BBC Broadcasting House. 451105193
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Nina Simone performing Sinnerman. Just phenomenal.youtube.comNina Simone - Sinnerman (Audio)YouTube video by NinaSimoneVEVO 0132
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithWill 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I know someone who's keen 0133
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithDietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to respond to my bat signal. BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time you should add some alt text. 8134689
Reposted by Fraser Galbraithanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137453527
Reposted by Fraser GalbraithWombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" 1702307421
Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Amusing layout coincidence on BBC News Scotland just now: 010