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Fraser Galbraith

@frasergalbraith.bsky.social
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"If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 18h
#CelebrityTraitors Not watching the show but I'm absolutely cackling at how united in glee my timeline is right now.
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah, just imagine that. *West of Scotland whistles innocently*
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep seeing people arguing how far Man City should be demoted and you’re not being creative enough: why should they get to work their way back up in a sport they’ve gained unfair advantage at? Make them work their way up through a regional cheese rolling league before they can play football again.
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See: sometimes older technology is better. You try tying up a terrorist with Bluetooth enabled headphones
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again…
A large pink banner for an exhibition of the work of M C Escher. It tells us “next left at lights”.
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' tickets
bbc.co.uk
Chester Zoo mistakenly advertises 'child predator tour' tickets
Chester Zoo, which was selling tickets to see lions and tigers, says the mistake was a computer error.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I've left your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle with a neighbour"
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lonely man obsesses over potatoes.
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually just an editing error. The word "fuck" was omitted from the Penguin quote.
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rewatching The Three Musketeers tonight then. Tim Curry was magnificent as Cardinal Richelieu, he steals every scene and looks like he's thoroughly enjoying himself.
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be Arranged
Alt: Tim Curry in Three Musketeers: That Can Be Arranged
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's a chance that Dolly Parton saw good, at some level, in every single human being except Piers Morgan, and I think that's beautiful
Piers Morgan: RIP Dolly Parton. Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it
screenshot of an old tweet from me, rob dubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the stoer
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.
Summary

Meeting logistics review addressed attendance verification and confirmed denial of additional catering requests.

Addressing Catering Request
Denial of secondary meal requests was finalized for shouting individuals. It was confirmed that participants had already consumed dinner.

Meeting Attendance Verification
Clarification regarding confirmed attendees occurred. Questions were raised about pending arrivals for the session.

Connection Status Check
Technical connection status was assessed. The presence of additional participants on the call remained under review.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 23/08/2026
Problem: What time is love? (KLF) Solution: 3am eternal (KLF)
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm not saying my backlog of unread books is excessive, but the novel I just finished reading has a price sticker from Borders.
The back of a paperback book, with a barcode label from the long defunct Borders bookshop.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Lenny Rubin @lennyrubin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I rate this post a 10-Oct
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It wasn't a *good* film but Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines had the balls to be a summer blockbuster where the bad guys (mostly) win.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s
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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Guess I picked the wrong day to take all my burner phones to the library.
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Helpful update from the BBC here if you need advice after staring at the sun.
“Eclipse warning: The key signs you may have damaged your eyes”, but blurred
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Saloni @scientificdiscovery.dev · 11/08/2026
BIG NEW piece by me. A few years ago, if you asked me to summarize my entire worldview in one article, I would’ve said it was too broad and too difficult. But this year, I decided to do it.
worksinprogress.co
Every disease is a policy failure
Few people know how much medicine has progressed in their lifetimes. Fewer know how much faster it could be progressing.
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
what happens when you barely step on your pets tail?
four panel cartoon comic. in panel one, a person is throwing their cat i the air, they're both smiling. the caption reads "my cat when we're playing". the second panel shows the cat hitting the wall, going flat, and popping up yelling "again!". in panel 3, the cat sits normally and is watching as its owners foot gets near her tail. the caption reads "my cat when my foot gets near her tail". the last panel shows the cat in a hospital bed covered in casts.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Former US politician and cosmetic surgery enthusiast Matt Gaetz being described as a "concussed Romulan"
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy 3rd anniversary to this glorious tweet:
A screenshot of a tweet from Keith Humphreys.

He has quote tweeted a tweet from Stephanie M. Lee which reads "NEWS: Francesca Gino today filed a $25 million defamation lawsuit against Harvard and Data Colada. Story coming soon" and added his own comment, "If she subpoenas Colada, she'll be caught and arraigned."
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Of which song?
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 02/08/2026
It is quite strange how little the actual public inquiry we're having into the UK's Covid response - the one that's publishing in-depth reports every few months - factors into the "you're not even allowed to ask these questions" complaints. We are, in fact, officially asking these questions!
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My old school was demolished and a housing estate built on it. The council considered naming the new streets after beloved teachers but decided the risk of a Saville Row of unsellable houses wasn't worth it.
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/fras...
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me: starshine x files lego set. practical hot girl self care Wife: no starshine. you cant have a $500 Lego set Me: good girl starshine good starshine give beautiful deserving girl Wife: starshine, we simply can’t afford that kind of toy. its not within our budget Me: smoking man wife
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But if I did this, how would I end up finding a completely different book to the one I want and reading that instead?
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Nicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Advice from the local police, sent via the school, about keeping kids safe while out on their own includes getting your kids to download one of several safety apps which is really helpful when kids are no longer to be allowed to have their phone on them when they set out after school.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
not suggesting anyone do this but you'd only have punch him a little bit until he looked like mason verger from hannibal
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Programme aired on 20 December 2025, but the initial legal letter was sent first to ITV, then inexplicably rerouted via Channel 4 before finally being dumped in the Costa outside BBC Broadcasting House.
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nina Simone performing Sinnerman. Just phenomenal.
youtube.com
Nina Simone - Sinnerman (Audio)
YouTube video by NinaSimoneVEVO
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside, as Green frowns at an unwelcome noise.
Green: Ugh, someone's watching videos on full volume.

Green turns to Blue, who calmly hands him a pair of earbuds.
Green: Do you have my spare earbuds?
Blue: Here.

Taking the earbuds, Green starts swinging them by the end of the wire like a slungshot. As he lets them loose, they hit the video-watching stranger on the back of the head with enough force to startle them and drop the phone.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I know someone who's keen
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to respond to my bat signal. BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time you should add some alt text.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
From Chewin' The Fat: "There was high drama today at Kirkcaldy Sheriff Court..."
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Amusing layout coincidence on BBC News Scotland just now:
A screenshot of BBC News Scotland, where two images look they are connected.
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