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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tag yourself. (I'm the despondent guy in the suit.)
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
to further draw out this analogy, paxton here is schroeder, whose piano playing is too distracting for lucy (texas voters) to concentrate on pulling the ball out from in front of charlie brown.
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm pretty skeptical that the $5,000 election dividend is going to happen. I'd say it tops out at $2k max.
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
depends on the box, tbh
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
gonna make some spaghetti all'amatriciana for dinner tonight
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
gonna eat some chili con carne for dinner tonight
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*kisses fingers*
@dietaryfay.bsky.social, riffing with @ceej.bsky.social about Bluesky Batman

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to reply to my bat signal?

BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time add some alt text. 

@thurmanmunson.bsky.social: come on dude alt text jokes are not chill
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
these are cute
nyc i voted sticker with a stylized image of a basketball in Knicks colors
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This notion that the Knicks won is mostly an online phenomenon; people frying their brains on social media. The "title" certainly isn't based in material conditions, it's a vibes-championship.
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Post a poster you used to have hanging on your wall.
poster of bill the cat wearing patriotic hat and shoes, sitting on the toilet with the words "america's ill but so is bill. bill the cat for president."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/05/2026
this is incredible
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Elizabeth Minkel @elizabethminkel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🐑 fan tourism 🐑
photo of my hand holding the book three bags full in front of a bunch of sheep
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
if Allbirds is becoming an AI company, then maybe i should become an AI company. should i become an AI company?
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
gotta love a deep-ass lake
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/03/2026
really striking how race science freaks seem to spend their every moment crowing about how superior they are versus actually doing anything socially useful that would demonstrate it.
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
spinnin' some mahler, like a badass
an image of the cover of the jascha horenstein conducting the london symphony orchestra playing mahler's third symphony, nonesuch LP catolog number HB 73023
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
gonna make some spaghetti and clams for dinner
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
truly a golden age for alliterative slogans
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
no shade on anyone reading this but he's the best journalist currently working on anything anywhere
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
think I'm gonna go out and pick up a 20-oz. bottle of Diet Dr Pepper
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i wonder if beethoven would have been into looksmaxxing
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Open borders create more safety than closed ones, and most of the benefits of safety are downriver from being the sort of people who keep their borders open, thereby avoiding the terrible dangers inherent to being the sort of people who would keep their borders closed.
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Charles Martin-Shields @charlesmartinshields.com · 16/02/2026
I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 12/02/2026
My theory remains that the public only cares about immigration because Rupert Murdoch cares about immigration and if he didn’t run the immigrant crime family of networks and newspapers people would rightly look at you like you’re crazy if you said the US should treat its border like the Berlin Wall
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
coulda said this shit from home. it's literally true. hope a pigeon shits in his mouth.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/01/2026
“abolish ICE” was always the correct position
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emily lipstein @emilylip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
here's congestion pricing's birth chart. happy birthday queen (capricorn sun / pisces moon / libra rising)
congestion pricing birth chart
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The people who profited most from the cancel culture/free speech panic were less interested in actual freedom of speech than establishing their own control over public discourse. You don't even have to take my word for it. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Every society that has ever existed has had views that are mainstream and views that are fringe. The free-speech frauds who captured the discourse over the past decade understood this, but their true objection was that they did not unilaterally have the power to define which was which. For example, in a 2018 Times column, Weiss complained that “leftists” were engaged in a “concerted attempt to significantly redraw the bounds of acceptable thought and speech.” This was meant to sound sinister, menacing. In fact, this is politics. Every faction is always trying to “redraw the bounds of acceptable thought and speech.” In a free society, the government allows people to have those arguments. Such disputes are not a threat to free speech; they are free speech.When I say that CBS News’s Bari Weiss understood this, you needn’t take my word for it. In November, shortly after being given the reins to one of the oldest broadcast-news organizations in the country, Weiss used identical language to describe her own project: “I think it’s about redrawing the lines of what falls in the 40-yard lines of acceptable debate and acceptable American politics and culture,” Weiss said at the Jewish Leadership Conference. “And I don’t mean that in, like, a censorious, gatekeeping way.”

What’s the difference between her “redrawing the lines” of acceptable speech and other people doing it? What makes one “censorious” and “gatekeeping” and the other not? Well, because she gets to decide. That’s what so much of the free-speech panic was ever about: making sure the right people were in charge of what you see, hear, and read. Notably, this has very little to do with reporting the news, which is supposed to be what CBS News does. But if the point of installing Weiss was to ensure that she would gatekeep on behalf of right-wing interests, that is precisely what she appears to be doing.
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the velvet underground's "white light/white heat" is my favorite album that gives me a splitting headache every time i listen to it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Klingon teenager: the prom theme should be a Warriors Prom! Vulcan teenager: no. It should be “logic under the sea” Ferengi 40 year old: wassssup
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Klingon teenager: welcome to the OC b’Itch
Starfleet Academy photo
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
help me settle a bet—is "Round and Round" by Ratt an "oldie" or "great american songbook"?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 10/11/2025
Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/11/2025
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 04/11/2025
you are really obnoxious
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
zen buddhists for mamdani
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
about to listen the shit out of some late beethoven
an old vinyl LP edition of Wilhelm Furtwängler At The Bayreuth Festival 1951 Beethoven: Symphony No. 9 In D Minor ("Choral"), 	Seraphim catalog number IB 6068
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
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Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
i wonder where this trade group got its information that trump had disavowed project 2025.
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LBJ Again @50megatonfbomb.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"So you think Goebbels hated the jews? Did you ever stop to think that maybe the jews hated him?"
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Dietary Fat @dietaryfat.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
the real giveaway that skeeter likes kant is that he says "honk honk" all the time.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I think the reason for this is pretty straightforward: the largest cohort of cross-pressured swing voters in the United States are people who are cross-pressured because they are secular but racist
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